[lesbean-phasma]

so, lil update for you guys.

I’m going on vacation.

both a real vacation, and a vacation from tumblr. there’s been a lot of lesbophobia coming across my dash as of late which has been really draining on me emotionally, and I just need a brake from things for a bit so I can recharge.

I dunno how long I’ll be gone exactly, but I won’t be online for a while. sorry! I just gotta focus on myself for a bit.

see you when I get back<3

[buttmst3k]

designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard

[131-di]

translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that they’re human and not dolls to sell for Disney profit

[erlenwald]

[steveholtiscool]

this post is back and 10x better

[shelgon]

20 Years of Pokémon

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Graphic designer? Does that mean you make iPhone apps?

Me: No. I’ve had a bit of experience in college making them, but it’s not really my field. I don’t do coding. You’d need an actually app developer for that. Why?

Client: I had this great idea for an iPhone game. It’d be like this really stupid one about birds.

Me: I’m familiar.

Client: I want to make one like that. It’d be really popular, and I’d only charge a couple of dollars and I’d be rich.

Me: Good luck with that, but like I said I don’t make apps.

Client: Oh well. Apparently Apple has this “app store” you can go to that makes them for you.

I didn’t have the time nor the patience to explain to him that the app store wasn’t a physical store, nor that it doesn’t actually develop the apps that it sells.

[clientsfromhell]

I was contracted to manage the marketing and advertising efforts of a privately owned chain of dental offices. The dentist owner was a textbook “Type A” personality who didn’t want to be bothered with minutia.

Client: Dentures melt bone. They cause your jawline to deteriorate and change the look of your face. People suffer from dentures. Design a billboard for this. Sell the sizzle, not the steak. Wow me.

I made a billboard with a bright red-headed toothless older woman holding an apple with her dentures lodged into it. The text read: Ditch the Dentures! It took two weeks for the client to look at it.

Client: I give it an “A” for creativity, but it’s too far out there. I don’t think it’s up to the level of care I provide.

 I designed another billboard. It was more subdued, with an older woman rubbing her jaw.  He took another three weeks before looking at it. 

Client: Only 5% of my patients come here because their dentures are giving them problems. I don’t make any money from them. Do a billboard for dental implants.

I did. Three weeks later:

Client: What about people who suffer from dentures?

Our relationship didn’t last much longer.

[catzgba]

when youre all chillin at a friends house and their mom starts yellin at them

[plasdickbottle]

when your parents let you stay home instead of being forced to go out with them

[lesbean-phasma]

kitten: i am going to get UP HIGH on the TALLEST THING

kitten: GONNA DO IT. I GOTTA

kitten, on the tallest thing: ...this was perhaps, in some manner or form, something akin to a mistake

[missing-the-90s]

[acedtea]

Pick up your favorite eeveelution over at my storenvy for $2 each!

[banannerbread]

Okay so hear me out. Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Animated Series; but instead of it being in space, or like.. any of the cool things that actually make it Star Wars, we put them in rival high schools. INNOVATIVE.

First Order Academy, run by Student Body President Brendol Hux Jr., his personal muscle Ben Organa-Solo Kylo Ren, and really cool football team Captain Phasma.

New Republic High School, with plucky foster kid Rey, expelled from First Order Prep football player Finn, and star running back Poe Dameron.

aaaand that’s all I got. 

[electronicalpacapeanut]

Eeveelutions tower

Happy 20th Pokemon!!

[fajdskldsjfdjslkdoodlingfanboy]

REBLOG IF YOUR FIRST POKEMON GAME WAS POKEMON RED/GREEN/BLUE/YELLOW

Reblog this for Gold/Silver/Crystal

Reblog this for Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald

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Reblog this for Diamond/Pearl/Platinum

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Reblog this for Black/White/Black 2/White 2

Reblog this for X/Y

Reblog this for Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire

Reblog this for the Mystery Dungeon Series

Reblog this for the Pokemon Colloseum Series

Reblog this for other spin-off titles

[hyrule-in-a-pokeball]

Children are shocked and confused by ancient Pokeon games (Found on Facebook)

[ommanyte]

AU where Ash was never revived in the first movie, and out of guilt, before fleeing, Mewtwo still wipes everyone’s memory, and sends them back. But Pikachu refused to leave, Pikachu refused to forget

>:0c

[lesbean-phasma]

WHO

GAVE YOU

THE RIGHT

[ommanyte]

I’ve thought about how to make the AU even worse, read at ur own discression, and please I am not evil, I just watched the first movie for the umpteenth time today and cried,  and I wondered then if there was any way to make the scene even worse, and well there was and regret is a good word, but I’m in too deep now

Keep reading

[gummifrogart]

Keep reading

[ommanyte]

FUCK

Keep reading

[lesbean-phasma]

[greg-wright]

ヒトデ (hitode\starfish) 

Thanks to kevinjaystanton for the idea and contributing his feedback during the image making process!