lizardtakethewheel

Hi it’s me!!!! (they/them) (30)

[lizardtakethewheel]

Hi it's me!!!!!!!

(they/them) (30)

General Vibes

cringe, punk, golden retriever energy, hockey (rpf) and crippling levels of ADHD 👉 😎 👉

ao3 (I write stuff and make podfics)

message me if you wanna!!!!! (and are 18+ <3) beware im a yapper!!!

(Useless) Tags

#lizardposting : shitposting/dear diary style stuff

#yeah : Travis Konecny content that i will never recover from

#this guy fucks me up in a way none of the others do : Nolan Patrick. Self explanatory

#okay : Trevor zegras being a cutie patootie

#stop looking at me like that : Denver barkey

#love this dude : other flyers I lurv

#there is a list.....of non flyers players......that i enjoy deeply for reasons : i mean

#uhhh......hhhhh.... : cj ......

scientific references

[ahockeyblogggg]

looksmaxer Nolan Patrick be like im gonna smash my orbital bone u cocksucker

[insecuregodcomplex]

[lizardtakethewheel]

[podfic] high tide, low tide, you know - ch 2/5 (tktz)

podfic for ch 2 is up. go me!

(written by @twenty-three-hours-to-midnight) (GOD THIS FIC IS SO GOOD WTF DAWG)

[trans1oa]

rat 2 rat conversation

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[narrativeenjoyer69]

happy flyers day. it is exactly that serious and simultaneously not that deep ☯️

inspired by my tag on this post.

1. x 2. x 3. x 4. x 5. x

[washedupswammer]

the most beautiful person in the world, inside and out

[insecuregodcomplex]

[mmmytelephone]

Been feeling miserable a bunch but I took a punt on vinted and bought "p design black hat" and it is in fact official flyers merch lmaooo

[mmmytelephone]

The P design in question:

[lizardtakethewheel]

PODFIC QUESTION 🧐

i expect truly no one to answer this but. truly, unironically, that woudl be fine, im in it for the LOVE OF THE GAME. i literally am just having fun out here

would you wanna listen to a podfic where i laugh as much as i want *** ⬇️ and leave it all in. i would probably also be chatty throughout. silly goose vibes.

yes silly goose hours pls

that is a kind offer but i prefer calm/serious voice podfics

neither here nor there :)

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

*** (which is usually a lot) (because i'm easily tickled AND y'all write funny stuff. like trevor not being able to tell horses apart and then insisting on jamie telling him which one is the right horse so he can apologize to the horse. so that the horse won't hate him. looking at you @raccoonhockey 🧐🧐🧐)

[meganlovaniaa-blog]

random clip i saved of geno and tk haha

[lizardtakethewheel]

TK starting some shit and Sanny immediately pulling up. Goober raccoon man I love you

[washedupswammer]

When the Flyers were hopeless, Travis Konecny promised boss Dan Hilferty they'd make the playoffs (The Inquirer article 6/23/2026)

[washedupswammer]

with travis and trevor both on the flyers that locker room is just blood blood blood bleeding out beating hearts bared to open air everywhere

[lizardtakethewheel]

💫10 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW

Yippeee first tag game thingy for meeee!! Thx @raccoonhockey and @laughter-remembered 😘😘

LAST SONG:

Von Dutch by Charli xcx. I do get into super popular songs sometimes and it usually is several years after it was super popular lmao. I’m very not hip with it

CURRENTLY WATCHING:

nothing. I cannot even remember what I was last watching before the flyers and fanfiction took over every single one of my neural pathways

CURRENTLY READING:

fanfic: I tend to read em in one go so I have no currently reading. But I have a bunch of public bookmarks on ao3 if ur interested

book: the book that I WAS reading before I lost the ability to read anything but fanfic: 100 Boyfriends by Brontez Purnell

Literally if yall ever wanna talk about books…..queer books……….queer disaster books…………also other books……LIterAtUre……….tag/ask/dm me im ALWAYS ready

CURRENT OBSESSION:

Flyers rpf (whole brain gone), including actual hockey when it’s on (I’m gonna kill summer) (god I love going to games 😔).

My DEL team ✨✨✨✨✨

Barkey is currently weaseling his way into my usual tknp/jdtz rpf obsession cycle (see my pinned post for the science behind the tknp/jdtz rpf obsession cycle)

CURRENTLY WORKING ON:

Fanfics

the second half of good boy, good girl (jdtz) (just porn tbh)

Unnamed tktzdb pwp (with feelings) that a my buddy and I have fully planned out already. However we have not written a single word of it yet

Podfics

High tide, low tide, you know (tktz) by twenty-three-hours-to-midnight (posting this chapter by chapter)

Stepping out over the line (jdtz) by litaf1011 (haven’t started, but will also be chapter by chapter)

our eyes are never closing (our hearts were never broken) (tknp) by hockeysockey13 - will be in a more chill/chatty format

Not fandom 👀

a zine with a selection of notes from my notes app throughout my 20s. (I just turned 30) It’ll be quite a mix of stuff, some silly, some poetry-ish, etc. I’m kinda stoked.

CURRENTLY WEARING:

black tshirt, black knee length shorts, low top vans with the checker pattern :)

MOST RECENT GOOGLE SEARCH:

When was brat summer

FAVORITE FLOWER:

yall i have absolutely no idea how to answer this. Nolan Patrick is my favorite flower okay

Ummmm idk off the top of my head I’ll tag @titsoutnhl @twenty-three-hours-to-midnight @unfortunatelytheflyers ??? Idk I’m nervous about tagging ppl!!! Also no pressure buddies that I did tag!!! Also I wanna know about all of you tho so even if ur not tagged just do it if you wannnaaaa 💖💖💖

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you know what’s dope??? Making a tumblr acct and looking up authors of fics you really like and following them and then immediately forgetting who they all are. And then later when you see them on ur dash being like lol who’s that and then going to their ao3 and being like WAIT THEY WROTE THAT ONE???????

So expect me in all of your asks and or DMs soon saying “I can’t believe youre the one who wrote THAT ONE it’s so good”. I am a very enthusiastic person

[lizardtakethewheel]

Cool so am I insane or can you literally not highlight and copy all the text in a post on this fucking app. This is turning “do this fun tag game” into “actually don’t have enough time to do this before getting to work.” But trust, @raccoonhockey @laughter-remembered I WILL be responding. Later. 😤😤😤