avianamrtnxo:
“Hey, you know I took a long time to make this just for you - you have to give some kind of shit.”
“You made that? For me? -- Why?”
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avianamrtnxo:
“Hey, you know I took a long time to make this just for you - you have to give some kind of shit.”
“You made that? For me? -- Why?”
devynsuttxn:
“No, no, no. I’m taken.” Devyn laughed as she pushed herself away from the men who had his arms around her. In a moment of panic, she picked the closest person to take ahold of and pull closer to her. “This is my significant other — we’re engaged actually. Right babe?”
Leona hadn’t been paying attention to what was going on around her. Her usual observant nature was clouded by three glasses of wine and a whiskey shot. But then suddenly, she was pulled into a conversation - literally. Leona looked down at the hand, then to the person with brows raised. Their emphasis brought her head out of the clouds and then her eyes flickered to the men, immediately understanding the situation. “Engaged for two years, to be specific. Someone is a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to the details of the wedding.” Leona turns her body to Devyn, smiling at her with a false affection. Again, her eyes darted to the man. “She’s worth the wait though, so if you could kindly fuck off, that would be great.”
jakexlawson:
How stupid do I look in this?
“Depends. What’s the suit for, Bond?”
---- ‘ may your neighbours respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you.. ’
Text} Sami:Lee
Sami: I've never heard of it. Why do you want to watch a bad movie?
Sami: I lived with you for years I'm allowed.
Leona: Because it's easy making fun of bad movies. And they hold my attention.
Leona: I'm not that messy!! I just sometimes miss my mouth because I'm probably talking...
Leona: You should come over though, and meet Cricket since you're her uncle and godfather.
Text} Sami:Lee
Sami: No I've never seen that movie.
Sami: It was more a joke about you being messy.
Leona: Neither have I. Heard it was shitty. We should watch it.
Leona: Get out of here, only I'm allowed to make jokes about myself being messy.
Text} Sami:Lee
Sami: Then you found the perfect roommate haha.
Leona: ... Was that a play off of the movie title 'The Perfect Roommate'...?
avianamrtnxo:
“This is how I feel about you today.”
maisiestclair:
“Oh, man,” Maisie bit her lip, looking at the person across from her. “You’re sick, aren’t you?” She gestured to their appearance. “You should be in bed.”
“I’m fine,” she sighs heavily, rubbing her temples before running her hands tiredly over her face. The brunette looks to the other sharply, “Seriously, I’m fine.” Leona’s voice ended up having more bite than she would have liked. But, the lights in the cafe were too bright, the sound of grinding coffee beans gave her a wicked headache and her mood wasn’t in the best place to start with. “I was just... Getting a coffee. I think.” She responds lamely, not knowing what else to say. Leona hates coffee. She was more into green tea, but as of right now - she couldn’t remember that simple face.
Text} Sami:Lee
Sami: She's really cute. You just decided to get her?
Leona: Yeah! Figured it was about time I got myself a roommate who likes it when I accidentally drop food on the floor.
dolleuhswonsin:
“I don’t think bladders can actually explode. Or maybe. I’m not a doctor. Appendices can, though.”
“Contrary to popular belief, they can! But, only under special circumstances. Like, right now I was just being dramatic although holding it in had become painful. For someone who had major surgery or cancer or had radiation in their bladder, or a bladder that had to be removed and the doctor makes them a new bladder out of intestine, —those are situations where the bladder can rupture. I don’t know how any of this can help you, but, the more you know, right?”
oliverrhowell:
“Just another boxing match.”
“Yeah, no big deal or anything. It’s whatever. Pfft. Did you at least win?”
darbycollingwoods:
“R-really, I’m a lightweight. Sami can vouch for that; he bartended the last time I was here.”
“You’re making this more difficult for me to stop bothering you about this. Lightweights are the best to party with because they get drunk quicker and I can save money for other things.” She laughs teasingly. “What the hell? I missed that!? I didn’t miss a text invite, did I?”
alicemccloud:
Alice stood after taking another drink. She then nodded at the bartender who took her beverage and set it behind the bar so no one could touch it. It paid to work at the place you drank.
“Let’s do this!”
With a laugh and careful not to spill any on herself, Leona took two more shots before taking Alice’s hand eagerly and bringing them to a spot where they could dance. Leona twirls, moving to the beat freely as she immediately begins to enjoy herself and easily ignores the stares.
connorxhawkins:
“That is awesome, I would be honored to be there.” Connor said as he leaned against the bar, turning his head over towards Leona. “Watching Sami be all awkward and shy – count me in. What time does it start?”
“Thanks, Connor. That’s really means a lot.” Leona laughs, nodding her head. “It’s practically a favourite past time of mine, and probably everyone else’s who knows him. He’s a cutie, don’t know what we’d do without him. The show starts at nine.”