ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

𝚒’𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎.

[old-memoria]

[rcktpwr]

[having sex]

*politely* umm i’m about to make sexual slime

[shittypostarchive]

12/05/2019

[asharomi]

I’m about to cover your pancake in boy syrup

[buggkisser-deactivated20240214]

DELETE THIS IM SCREMSING

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[astrologin]

EU TE AMO MÃE 

[oceanwhales-deactivated20171105]

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

[entermyvoidd-deactivated2018032]

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

[virtuheaux]

Im so sorry and i hate these! But i never want to chance it!!

[rawkiss-deactivated20210921]

PILAR

[bikonciousnessa]

😤😤😤😤

[mslightbright90-deactivated2019]

Love my mom

[chocolatemocha305-deactivated20]

Love ya mommy bear

[ooweeshenadi]

I love you mommy.

[cande-dooder]

I love my mom I’m not risking it

[daviddoughbrik]

IM SORRY.

[random-vs-tea-spills]

She pisses me off on the daily, but I still love her. Damn it. 

[chitterly]

Have to reblog 🤦🏾‍♀️

[xtrashmammalstefx]

Asshole (A Nikki Sixx x Reader Smut)

Requested by: @xcazzax

Warnings: Smut, cussing, honestly it’s Motley Crue what did you expect?

If there’s one universal fact I’ve learned since agreeing to be a personal assistant to my older brother’s band it’s this: Nikki Sixx is a fucking asshole!

I swear the dick had had it out for me since day one, and for no fucking reason too. Mick had just introduced us when he first came at me like a fucking nut job.

“Get out,” he said. We were gathered at his place, the guys needing to work on new music. I was ready to help out in any way that I could but, um, well…

“Why?” I asked.

“Because you’re fucking distracting everybody,” Nikki snapped at me. “In case you haven’t noticed sweetheart we’re a rock band and your employers. We’re not your friends, free dicks that you can fuck, and we’re no fucking babysitters. So do us all a favor and let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.”

“Do you get off on being such an asshole?”

“Almost as much as you get off on being a bitch!” He said lighting a cigarette.

Keep reading

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[lesbigayenergy]

woah my dog hunts bears too. small world. :)

[lifeschoolers]

[nomeatonmybones]

I just want to be small & boney by the time I go back to school

[luthorsandsupers-blog]

[goblinsnufkin-deactivated201905]

same energy

[bloodyborsch]

[fairyfawm]

another Same Energy: so ive asked my family to refer to me as they/them bc im nb, and a few times ive corrected my cousins when theyve misgendered me. and so when my little cousins were playing superheroes, one of them said i could be supergirl, and my four year old cousin immediately pipes in with “but sams not a girl” and then, after a bit of thought, “you can be superthey!”

[schrodingers-fyke]

Theydies and gentlethem

[alltimevirgilant]

I love this

[sinningforasrian]

Theydies and gentlethem

[lesbigayenergy]

Ok and one more thing I love the John mulany kids they give me life

NAMAHWNWJWJWNJE LMAOO BUT SAME

john mulaney is a skinny legend.

here’s a gif of josh dun expressing my emotions right now because you’re incredibly sweet and deserve the world! <3

[lesbigayenergy]

Honestly going through your blog got me really happy because you seem so hype! And excited! And I just really appreciate that so yeah! Keap doing waht youre doing! Love it!

aww omg dude you have no idea how happy this makes me wtf!? i love you!!

[lesbigayenergy]

people have said many statements regarding throam.

but i would like to state, if ya needa boi similar to beebo in throam.

i’m your guy. :D

[shouldnt]

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

[lesbigayenergy]

GUYS

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

I MIGHT BE GETTING MY FIRST BINDER AND IM AMANSNAMSBSJ SO HAPPY I CLULD CRY

[lesbigayenergy]

false alarm... my mom said no... again...

maybe i’m not trans.. maybe i should accept the fact society won’t accept me not only for that reason... but because of my skin complexion as well...

mother knows best... right?

whatever...

sorry to waste your time of day...

please know i apologize if this is really offensive or rude in anyway...

today i officially say...

there’s no more hope for the future.. and i’m just a nobody..

worthless and dumb...

forget i even posted...

sorry..

i really am.

i feel like a vampire... alone and dead inside.

like a flower left unattended and molting from lack of water...

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[plain-flavoured-english]

Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.

If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.

If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.

Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things

[lesbigayenergy]

raise your hand if you’d believe the mcr reunion if and only if (yes geometry definitions) BIG TIME RUSH announced it instead of the jonas brothers.

because i can confirm.. my hopes are not high.

also i feel as though you clearly can tell they’re joking. plus if you look at kevin’s face right after this is stated, he looks rather disappointed or, or! afraid. (they also said cowboy themed??? like nah)

imagine what we the mcr fandom could do if this very VERY important piece of info is yet again... a joke.

DO U THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU!

i am not having a mental breakdown you are.

thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

[lesbigayenergy]

GUYS

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

I MIGHT BE GETTING MY FIRST BINDER AND IM AMANSNAMSBSJ SO HAPPY I CLULD CRY