Asian Lifter

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[klyftsit-blog]

I just stuffed two yards of fabric in my pants and walked out with a booty like kim k

[swipeymcsugar]

Stole myself a new black Kanken and all the milk makeup I could get my hands on today 👏👏

[sneakinglilone-blog]

keep lifted things on your body whenever possible. most underrated lifting tip

[leolifter]

Your pictures were easy to find your info on. Police call made.

lmao okay. i have footage of you on the phone too

[lilpeeplifts]

IM FUCKIN CRYINH SHSSHDJDH

[agoneboy]

“hello yes THE POLICE OF MY TOWN someone on the INTERNET said they did a STEAL”

[liftedyourman]

[lifting-living-loving]

Haven’t been sharing a lot lately for my safety, but I’ve been dying to share this so here she finally is. Love her to death, NWT, and even have the dust bag. Part of me wanted to boost, but I just couldn’t. Had to keep this baby. Saved: $1,350

[lilpinklift-blog]

Per request of my girl @pretzel-lift a peek at the haul to come.

Fuck sephora.

[profoundlycasualtaco]

YAS

[darling-lifter]

zodiac signs as lifting things

aries: confident walkouts.

taurus: gets a job in LP just to improve their lifting strategies

gemini: lifting presents for their best friend

cancer: way too good at slight of hand that it’s scary???

leo: “should i boost this or keep it for myself?”

virgo: carries a hook and magnet at all times.

libra: researches a store for hours. calculates when SAs and LP aren’t as active.meticulously plans out how they are going to lift something.

scorpio: “is this guy plain clothes LP or just a creep?”

sagittarius: only lifts makeup

capricorn:*puts on job application that i am great at identifying shoplifters because i am one*

aquarius: self care hauls

pisces: “im fucking sad. wheres my magnet, im robbing this store blind”

[liftingrich-blog]

Sagittarius is accurate tho

[daneeeeelifts]

I’m a taurus and I’m not LP but I got a job as a janitor and I often specifically request shifts at stores because it allows me to go into the back room and see the camera monitor and to also scope out stores and to see if they have security guards lmfao

[kisslift-blog]

are yall really still on that “everyone gets caught eventually” shit

[swipeymcsugar]

Louder mama

[lilpeeplifts]

really though, an attitude like this makes you more susceptible to get caught & makes you WAY more nervous when lifting.

[theglamlifter]

Safety Lifting:

Okay I want everyone to know not to give out any information. I know you guys probably trust other lifting blogs, but remember someone can always make a lifting blog just to get information from us. 

So here’s the story;

I was doing some research and decided to google “Shoplifting” and a lot of REAL articles popped up with tumblr blogs that are really popular and known throughout the lifting community. (Articles contained screenshots and all.) This scared me a lot because anyone can see these articles. Just because your tumblr won’t pop up when searched doesn’t mean people still can’t find a way to find it.

1. Be aware of when taking pictures of your hauls. DO NOT have all of your rooms showing just in case someone can identify your room. Try to take pictures of your items with solid colored backgrounds or sheets. 

2. Never give out your phone number, name, location. 

3. I would also recommend not giving out your age if you are over 18. You never really know who is on to you so for all you could know is someone could be investigating and counting up all your stolen goods.

4. Don’t describe stores that you stolen at too well. For example, Costco isn’t in every state, so don’t say I just lifted from Costco and then went across the street to Wet Seal. Believe it or not it is not hard to narrow down where the store is located.

I’m not trying to cound paranoid but always remember the key is making sure no one can connect the blog back to YOU! 

[luxeandbougielifts-deactivated2]

Please boost this 🙌🏾

[makeupalleyliftrp-blog]

It felt incredibly good to go by my grandma’s house today before hauling and giving her a fancy make up bag filled with designer skin care and make up and bags of food.

