hold on tight

spider monkey

[contexfiles]

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

About me

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[livercreme-deactivated20180328]

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

[citrusstorm]

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[dekutree]

teacher: i graded your tests. some of you didn’t do so well

me: @ me 

[softlenaluthor]

[verylostpenguin]

For someone who claims to love books I spend a heck of a lot of time not reading them

[mrbenwyatt]

[cradily]

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

[loonaposting]

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

[trappunzelll]

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[moved-ughjohnwatson-blog]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

[loosesealbluths]

[onlytwitterpics]

[movingblogsbye-deactivated20170]

[eye-on-springfield]

[teamskullbosspikachu]

2012 me meets current me

[j6]

Any hot sugar daddies follow me? Poor student looking to make some money by doing absolutely nothing except look cute