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Lucas: What do you want for dinner?

Max: Sonic.

Lucas, under his breath: He's so fast, how would we catch him-

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Max: What's up guys? I'm back.

Lucas: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you died.

Max: Death is a social construct.

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Mike: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Nancy: Wasn't Lucas with you.

Lucas: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Holly: *Running around*

Karen: What do you have?

Holly: A KNIFE.

Karen: NO!

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[At Will and Mike's wedding]

Nancy, raising a glass: To my brother- in- law, I say this:

Nancy: You have released me. This monster is yours now.

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Erica: If someone was sus, I'd yeet them away.

Murray: I don't understand anything you just said.

Erica: I'm sorry that you're old.

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Jonathan: Nancy sometimes sleep talks. I think it's quite adorable.

*In the night*

Nancy, asleep: Fight me... you ass... square up... I think the fuck not.

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El: I got angry and broke a plate.

Will: And you're telling us, why?

El: Cause I told mom one of you two did it.

Jonathan: What?!

El, smirking: And she believed me.

Joyce, in the distance: Will, Jonathan, get your asses in here now!

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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry theree people on a single motorcycle.

Steve, with Robin and Erica behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes... three.

Steve: Oh, my God- What the fuck?!

Police: Wha-

Steve: Dustin FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Max: *Sneezes*

El, inside her mind: Bless you.

Max, looking around in confusion: God?

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Mike: Being gay isn't a choice.

Mike: *Grabs Will's hand* It's a game and I'm winning.

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Will: You look cute today.

Mike: That's gay.

Will:

Will: That's... that's the point.

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El: What do you think is the most attractive thing about a girl?

Will: Normally, her boyfriend.

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Steve: You like men, right?

Nancy: First of, I am attracted to men.

Nancy: I do not like men. I hate them. Get away from me.

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Nancy: Jonathan, I need you to help me get rid of a body.

Jonathan, writing in his diary: Dear diary, today Nancy asked me out on a date.

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Max: You read my diary?!

Mike: To be fair, I didn't know it was your diary. I just thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

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Lucas: This is Mike, short for Michael.

Lucas: Will, short for William.

Lucas: This is Max, short for Maxine.

Lucas: And that's Dustin... he's just short.

Dustin: Now listen here you little shi-