[crystalcriminal-blog1]

i follow 25 blogs pls rb this if you’re an active lifting blog ( AS OF 1/27/18 )

[crystalcriminal-blog1]

RB THIS ONE PLS IT HAS THE CORREXR YEAR IM A FUCKING IDIOT BOYS

[littlelifterx]

:))) i need more people to follow xx

[hypnoticspongecake-blog]

Yup

[livfting]

❤️

[baddielifter]

we gon name our zodiac signs. i wanna see if lifters are all certain zodiacs

i’ll start, i’m a taurus :)

[anonlifts-deactivated20190422]

I’m a Gemini but I’m like 2 days away from being a Taurus and relate more to Taurus than Gemini haha

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

Aquarius ✨

[ohklepto-blog]

aquarius too

[cactuslift-blog]

Aquarius also ♒️

[liftliftbish]

Libra 💖 💖

[rains-lifts-blog]

aries! im s u c h an aries its a problem

[lesbian-fuckboy]

cancer ♋️♋️

[liftinglefty-blog]

REBLOG if you are a lifting blog that is still ACTIVE! My dash is dead and I want to add all you lovely lifters ♥

[lifting-lily]

Did I already reblog? Doin it again

[sweetiepielifts]

lifting blogs reblog!

i just recently decided to join the community and dont know who to talk to so reblog and ill follow

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mouse-named-minerva]

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

[lifting-nihilist-blog]

Hey y’all

I’m jus doing casual lifting these days.

I have a steady income so I feel okay with buying some things. Partly for my safety, partly so I don’t get greedy.

I’ve found a happy balance :)

Today however, I lifted quite a bit and it felt so relaxing 😌

Go at your own pace!! It’s okay to switch up your lifting tendencies to what suits you in the moment! :) stay safe friends.

[theftbaby-blog]

no amount of material shit is gonna make me happy but i'm still going to lift to fill the void

[lesbian-fuckboy]

$906.29 later

[tbhlifting-blog]

attention!

calling all active lifters! if u see this post pls reblog! im trying to find more active people to talk to and swap stories and tips with because everyone i seem to be following seems to be deactivated.

[liftbroketorich]

Why do you lift?

To keep that money honey 😘

[i-can-lift-anything]

Just saw someone get caught at Urban…

I was in the store and I heard the beeper go off. It was a group of maybe 7 teens (17-19 it looked like). An SA called them all back in and made them all walk through one by one. I already knew who it was going to be just by looking at their faces. The girl pretended to adjust her hoodie and lifted her arms up so her bag would go over the tower but it didn’t work. She beeped. The SA grabbed the big reusable bag from her (she had a bag that wasn’t even for a store that is around here), looked inside, and dumped about $600 in merch onto the floor. Jackets, makeup, an instax camera… then there happened to be a cop walking past the store when she tried to book it and he grabbed her arm (the SA yelled to him before he grabbed he didn’t just see someone running and snatch her). When he grabbed her arm she slipped on some gravel (and she was wearing flip flops) and scraped her knees up pretty good. She was screaming but honestly the coo was as gentle as he could be for someone who was struggling really hard and screaming profanities at him. He just cuffed her and brought her back in the store to sit down and even helped clean her knees. She was screaming about how she’s going to sue him for sexual harassment and he’s going to lose his job for touching her and she’s going to say he used excessive force and beat her up. Literally all he did was grab her arm and she lost her balance. It wasn’t even a hard grab bc when she fell she slipped out of his hand, it was more of a move to slow her down I think.

All in all it was overdramatic and she could have made it a lot easier on herself by not stopping or at least complying once you’re that caught. I have disagreements with both sides but damn. I definitely didn’t want to mess with taking anything from there after I saw that.

What do you guys think? I wanna hear your opinions.

[lesbian-fuckboy]

ok but honestly that would've been such a good time to lift if the manager was preoccupied

[liftingz]

caught stories masterpost!

i find caught stories so helpful when i’m lifting, so i decided to make a masterpost for some popular stores! obviously this is not exhaustive, so feel free to add on. 

★ H&M 

ONE / TWO / THREE / FOUR 

★ SPENCER’S 

ONE / TWO 

★ SEPHORA 

ONE / TWO / THREE 

★ DEBENHAMS

ONE / TWO  

★ TARGET

ONE / TWO 

★ ULTA

ONE / TWO / THREE

★ URBAN OUTFITTERS 

ONE / TWO / THREE

★ AMERICAN EAGLE 

ONE / TWO

★ DILLARD’S 

ONE / TWO / THREE

[lesbian-fuckboy]

yalllllll i got my magnets !

[idontliftweights]

Also where has everyone gone? No one is on my dash? So rb this and I’ll follow you guys bc I can’t see shit rn. Keep in mind this is a side blog!!

[lesbian-fuckboy]

me: *literally committing a crime*

me: god why is everything tagged this is such an inconvenience to me

[lilpinklift-blog]

The “ Fuck me “ haul. Only 10 pictures so I have to post the rest separate??

🌸 Total $1889~  🌸

[maniclifter-blog]

oh my god!!!!!

[fishstick-vibes-blog]

5 below- ✨phone case not pictured $5 ✨3 hand sanitizers $9 ✨Jack Skellington socks $2 ✨Dream rock $2 ✨Hat $5 ✨Bell $2 Barnes and noble ✨Diary of an oxygen theif $12 ✨Milk and honey $17 ✨Glitter pens $10 ✨Office kit $15 ✨scratch paper $14 ✨leaf book marks $12 Urban ✨Fan $6 ✨2 photo albums $24 ✨2 photo things $12 ✨Underwear $10 ✨3 perfume things $66 ✨Phone case $30 ✨Matte nail polish $6 Lush ✨Bath Bomb ✨Lip stick VS ✨ Underwear x6 $63 Toys R us ✨ Black polaroid $130? ✨Film x2 $20 Michaels ✨Clay pot x2 $10? ✨Washi tape $12 ✨Sprinkles $4 ✨Polaroid film x2 $30 ✨Cup thing $8 ✨Many bracelets $7 Anthropology ✨Phone case $36 ✨Portable charger $36 ☁️Expensive as hell☁️ Dollar tree ✨Pixi sticks $1 ✨Shot glasses x2 $2 ✨Takis $1 ✨Aux cord $1 ✨Makeup $1 TOTAL: Roughly $659.27

[fishstick-vibes-blog]

Reblogging bc y'all slept on this one and it’s my fav

[prettylifty-blog]

diary of an oxygen thief is so good

[sneakylittlelifts-blog]

I love this haul wow