Toasted Bravery

I'm a gender-neutral creep with zero shame. Sorry, I guess. she/her | Sylph of Breath | Probably a Dragon Queen

[andreii-tarkovsky]

straight dudes love to add the word ‘man’ to everything they suddenly want to have like man bags or man buns, i hope one day they start having some man ners as well. 

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)- Flying Scene Animation done by Studio Ghibli Sophie: Emily Mortimer Howl: Christian Bale

[fallen--lilith]

Omg unmute this and watch the entire thing

[the-woman-of-belgravia]

I WAS LULLED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

This is probably my favorite comment

[gothcostco]

Has nobody actually watched til the end? 👀

[lesbian-toast]

me: *does something stupid* gdo fukcign that was so embarrassing i hope no one knows i did that

me: *texts all my friends* hey do u wanna hear about this stupid thing i just did

[fearandwar]

[brixton]

[virguin]

do u ever feel like a tampon? needed at first but then soon replaced? 

[archatlas]

[ayeitskaylee]

I don’t know why.. But I really like this.

[blondef-ingassassin]

I’m absolutely in love with this.

[whoopsrobots]

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

[highlandvalley]

[rats-for-candy-deactivated20151]

holy cow

[vastderp]

circle maus

[sushinfood]

ham ball

[oyasumiii-punpun]

him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink

[aquleo-blog]

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[softgirl-deactivated20190812]

[virtualrealitygf]

[eatsanentirepinetree-deactivate]

Does anyone else get language cravings? Like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little Danish. 

[hbunot]

I just wanna talk shit in peace ok

[meladoodle]

hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands