Chronically Hungry and Sexually Frustrated

Hello! My name is Ryan! I sell cannabis for a living

[everythingfox]

Cat loves playing until he hears the automatic feeder

[everythingfox]

Pet the baby

(via)

[jvyhoney]

how do i get close to you

You can’t

[testosteronetwunk]

[pitbolshevik]

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

[pitbolshevik]

the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post

[unclefather]

*on halloween*

me: what are you?

person: can’t you tell, morty? come on, morty, can’t you -urp- tell? i’m pickle rick! i turned myself into a pickle, morty!

me: 

[unclefather]

i’m the moan of lisa

[elliewilliams]

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

[sabertoothwalrus]

[memewhore]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

[marxism-transgenderism]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.

[nonbinarybeartrade]

even when they're playing taylor swift in the lobby. You can't break my spirit you vile woman

[poledancingghostson]

I hate to break it to you but all of Taylor Swift’s songs are about lesbian sex

[sunachilles-deactivated20240719]

if you went outside and interacted with real life adult humans you would discover so many wonderful things

[everythingfox]

The bestest friends

[shuihuzhuan]

does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

[shuihuzhuan]

if you have to lean on that as a crutch you clearly won’t sexualize anything and need to study the masters. like whoever drew pregnant clippy

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[epilepticsaints]

[jojofromtheinternet-deactivated]

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[mariautistic]

I don't think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they're lying about that for clit

[mariautistic]

Clout

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]