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28 / DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

[leprosys]

kyle 🔞 | no antis | sp side blog

fic writer | #kyman #creek #style

pls be anti-censorship/proship before you ask for main ❤️

[leprosys]

Wild West AU where Kyle is based on Billy the Kid / Clyde Barrow + Stan is a successful northerner real estate broker buying and selling properties in the western frontier. They both end up in jail with Kyle fated for the gallows for 4 murders and robberies where Stan was wrongfully accused of something terrible by a rich woman named Wendy because he broke up with her. And Kyle noticed Stan’s cell has a faulty lock and kicks a Bobby pin to him and coaches him into picking the lock where they get away after killing sheriff barbrady. They have a stand off with Cartman and Kenny, a couple of bounty hunters

[leprosys]

kyle broflovski headcanons

his hat is his comfort item, seen wearing it all year long. kyle gets dissociative and panicky when his mom forces him to take it off for laundry days, but he managed put it off once for a couple of months

kyle got braces along with stan around the same time. they matched colors with kyle’s ligature ties being blue and red, and stans being orange and green

in seventh grade he got made fun of & was turned down by every girl who he tried to take to homecoming so he wouldn’t be the odd one out, despite not liking girls

he is a closeted homosexual in denial because he experiences comp het

kyle used to bite people and have the worst meltdowns at the age of 3-5.

he’s a pencil breaker and grippy chewer

he does not like water chestnuts or any watery vegetable for that matter

[undeadseraph]

kyman stuff from the past month

[undeadseraph]

2025 kyles

[leprosys]

kyle recoils when cartman’s eyes roll down his exposed body, arms and legs bound tightly by rope. there’s a thin, oily grin on cartman’s face, eyes clouded over with want, staring straight through kyle like he is nothing more than a piece of meat.

“let. me. the. fuck. go.” kyle bites out each word, pressing each syllable with acid. cartman only wilts.

“you know what, kahl?” he hums, tracing a finger down the length of kyle’s torso who tenses, skin feeling as if it’s on fire. “you’re kind of cute when you’re angry you can’t get your way. do you think for one moment that i’ll cave into your demands? you’re not in any position to *demand* anything.”

[skelestonkss]

seriously?!

[leprosys]

Not even that much into darkship but you're right about fanon kyman. I'd be way more interested in the ship if the the fandom didn't turn it into some boring tiny UWU ragebaiter X big angry seme ragebaited and ignore what make the relationship so interesting, AKA the power inbalance between a bigot and the minority he obsess over, and how said minority is desperately clinging onto him to get a purpose in life and a sense of belonging.

All the angst is see lately is about Cartman being sad about idk being fat or about his mom, and completely ignoring the shit ton of possible angst for Kyle... Like, adress the elephant. It's right here. Make Kyle suffer

I even asked a prolific artist about Kyle centric kyman angst and idk, it's been a week now and I didn't get any answer, not even a no. Why are they afraid of toxicity if they ship THE toxic ship of South Park

Preach.

[leprosys]

Kyman is peak darkship. Cartman frequently bullies, targets, and hazes Kyle who reacts violently and verbally towards Cartman being insanely antisemitic and despicable towards him. Cartman literally infects Kyle with HIV out of spite. I love Kyman and all, but it’s genuinely delusional if you’re erasing canonical evidence of Cartman’s psychological abuse, slur weaponry, and antisemitism of his Jewish friend & then saying DNI proshippers/dark shippers. Your blurbo raped Butters, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he attempts to rape Kyle. 😭

[taydaughter]

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

[journallain]

Cartman uses the one wish willow to make Kyle obsessed with him. He gets angry when nothing changes and thinks the wish didn’t work because the twist is that Kyle is already obsessed with him.

[scoobydaneydoo]

Kyman Week Day 1 - Seven minutes in heaven

[leprosys]

kyle is so cutieful i am chewing him in my jaws

[resolutelywanderingwatcher]

See the thing is both Kyle and Eric are fucking insane but the difference is I could give you twenty different reasons why Eric is like that

KYLE THOUGH? That motherfucker is doing this for the love of the game like the only thing he has is his overbearing mother and like that’s it dude what the hell is wrong with Kyle bro

[leprosys]

sp proship/darkship & dead dove rper & fic writers pls interact i need to talk abt freak park smiles

[leprosys]

he’s impossibly terrible as a guy

[leprosys]

cartman with no fucking foresight unwittingly yet very on purpose ropes two of his friends in a near human trafficking miss including himself so cartman kyle and tweak have to SOMEHOW get back to colorado and away from Iowa after tweek (possibly) commits homicide in self defense on the random freak who kidnapped them