[furtho]

Great Depression-era Christmas card on recycled paper (via here)

[moleshow]

the back of this card:

[infomercial]

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[bobatelevision]

my tío literally does this at every party

[halleywars]

TFW you have to get up at 6 but your body clock makes you get sleepy at 3

[perpetualtoysruskid]

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

obsessed with the person on reddit who’s been reading thier mum who knows nothing about pokemon the bulbapedia descriptions and then she draws what she thinks they look like from that alone

i love you slightly unhinged old british storybook style pokemon that illustrate the importance of accurate text descriptions i hope reddit user BazF91 and his mum are having a great day <3

[transgender-mp3]

Here's some more, just for fun!! I highly recommend clicking on the link

[hellspawnsparks]

Pinkie Pie wants to know... do you like scaaary movies?

[t4timekeeper]

dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree

[t4timekeeper]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a . at t t t ag at t t t A ag a tt a cc cct t tg A t t a tt c A t t a t t t t t a A

Closest match: Iphiclides podalirius genome assembly, chromosome: 10 Common name: Scarce Swallowtail

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[mistressaccost]

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Imagine being some illiterate dirt farmer from twodot montana and you head off to wwi to bring home a European's paw to propose to the girl you've spoken to five times in the last 10 years then the war ends and you stumble into a bar in France and drink some green shit that gets you more wasted than you've ever been in your life because you're being attacked by austrian ghosts or some shit and some short haired parisian woman sticks her tongue in your pee hole. what do you do. what do you do in a world that no longer makes sense.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Realistically, heroin.

[romanceyourdemons]

funniest moment in moby dick is when they meet another captain who lost a limb to the white whale and ahab goes like “and dost thy blood not boil, aye, and the very marrow of thy bones too, to know that the wretched creature and very devil of the sea that harmed us both still draws breath??” and the ship captain is like no i’m fine, it wasn’t the whale’s fault or anything. i mean imagine actually holding a grudge against a fish lmao that’s actually the funniest thing i’ve ever heard and ahab goes you don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about. and stamps his foot so hard he breaks his ivory leg

[textsfromotonokizaka]

[danskjavlarna]

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Here’s a bouquet for you: my collection of vintage flowers blossoming through time.

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

semantics are the ultimate vessel to objective truth . keep splitting hairs and youll reach the atom !

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

99% of all pedants stop cross referencing definitions right before they construct the infallible observation ‼️‼️‼️

[lastpositivist]

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn't like was transferred away

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[transgender-chiroptera]

Juvenile Mexican free-tailed bat, via

[transgender-chiroptera]

BULLYING HER......... SHE WAS BORN ONE SQUEAK AGO AND YOU'RE ALL BULLYING HER......

(this is all silly in tone lol the tags are making me laugh)

[littleguysdaily]

[lizardposting]

UPDATE ON ROSIE FOR ALL THOSE CONCERNED

She has grown a single curly chin hair.

[sab3rtooth]

high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally