PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@letemstitchus
“Great Scott, Luke! You must go back in time and prevent your father, Anakin, from becoming a Sith Lord.”
“This is heavy.”
Pumpkin Dreams
Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die
don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in
being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster
What she says: Let's go for a midnight stroll, it'll be romantic :)
What she means: Pokemon Go says there's a Pidgey within 200 meters of here and I REALLY want a Pidgeotto but I am afraid of the dark so if something comes out of the shadows to kill me I want to be able to push you into the oncoming threat so I can have a chance to get away.
WHAT
In Mario Kart: Double Dash, the skybox of Wario Colosseum is hard to see during normal gameplay and is only properly visible from a few places on the track. Looking closely, one might notice a winding road leading to a city on the horizon. Zooming out, we can see that the colosseum is situated near a road connecting two identical cities.
This shit is so interesting!
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice
His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD
This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets
Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥
i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.
and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?
knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they?
Adam Sandler and his friends have been replaced by Seth Rogen and his friends
The music that plays during the intro to Super Mario Sunshine, without the voices.