that boy aint right

"Is not chill"

[rubynrags]

ofc my confused gay ass got a crush on the least attractive tilda swinton

[lesbianmason]

@poutypetulant I knowwwww omg I'm just always on ig these days but I miss you and your face! 💕💕

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

i lub this filter n it’s so unhealthy

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

[lesbianmason]

It's been a while since you were on here last. I hope you're doing okay! ❤😢

I'm good! I've just been spending way more time on Twitter and Instagram lmao, I don't really use this anymore

[teathattast]

[prismbird-deactivated20171229]

[reallymadscientist]

[michelleumunna]

[lesbianmason]

me a lesbian: haha lesbians get married so fast!

the ghost of Virginia Woolf that lives in my head: because of the epidemic of lesbian separatism women who find an earnest connection with one another may seem to an outsider "moving too fast" when in fact they are so euphoric about making a connection that they funnel more love in passion into a month than straight relationships plug into a year

me: I'm literally smoking a joint can you let me fucking live

[woodmeat]

When I log on and y'all talkin about game of thrones

[great-deku-deactivated20240227]

shower beverage alignments

Lawful Good: shower coffee IF you’re running late Neutral Good: you wouldn’t be caught dead with a shower bev Chaotic Good: whatever u happen to be drinking when the shower-mood strikes instantly becomes ur shower beverage Lawful Neutral: a bottle of cold water outside the shower for when it gets too steamy in there True Neutral: getting thirsty halfway thru and just opening ur mouth like a baby bird in the rain Chaotic Neutral: slushie that u got from the gas station SPECIFICALLY so u could take a shower and drink it Lawful Evil: bath & a glass of fine wine Neutral Evil: shower beer Chaotic Evil: shower MILK

[great-deku-deactivated20240227]

no one has tagged this with neutral evil, i know ya’ll r out there u fuckin COWARDS

[nyctosaurid]

tag yourself as a cryptid i’m the montauk monster

[pakgaystani-deactivated20170909]

@the-greatnatsby ur SO thunderbird ofmfkdmf

[radsturbate]

No offense but times makes you bolder even children get older and im getting older too….

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[lesbianmason]

Straight girls who are incredulous at the thought of an f/f relationship because they think it would just be like “having a relationship with your best friend, how could I take that seriously?” Is sooooooooo disturbingly sad because like, yeah, a relationship should be with someone you consider your best friend? It just shows how straight people have this fucked up perception of what a relationship is supposed to be like it rly backs up heteronormative roles of men basically looking for a second mother to do everything for them and women looking for someone to take care of instead of being an equal partnership with someone you both love as a partner and like as a friend

[allsortsoflicorice]

I love how the poster goes from a small example of a subset of white people (straight girls - probably teens, probably Americans, though I admit I’m guessing here now) and extrapolates from that small subset a generalisation about all straight people everywhere, as if we did not in fact know that straight relationships are as wildly diverse as gay, bi, or any other kind. If you don’t know a straight couple who are actually each other’s best friend, then you don’t know a lot of straight couples. 

[lesbianmason]

Nope, I'm absolutely not just talking about white American straight teenage girls. and I (unfortunately) know a great deal of straight people and sorry but ... 90% of them are fucking demons :)

[lesbianmason]

@moodyanddelicate winks and blows a kiss to u 💕💕