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pr1nceshawn

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

Best friends

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

summer-rose-isms

Chaotic good

commonsensemaybe

Even artificial intelligence knows the Bendadick Cucumbersauce joke (starts at 2:18)

johnfkennedaddy

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

farashasilver

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

octoberreads

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

atomic-darth

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

fiberworker-deactivated20160928

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

runesandfaes

This is fucking hilarious

lexiewrites

kirjainmerkit-salla

Okay guys hear me out.

A soulmate AU where you have a black stain where your soulmate is supposed to touch you for the first time and it turns to millions of colors once they do.

Like, so many people with their right palms all black, waiting for that one handshake.

People who have black knuckles who are scared for years that they end up punching their soulmate or something and end up coming home with their knuckles turned all shades of red and blue and purple without them noticing because sometimes your hands just brush together.

Someone having a very visible black palm on their cheek that they try to cover up because people will just know they will be slapped one day.

Just

consider the possibilities.

the-ghost-of-jason-todd

a handprint on your upper arm that bursts into colors during a fight you’re having with a close friend because you tried to walk away and they grabbed you–you never noticed that you never touched them until right now twin handprints on your chest because your soulmate happens to be the paramedic who steps in to give you chest compressions that one time you almost died a handprint on your palm but it’s not upside down like a handshake would be, you’re puzzled until you give someone a high five and the colors appear someone you just met brushes a leaf off your shirt–RIGHT WHERE YOUR HANDPRINT IS YOU ALWAYS WONDERED WHY IT WAS ON YOUR PEC

zaiyofics

I actually love this one a lot

claroquequiza

Someone who is born with no mark at all–what a tragedy! But one day, a dear friend offers to braid their hair. They’re not even half done before they gasp and let it drop–their black palms and fingers are afire with color–

–and so is the half-done plait, bright against solid black hair.

onemancabaret-deactivated202412

I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

allihavelivedfor

College kids be like

collegiate-confession

College life

sunsapphic-deactivated20170425

I’m……………the 1930s,

dykedekuremade

Explain

sunsapphic-deactivated20170425

bryantsupreme

Bury me with an mp3 of this on a USB drive. 🔥🔥🙌🏾

imsoshive

mizworldofrandom

shittyelfwriter

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

nyokoko

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

crystalsoulslayer

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.