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[lucybellwood]

Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser

[meangirlnurse]

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

[meangirlnurse]

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

[meangirlnurse]

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

[autistic-apple-sauce]

This still blows my mind

[pukicho]

Back when I was in seventh grade, I took mixed martial arts classes, I was aggressive and rambunctious and it was a great outlet. I learned how to take down someone by bending their wrist a certain way. Anyways, I used that power on a kid I didn’t like cause he had the same name as me. I felt like God, and I never learned any lesson. The end.

[witches-arent-suspicious]

What happened to the kid?

[pukicho]

On the floor to this day

[foreveriallyzombified]

I DO NOT TRUST THE FRENCH THAT BIDET I INSTALLED JUST STARTED MILKING MY FUCKING PROSTATE!!!!

[princessesfanarts]

Source

[sirfrogsworth]

I feel seen and called out simultaneously. 

[big-pizza]

[drtanner]

And don’t forget to ask twice. As someone who’s had severe depression for most of his life, I can tell you that if someone asks how I’m doing or if I’m alright, my first answer will be to tell them that I am “fine” or even “good!” and lie through my teeth 100% of the time.

Ask twice.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

alright so for all you non-americans out there wondering what's happening, biden won the presidency a few weeks back, so now it's time see if he won the presidency

[witchdoge-deactivated20131118]

[daftalchemist]

autism culture is seeing a post about ADHD culture that has a Very Relatable Feel but being unsure if you can reblog it because you don’t have ADHD

[daftalchemist]

we are all neurodivergent in this chilis tonight

[rose-and-bones]

Cousins! :D

[sophus-b]

Woo! Cousin high five! :D

[this-glittering-world]

There’s also the third participant in the handshake:

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[kc749]

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

[qwertyu858]

[marauders4evr]

Listen…I would give up my first-born if it meant seeing a movie about a young goth woman who is completely oblivious to the fact that she is ostracized by the rest of the world and moves through that world with an almost supernatural grace who one day just happens to sort of stumble upon a young Spanish man, his monstrous brother, his hysterical mother, his hairy cousin, and a severed hand and decides that she’s found her family long before her new boyfriend gets the courage to call her, “Cara Mia.” Played by Christina Ricci.

[lesbianshepard]

buzzfeed unsolved true crime is the best of the unsolved because in every case that includes robbery or prison breaks shane is just like “hell yeah! that owns, good for them”

[lesbianshepard]

in one episode shane asks what crimes a woman had actually committed and when ryan said she was in jail for shooting cops his response was just “lmao nice”

[roseriku-deactivated20200506]

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.