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[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

[garbagethatissentient-deactivat]

Sources?

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

[shiftythrifting]

I’ll have what he’s having

[bathroomcube]

gay men having crushes on straight men isnt predatory its fucking normal?????? crushes dont give a shit about whether or not the person is straight or not its just kinda a bummer to happen like ur crush being taken or whatever, its not predatory dont be fucking weird

[bathroomcube]

same goes for lesbians btw

[bathroomcube]

and bi people too and nblm and nblw who dont use any of thise labels

[helpmequitmydayjob]

[netlfix]

whats ET short for?

[netlfix]

because he’s got little legs

[argumate]

she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though

[argumate]

he had a body you’d expect to fish out of the river

[argumate]

her voice reminded you of why you left her in the first place, as she patiently listed all the reasons why you left her in the first place.

[argumate]

he had a face you’d want to punch, not because there was anything wrong with the face itself, but just because it was his and he was a dick.

[argumate]

ironically after all this time spent rebelling against her upbringing she had turned out exactly like her mother: an adult woman.

[argumate]

it was an ordinary Tuesday when you walked into my office, feeling vaguely uneasy about the use of the second person perspective.

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thankfulforgirls]

i fucking knew it would be drarry

[ovur]

Baby girl I'd learn how to use discord for you

[wrong-url-motherfucker]

[roonilwazlib4]

[hwardlaunch]

The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show

[lylylylylylylylyly]

u ever look at girls and think how the fuck u that pretty

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[jehovahhthickness]

[childhoodshour]

How I look eating my first meal of the day at 3 in the afternoon while wondering if life is really worth living

[topherchris]