Geeking Out

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[queenofglassbeliever]

Leverage: Redemption

Season 1 Episode 4: "The Tower Job"

[byjove]

I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

[byjove]

Like a perfectly well-adjusted well-mannered friendly child that is like “This is my dad, Surazal. He comes out of the mirrors in dark rooms. He makes really good blood pudding but he’s bad at playing catch. Most people can’t see his corporal form but I can because he says I have special eyes.”

[byjove]

“Mom says that you can stay over but you have to promise not to leave my room between midnight and 1 am. You can play Mario Cart with me! But you have to knock on every closed door in the house before entering just because dad might be in there and if you look upon his visage without drinking the holy fruit juice, you might go crazy or something. Also dad is really excited I have a new friend and he’s going to to make hardtack and mystery stew for us! You’ll love it!”

[byjove]

In high school the kid gets a friend that is an amateur demonologist who initially befriends them in hopes of exorcizing their house but ends up becoming buddies with Surazal too because they crave parental affection.

[byjove]

Surazal stands at the end of the vast dark hallway and says “You Too Have Special Eyes, Little One. You Can See Me Without Being Taken By The Madness. Within You, I Sense Great Turmoil And Sadness. In My Younger Years, I Would Have Exploited The Sadness As Weakness In Your Very Soul. I Would Have Worn Your Skin Like A Mask And Run Through The Village Streets, Supping Blood From Every Man I Encountered. But Now I Have No Use For Woe. Perhaps You Would Like To Watch Beetlejuice In The Family Room With My Daughter While I Prepare Cupcakes. I Am Sensing You Have A Fondness for Red Velvet.”

[rotationalsymmetry]

Monsterfucking is out. Monsterparenting is in.

[fierceawakening]

Why would you hide this in the tags

[earhartsease]

the bullying teachers are in for a surprise at parent teacher night

[katestewartt]

Some borrowed mannerisms from previous regenerations

[aliveboydean]

my brother is depressed bc his decade long homosexual situationship just died. help me cheer him up!

take him to the strip club (the clam diver has four stars on yelp!)

pie and beer for breakfast

alias of his choice, even if it’s one of the stupid ones

scooby doo or hatchet man movie marathon

take him to the bank to get quarters for the magic fingers machine

life size dr.sexy cardboard cut out

compliment his cooking, even though its been the same meal five nights in a row

sign him up for grindr

ask him a question about cowboys and let him infodump

ask him if he thinks bobby and rufus were gay and let that stew for a few days

non-stop hunts are surely great for his mental health?

hand him the hair clippers and let him go to town

Voting ended onMar 11, 2024

surely one of these will stop him from killing himself?

[aliveboydean]

[seawitchkaraoke]

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

[quendergeer]

[rylandsgrace]

Dune: Part Two + Letterboxd reviews

[starqueensthings]

Crosshair then:

Crosshair now:

*gives the kid a gun*

*follows her through the halls*

*begs her for a plan*

*lets her take the lead*

Me, openly weeping on the couch at 4 am : ✨ character growth ✨

[miminoelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[aeli-tan-art]

siblings will mess with you just because, like telling you that the paper in Hershey's Kisses is edible.

is it Wednesday yet?

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

How often do you think the team calls Hardison with the most irritatingly easy-to-google IT questions

[leverage-ot3]

nate- 70/30 ratio of serious questions vs calling because he thinks it''s funny

sophie- most of the time her calls are serious questions but once or twice she has called him for something stupid because she thought it would be funny

parker- most of her calls are genuine but she has spent so much time around him that she doesn't need to call him for a lot of things. she's more likely to ask him stupid tech questions in person where she can see his exasperated reaction

eliot- I would say this is a pretty even split between genuine questions and calling because he thinks it's funny. he has called hardison at like 2am asking how to restart his router (he knows how to do it- the call was payback for hardison pranking him two weeks ago) (hardison gets back at him by waking eliot up from a nap asking him how to throw effective punches or something) (eliot is annoyed but takes it as a serious question, much to hardison's horror as he is then brought to the gym for an impromptu self defense training session)

parker and eliot think it's hilarious to lean in like they are going to say something sexy and then say something like 'how do I install adblock?' or 'I don't need a vpn right?' his proceeding disgruntled rants are epic

breanna- hardison taught her most of what she knows computer-wise, and she's learned so much that she doesn't need to call him for questions other than very rare occasions. they will prank call each other about stuff though

harry- all of his questions are genuine, it never occurred to him to call hardison for questions as a prank. he will just as equally if not more call breanna instead

[mx-anthony-janthony-crowley]

sick and twisted that we started and ended season 2 with such similar shots, except there's now a massive gap between them that wasn't there before. AND THEY'RE NOT ON THEIR USUAL SIDES

[dearemma]

The Original Series / Strange New Worlds Star Trek

[evan-buck]

GOOD OMENS 1x02 - 2x06

[djarin]

#the way crowley's understanding of love is taking shelter from the rain with someone else #and aziraphale's definition of love means ballroom dances and intimate conversations #i'm not okay they're so in love with each other

[transfagmagoria]

No I just want to take a second to appreciate how this was Gabriel's actual fucking plan.

[wulfhalls]

people on here interacting with neil gaiman is so. ur like this cannot possibly a real human being off anon!!! sitting down typing out an ask like that knowing the creator of the work will see it. and then ur like well dont be an asshole maybe it's just a 14 year old engaging in fandom for the first time! but then u click on the blog to see its a 35 year old actual real adult who went hello mister GAYman (hihihaha) thank u so much for making my coffeeshop au background relationship / rarepair endgame / slow burn true love sunshine sunshine protector dynamics of my dreams come true! u really had crowley say SMUT 👍🥳🤣🙌 but why was there conflict :/sometimes people argued and???? was that really necessary??? pls tell me rn that this is in fact a happy ending fic scenario otherwise I will have to kill myself immediately in exceedingly violent fashion and it will be ur fault (if michael sheen and david tennant don't kiss again in s3 u will feel my wrath. i know ur home address) anyways. are u aware of the omegaverse trope 😜 just blink twice if that is something we can look forward to in s3 😝😂🤭 also crowley wore different clothes during different episodes?? is that a continuity error?? or will that be explained in s3?

[kastors]

GOOD OMENS + TEXT POSTS [1/?]

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