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sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage
is this not the whole show?
This day has been incredible and there’s a ton of women in the room, but…
bonus +
Gina and Gabrielle’s reactions afterward
I could literally watch this for 60 years
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
what does it mean when a guy says hi to you
he’s lying
who was i before i cared so much about my eyebrows???
SUBTITLED • Always check the number before sending a dick pic. Or, better yet, don’t send dick pics to people you don’t really know.
I have a new hero.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This woman deserves a medal.
fucking brilliant
Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:
YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.
YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.
IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.
DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.
DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.
DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.
NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.
VOTE.
me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day
*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me
*opens window* can u throw another
me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease
How do you know if therapy is working?
If it fucking sucks sometimes, and it’s really hard and exhausting, it’s probably working.
If you’re feeling emotions you don’t want to feel because you’re facing your issues head on for the first time in ages, it’s probably working.
If you’re beginning to replace unhealthy coping skills with healthy ones even just sometimes, it’s probably working.
If you’re taking some steps backward but more steps forward, regardless of whether they’re just teeny tiny ones, it’s probably working.
If your therapist annoys the hell out of you sometimes because they won’t relent, but you’re also learning to trust them and work together as a team, it’s probably working.
If you and your therapist occasionally disagree or have conflict but healthily work through it, it’s probably working.
If you leave some sessions feeling worn and tired, and others feeling more hopeful and focused, it’s probably working.
If you have a more clear idea of what your goals in recovery are, or at least know that when you lose sight of them you have a place to go to get back on track, it’s probably working.
If you’re making progress in any way, shape or form, no matter how slow or painful it is, it’s probably working.
(There are a lot of different, more specific measures of progress that vary greatly across the different styles of therapy – if you give a specific therapy type I could probably give a more specific answer, but in my experience these things tend to be the same/similar across the board! :)
Sometimes hearing things like this makes me realize how far I’ve actually come
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