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⌞ ✦✦✦ ⌝ — ❝ I stopped already, please tone down your voice. I got little sleep and it is causing me a headache. ❞

leona-de-oro

"ᴏʜ ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ. ᴀᴍ ɪ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴏᴜᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ!?"

#YELLS LOUDLY IN YOUR EAR #dissimulantis #ic

nicetryshyguy

“I-It’s a thing h-human human’s say as a greeting… n-not really sure what it means.”

leona-de-oro

"ʏᴇᴀʜ. ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?"

#nicetryshyguy #still not as difficult as apacci #ic

dissimulantis-deactivated201804

⌞ ✦✦✦ ⌝ — ❝ Exactly. ❞

leona-de-oro

"... ɢᴏᴅ ᴅᴀᴍɴɪᴛ."

#YOU'RE LUCKY #I DON'T HAVE ANY DIRT ON YOU #OTHER THAN PIG DICK #dissimulantis #ic

nicetryshyguy

He shuffles out from hiding, “Um so… what’s up?

leona-de-oro

sʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴇs ᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ. ".. ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴜᴘ?"

#oh you know #SUNG BEING A BITCH #>:c #nicetryshyguy #ic

dissimulantis-deactivated201804

⌞ ✦✦✦ ⌝ — ❝ There is no fun in gossip. This will be my personal way to bother you. ❞

leona-de-oro

"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴜɴɴᴀ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇss ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴡ?"

#sung plz #dissimulantis #ic #crack

nicetryshyguy

“Wh-Who’s lurking, I-I’m not lurking… n-nope,”

leona-de-oro

"ɪ ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ."

#mila rose #1 detective #ic #nicetryshyguy

dissimulantis-deactivated201804

⌞ ✦✦✦ ⌝ — ❝ The bothered ones that move away. Shoo. ❞

leona-de-oro

"ᴡᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʙʟᴀʙʙɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs!"

#maybe i'll take those snakes #AND SHOW YOU HOW TO COOK #ic #crack #dissimulantis

dissimulantis-deactivated201804

⌞ ✦✦✦ ⌝ — ❝ Don’t think too hard about ways to upset me, you might fry the rest of your brain. Not that I care. ❞

leona-de-oro

"ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ??"

#I'M GUNNA RIP YOUR SLEEVES OFF #dissimulantis #ic #crack

"ɪ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴜʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ!"

#nicetryshyguy #ic #WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??#crack #dash commentary

dissimulantis-deactivated201804

⌞ ✦✦✦ ⌝ — ❝ Will you pick him up if you want to kiss each other? ❞

leona-de-oro

"ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʀᴏʟʟ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sᴍᴇʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇxᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴏʀᴋ!"

#TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME GIRL #dissimulantis #ic #crack

dissimulantis-deactivated201804

⌞ ✦✦✦ ⌝ — ❝ I could hardly say your type of man was weaker AND smaller than you. ❞

leona-de-oro

"sʜᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴜᴘ!"

#I'LL HIT YOU SUNG #I SWEAR TO GOD #ILL HIT YOU SO HARD #ic #dissimulantis #crack

dissimulantis-deactivated201804

⌞ ✦✦✦ ⌝ — ❝ Oh, but I saw it. ❞

leona-de-oro

"ɴᴏ, ɴᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ!"

#dissimulantis #THERE ISN'T EVEN #ANYTHING FOR YOU TO SEE #ic #crack

“ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ sʜɪᴛ sᴜɴɢ!”

#dissimulantis #ic #dash

sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴜɴsᴜʀᴇ ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ.

#confused amazon noises #dash commentary #ic

#SHUT THE FUCK UP SUNG #YOU DIDN'T SEE SHIT #ic #im commentary #dissimulantis

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sᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ. ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇs ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇ, ʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴀʀᴏ ᴡᴀs ʟᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴛɪᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪᴘs ᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀs. sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪss ʜɪᴍ.

ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟʟʏ, ᴍɪʟᴀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴜᴛ sʜᴇ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ ʟᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴᴡᴀʀᴅs. ᴍɪʟᴀ’s ʟɪᴘs ʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪɴɪɢᴀᴍɪs, ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀʀᴍ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴀʀᴏ ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʀ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴏɴᴇss ɪɴᴠᴀᴅᴇs ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪɴɪɢᴀᴍɪ’s ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ, ʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇssɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴏᴡɴ.

ᴛʜᴇ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsɪɴɢʟʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴇᴍʙʀᴀᴄᴇ ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛs ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴍɪʟᴀ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ, ʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ. “… ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ.”

#nicetryshyguy #OF COURSE IT'D BE TONGUE #ic #ask

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send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.

leona-de-oro

#meme

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