C'est La Vie

Laughter is the best medicine. :)

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When my therapist references a specific traumatic event I did NOT mention:

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My therapist: "you need to make some friends"

Me:

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A minor inconvenience: *happens*

Me @ myself:

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Talking myself out of using behaviors during the holiday season like:

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Therapist: WHY did you use behaviors while I was out of town??

Me:

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My therapist: *has to cancel*

Me:

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My therapist when I use the same BS excuse for the millionth time:

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Everyone in my life, when I emerge from my Mental Illness Isolation Phase™:

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My therapist when I try to bring in a whole bunch of distorted thinking and shit:

Me:

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When my therapist says wise things I’m like:

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Confirming appointments like

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Me: *tries to compartmentalize my emotions*

My emotions:

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When I say something really twisted and my therapist gives me That Look™

I'm like

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Therapist: *calls out my negative core beliefs*

Me:

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You know my mom so well.

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Therapist: *points out that I seem anxious*

Me:

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Me to insurance: "I need this treatment in order to survive"

Insurance: