"Ronance." I say into the mic.
the crowd boos. People jeer at me "JANCY!" "STANCY!" "SIX LITTLE NUGGETS!"
I hang my head, ready to walk off stage in shame when a voice cries out, "She's right!"
I look out into the crowd and standing there in the front row is ronance-truther Natalia Dyer herself, "Robin and Nancy ARE SO in love BITCHES!"


















