Let's Not Date

Wading through the crazies in the online dating pool.

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Brb, gotta go facepalm myself into a coma.

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Even when you're polite about it, it all comes back to one thing...

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Sigh.

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Uhhhh... NOPE

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I'm okay with that.

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This guy again??! http://lets-not-date.tumblr.com/post/99749955895/just-what-every-girl-wants-to-hear

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Uhhh... Are you serious? Also, his abs look like a ninja turtle. When you see it...

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Also, just how much are you playing the law of averages if you're copying and pasting THAT?

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Well, since you asked...

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So I meet this guy on OkCupid... Seems cool... And then... Wow, dirt bag. Wow. I'M giving the good screen grabs? NOPE.

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AGAIN! Again, you guys! Why, why is this happening? Who are these people and why do they keep thinking I'm Batman? Maybe I should cosplay Batman and see how many people remark on my Darth Vader costume. Sigh. Careful up there on your high horse, you fucking tool, dismount is a bitch.

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PS, go fuck yourself, you entitled prick.

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I fucking love your blog!! Your comebacks are always on point and sooo witty/clever. I'm curious though, have you ever hit it off with someone? Keep being awesome!

Thank you! It's happened, but rarely.

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Uhhh... Nope.

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do individuals REALLY write this shit to you!?!?

Haha Yes, unfortunately they do!

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Slow clap for making all kinds of sense, buddy.