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My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza. The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

itswalky

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off. Something else is going on here, behind the scenes. And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is. Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length! And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

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Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me!

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it.

itswalky

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand. However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

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This is the reason I am on tumblr

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#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

number368

problem solved

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Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

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What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?

John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via purplebuddhaproject)

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Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.

Richard Bach (via purplebuddhaproject)

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Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you’re alive, it isn’t.

Lauren Bacall (via purplebuddhaproject)

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I shall and will know thee, Unknown One, Who searchest out the depths of my soul, And blowest through my life like a storm, Ungraspable, and yet my kinsman! I shall and will know thee, and serve thee.

Friedrich Nietzche, To the Unknown God (via astranemus)