still not tina fey

but at the end of the day, how about just being funny?

[largedad]

[capacity]

Im a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out

[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

[thetygre]

trying out passwords

[icannotevenphotoshopwell-blog]

Me.

[eyeballring-deactivated20161029]

[dashaibo]

The sooner the better.

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

*puts on my bitch face and walks like a stuck up in public to mask my anxiety*

[lessthanfunny-blog]

brain: time to feel sad for no reason

me: why

brain: you gotta

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

The homeowner said the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed, too.

[daddydaddario]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

[hotthickboys-deactivated2021061]

Why does White America always try to force us to view the non-existent beauty of unattractively mediocre white boys?

[37q-archive]

did anyone ever actually read animorphs or did we all just glance at the covers and assume it needed no explanation on the way to the goosebumps section in our elementary school library

[postillfastill]

animorphs is a scifi series about the grey morality of war and child soldiers experiencing trauma, depression, PTSD, being frequently and brutally dismembered, disemboweled, literally tortured to the brink of death, forced to murder their own family members with their bare hands, and on page 22 of the very first book they watch the alien prince who gave them their ~wacky animal morphing powers~ scream while be eaten alive in vivid and gory detail

[shotgunbattleax]

One dude permanently turned into a bird for a while, forgot how to make facial expressions when he was a human and ate roadkill. And that was one of the tamer things.

[thesylverlining]

You know the starfish cover everyone likes to mock especially? The girl beat someone to death with her own severed arm in that one :) 

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

What the fuck did I miss out on

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

your fave is problematic: London Tipton

-Capitalist -Had better half-birthday party the same day as Maddie’s Sweet 16

[lessthanfunny-blog]

me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

[woifiecindy]

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

[mischabarton2004]

someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it 

me: i’m literally going to

[okkrista-deactivated20170905]

truly

[lessthanfunny-blog]

someone: How are you?

what I say: I’m fine

what I mean: Did anyone actually hear the song Fake You Out by twenty one pilots? because that song is the ultimate jam. It has the BEST melody, a SICK beat, MIND-BLOWING lyrics, and mashes genres SEAMLESSLY . how is it possible for Tyler Joseph to put all my fears and insecurities in one song AND still make me want to dance? did anyone else hear the same song I did? because if so then you wouldn’t have to ask me trivial questions like “how are you” when you know I haven’t been okay since I first head that song with Vessel’s debut. how dare you ask me such questions. 2 years later I am very clearly still not over that song and it blows my mind how under-appreciated I feel that it is. I even under-appreciate Fake You Out until I hear it after a while and freak out all over again because, like I stated previously, it’s the ultimate jam.