[caffeinated-and-gay]

Adena kissing Kat’s hand im weak

[hiphopatihop]

[iamkinggray-deactivated20171019]

I said I do!💍💍🌈🌈👬😍😍😘

[theeangelox]

Dawg this just warmed my chest!!! Congratulations you two!

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

[shiraglassman]

This is even funnier than gal pal

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

[shiraglassman]

I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.

[fireandwonder]

*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?

[skunkydpoopy]

There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”

[shiraglassman]

JAW….DROP…. 

[lady-patra]

In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?” I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”

[vibinwitch]

Cute nicknames to call your same gender partner:

-hang out buddy -partner in crime -roommate I’m forced to share a bed with

[taylorswift]

“Call It What You Want” available now. @applemusic​ - http://apple.co/CIWYW 

[inactive-meltwithmee]

she kilt him

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

HO.LY. SHIT.

[itsokayifitsgone]

Every part of me wants you.

Six word story, March 6, 2014 (116/365)

[bitchycode]

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

[pacificnwtraveler]

[autumnglows]

[mrcheyl]

[itstschanina-deactivated2018060]

[pablosdrugs]

[vanish-cherry-deactivated202509]

[that-supreme-bitch]

[moan-s]

[lesbianstormtr00per]

waking up w less than 5 hours sleep:

stage one: this is not bad

stage two: what a refreshing morning, i feel a little tired but otherwise quite peachy. why am i not living life like this every day? why am i not taking advantage of every hour available to me and wasting precious amounts of it on meagre sleep?

stage three: feeling a bit nauseous now

stage four: i'm not really sure why i'm crying

stage five: who the fuck enjoys being awake? why has god forsaken me and cast me out into to this blighted land of the woken? when will i return to my slumber dungeon and-