da oomf zone

i'm in my early 30s i'm a librarian i like loud boy groups and hockey and reading books and watching movies and MY TWITTER ACCOUNT WONT LET ME LOG IN WITHOUT SCANNING MY PALM SO NOW I'M JUST HERE .

[lesavoirfaire]

i've been locked out of my twitter account for almost 2 weeks and i've become so starved for Something To Do that i've begun watching explore with us crime investigation videos

[lesavoirfaire]

thinking about becoming that really annoying person who is constantly emailing local government officials so i can convince them to add some more bus stops

[lesavoirfaire]

i'm so unbelievably ready for the AI bubble to pop i'm so fucking sick and tired of this shit being peddled as some kind of inevitable natural thing that can't be controlled or stopped like holy fuck all of you people are under spells

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[lesavoirfaire]

i saved a baby raccoon from being run over and got to pick it up and carry it and it was making direct eye contact with me and chittering and purring and i feel like the most incredible i've ever felt in my entire life

[lesavoirfaire]

I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF MY MAIN PRIV TWITTER FOR A WEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK BC I REFUSE TO LET TWITTER SCAN MY PALMMMMMMMMM

[lesavoirfaire]

having a grownup job is so stupid i should have WAY more time available to me wherein my sole responsibility is playing pokopia while watching television programs and also reading fan fiction

[happydivorce]

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

[lesavoirfaire]

oomcw talked to me about hockey trades today and i pretended to have kept up with the news and was kinda just like politely going along with the convo until he was like "yeah i just hope giroux and (some guy whose name i don't remember) become friends again so i can see more stories about their friendship. stories written by fans, like, of the fictional kind" i was losing my mind it was crazy LMFAO

[ryebreadedd]

happy aromantic visibilty day to one of my fav fandom wiki comments

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

[fertbutt]

guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just

[lesavoirfaire]

when you open windscribe's list of locations they include something related to that location. for halifax they wrote crosby and for sydney they wrote squidney so basically sid's full name is there and they love him

[lesavoirfaire]

i dreamt that i found a childhood photo of me wearing a philadelphia flyers jersey

[americwa-deactivated20260714]

evil proship sigmund freud, you can't say that!

[lesavoirfaire]

stu skinner deserved to be a penguin 4life...

[lesavoirfaire]

twitter oomfs i'm here to notify you that i can't log into my twitter anymore bc it's asking me to scan my palm and i'm not doing that