My grandma used to save up to get Walmart moisturizer and now she’s using her brand of choice . She fucking loved it. Giving her nice name brand eyeshadow palletes and her Elizabeth arden and Clinique. If I could just lift perfume then she’d be set. And giving her pureology for her hair so she doesn’t have to use suave. Or fucking dish soap since they cut her social security again. And I caught her using dawn dish soap last month and cried and said never again. Never ever afuckingain. And she now has everything she’s ever drooled over from s@llys &ult@. She could open her own damn salon. And she’s started doing her hair again. I’m not going to go into personal details but my grandma has suffered 3 horrible deaths all in the last year and lives alone now.

So no, I don’t fucking feel bad for what I do. I don’t fucking care what you think. She’s at the end of her life and deserves the best stuff out there. And watching her excitedly change out of her dollar general sleep pants into Ugg pj’s was amazing. So fuck your hateful messages. Fuck your judgements. We don’t do this for fun. We understand the risks. And it’s scary af. But I was so proud to have my grandma call me and say she felt good enough to leave the house today with her new outfit on and her smashbox makeup and Tarte eyeshadow pallete. I’m happy that she made a nutritious lunch and got to eat legit oreos instead of store brand. So take your hate else where. I don’t have fuckin time for it. I understand money doesn’t buy happiness….which is why I fucking lift it instead. You think we’re all dumb teenagers who lift fancy make up etc for fun. Well fuck that. My blog is small and this will be the last time I address this issue because I want to spread love&tips to my gals&gents who have to lift. Most of us do it because we HAVE to. And the ones who do it just because, well that’s their business and I’m glad they found a way to get happiness. Even if it’s only temporary and fleeting. Sorry for the long post but seriously, I love you all. Stay safe.

[liftingh0e-blog]

aw this made me happy, im glad you lift for your grandma and that she’s happy w all the stuff you get her, it’s not fair that the wealthy only get to get the nicer things, i think everybody should be able to get and use whatever they want, and fuck the haters bc all they do is spread hate 💖

[jaeklepto-blog]

this made me tear up. you go girl! please keep us updated on grandma, I love hearing stories like this! <3 lifter luvvv 

[theliftingprinncess-blog]

i LOVE this

[thriftten-liften]

I think this is beautiful. I can only wait for when I become a better, and more skilled lifter so I treat my family like this.

[swipeymcsugar]

You may be able to get perfume samples from Nordstrom’s or other department stores!! Bless you for this good deed these type of lift tales are my absolute favorite.

[lifting-brat]

reblog this if you are an active lifter!

(i need more blogs to follow)

[fckcapitalism-liftshit]

Tbh I love the intersection between girls who lift and girls who sugar. Get it girls!!!

[rains-lifts-blog]

rulebreaking girls supporting rulebreaking girls <33

[bitterlifter-moved-deactivated2]

why’d I reblog 89238729134 posts from lifting-madjick only to find out they’re a TERF… sigh

[liftingdiva-deactivated20181024]

WAIT WHAT??? Please can I have the receipts?

[bitterlifter-moved-deactivated2]

here

[goldthelifter]

Jinkies, the transphobia, misandry, and headassery is strong with them. I’ve been in toxic relationships, I’ve dealt with toxic men, and I have the brain capacity to understand that some men being toxic ≠ all men are toxic. And trans women aren’t even men, anyway. They literally have the brain of a woman, so their sources claiming that men are violent doesn’t even matter.

Plus, it’s a slap in the face to victims of female toxicity, rape, assault, and abuse to just talk about how men are the violent ones. :/ Sorry for the rant, I just hate terfs

[zmlift8-blog]

PINK shoplifting rules/standards :)

[divinelifter-blog]

Do they want to be robbed or what

[divinelifter-blog]

How do non-lifting blogs still find me I am confusion

[pendulum-lifter]

other lifters: *lifts $1k worth of stuff from gucci*

me: *lifts a tube of lip gloss and sits down at liftblr, satisfied with my huge haul*