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Bec, 27.

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[kibumkim]

This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog

[tariah23]

[bomeaniebobeanie]

The Arizona tea snitch hotline may be the first one to actually show good results.

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[brucespringsteen]

me to the therapist that im paying for

[sunsetquotes]

“You had to be that person to become this one.”

— Rupi Kaur

[shirtsthatgohard]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

which toe is the star of the foot? if you think it's the big toe, you're a showboating creep. if you think it's the pinky you're a grovelling pest. and if you think it's any of the three middle ones you're a paper-thin contrarian. no substance, no intellect. you're disgusting

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[depsidase]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[valtsv]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

[axiusdragon]

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[james-p-sullivan]

this post was up for like five minutes and already im being told how wrong i am

fuck you, you can kiss my 30 year old ass

[feanor-the-dragon]

You know what? I needed to read this today

[wickedwonderlandd]

Its so funny when people are like "Oh no youre getting older!😰".. like...yea..that's how aging works

[pseudomantis]

I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him

[pseudomantis]

Jesus christ

[coffincoitus]

this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me

[teathattast]

[leehallfae]

@/girlglimmer (x) // @/christmas-winter (x) // fireflies - suzanne siegel // “orange and blue” - sarah jarosz // beautiful night - momcilo simic // christmas eve - julia andreevna petrova // @/hunting-brother (x) // @/bluecapsicum (x) // suzanne siegel

[amygdalae]

Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

[possumsoldacc]

[dogray]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[inthefallofasparrow]

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!