I'LL CRUSH THEM!

indie effie rp blog. written by electra. established 5/4/2017. temp theme!

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electra’s blog directory.

here’s a list of all my current muses. if i’m not on one, you can usually find me on any of the others!

maltrust

takumi, fire emblem fates. main blog. status: ACTIVE

inkindness

lukas, fire emblem gaiden/echoes. status: ACTIVE

lethalance

effie, fire emblem fates. status: TRYING TO BE ACTIVE

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piercedfrombehind.

A small hum was let out as Leo’s retainer considered how much detail to include in his answer. By no means was it an unreasonable assumption, though Zero had been steadily improving and he had no idea if the knight was putting in the same efforts as he was. “Other than basic numbers, I was completely illiterate when I met my lord. He did demand I learn as soon as possible, though obviously I’m nowhere near his or Princess Elise’s standard.”

effie knew the feeling---when she’d met elise in the slums, she’d been but a naive young girl with no education to speak of. her family didn’t have much money, and none of them could read. so she spent most of her time outside trying to make the most of the cold nohrian weather, or inside trying to make the same food they always had (and only EVER had) taste different from usual. it’d been an unfulfilling life, and yet she was still homesick. “i understand---milady demanded i get up to snuff as well, though chapter books with too many large words still trip me up. i like books with adventures, princesses and dragons and stuff! though i don’t think i’d like to be a princess myself...”

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my gay senses are tingling

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hey not to be that guy but it’s... hm... it’s really SOMETHING what an image search can do

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He's just casually going to drape an arm around her, drawing her against his side. He looks casual, reading a book with his other hand, smiling softly to himself.

ANYONE of her status would be pleasantly surprised to be graced with such intelligent company---wouldn’t they? still, effie doesn’t expect his good-natured ease, nor does she anticipate the way his SMILE makes her feel. her cheeks burn as she’s pulled against robin’s side, and she’s grateful that she isn’t wearing her usual, heavy armor. she’d knock him over, after all, which would result in embarrassment on both sides---and the last thing effie wants is to feel embarrassed when she---well---

“what are you reading this time?” the knight manages in a deceptively small voice, gaze flitting up to study his features while he’s busy with the book. oh, he’s tragically pretty, and so quick to be affectionate with her. what does it all mean? they have two different brains, after all. wouldn’t it be unfortunate if his arm around her shoulders translated to something completely different in his mind?

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if we’re being real here, effie DID have romantic feelings for elise for a while. however, she’s always viewed her duties as her retainer as being more important than any chance at love. additionally, she relies on her job to support her family in the slums, as she sends money to them whenever she can. for years, effie kept her feelings at bay, as much as she so desperately wanted to selfishly pursue them---and eventually the crush dissipated, leaving her with feelings of friendship-geared devotion and relief.

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"Mommy! Look at this box of kittens I just found." She shoved the tiny box of meowing creatures toward the woman - perhaps a little TOO forcefully "Do you think Lady Elise will like them? Do YOU like them? You can cuddle them while you cuddle me!"

she tried not to let delight COMPLETELY captivate her features, but it was too late. effie loved cats---she was suddenly reminded of the strays she used to care for when she lived in the slums of nohr, and how she had saved bits of bread and meat from her dinners just to make sure they wouldn’t starve. now, as the woman gathered some of the kittens into her arms, she smiled warmly at her daughter. they were fortunate enough to live amongst nohrian royalty as a family, and so they could at least afford to care for a pet (or two, or five). this was all effie had ever wanted: enough to eat, enough to get by with, and a life filled with love!

“oh---well---of course i do!” she cooed, green eyes darting down to the babies in her arms. one was solid black, and had eyes that looked like her own. effie knew already that it would be her favorite. “elise will love them, sweetheart! come here, let’s start thinking up names for these guys!”

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Here we go the usual text promo! To cut to the chase, like/reblog this if you’re down with interacting with a very smart bird boy from Fire Emblem: Awakening. He’s a very very hyper-intelligent war tactician with a weakness for books and puzzles. He’s a nerd bird, is what I’m saying, a nerd bird that can wield magic and swords.

Adored by Cherry, honestly, I love this boy so much.

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doomsdaybound.

❝ Oh the book is fascinating, really! It’s an ancient book about the historical significance of magic in Plegia and how its predominantly magic using society came to be. You know it really… ❞ there he went again–chattering on.

@lethalance is probably going to get their ear talked off.

“oh---” the knight TRIED to sound like she was following, but---well, robin was a little too loquacious for her to be keeping up with his pace. “i’m... i’m sorry to cut you off in the middle of such a big important thing---or, at least, i think what you were saying was important---but what’s plegia?”

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she has two mothers she loves very much! now, if only they could read---maybe she’d send them a letter...

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for the record, effie would SO pretend to be your girlfriend if someone was being creepy

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hey !! my blog’s still kind of under con but it’s jesse at it again. could you like / reblog if you’re down to write with a new HINOKA ?? thank you !!

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i’m STILL so mad at the localization turning effie into the student athlete meme and all her romantic supports depending on her physical strength and prowess in battle instead of her kind and loving heart and gentle mild-mannered nature? like? what the fuck?

but SERIOUSLY. effie is SO dedicated to elise that she became a fucking knight for her. she left her family behind in the slums to work for the palace full time. and the localization brushes over that and acts like that’s not a huge deal.... when it really seriously is??? idk, like she’s definitely the biggest victim of the localized version of the game completely rewriting and damaging characters, she got turned into a butch athlete trope who at the end of the game spreads fitness across nohr (whereas in the jpn version it says she remains a friend to elise all her life) liKE.... uGH!!!! anyway like i may crack a sports joke every now and then or make a shitpost or two but JUST KNOW my rendition of effie is an attempt to bring that softness back into her character! it’s really important to me that she’s both soft and strong at the same time!!!

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“you’re strong.”

non-physical compliment starters // not accepting.

“ah… you said you were lord takumi’s retainer, right?” effie looks up from her plate of meat and potatoes—of course she’d taken care to chew and swallow before speaking, and her smile is WARM and FULL OF LIGHT as she fixates on oboro. “—and you wield something like a spear, too! oh, what’s it called… a nah-gee-nah-tah, right? sorry… i’m quickly FORGETTING what little hoshidan i’ve picked up since our armies joined forces! but…” she trails off, takes another bite of her dinner, and focuses on oboro’s features for a moment. “i’d like to try my hand at wielding one, maybe, to see if it’s any different from my lance. maybe an old one, though… i fear i may crush someone’s if they lend me theirs.”

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@corruptcraft.

“i’ve seen you training... admired you from afar, even. would you mind teaching me a few moves sometime? i can’t find ANY worthy competition in the nohrian army.”

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👀👀👀 

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what’s good! it’s kayleigh (yet again) with a blog for effie from fe14! you KNOW you wanna hit that like or reblog so i can check out your blog! you KNOW you need a strong beautiful lady in your life!