[letscolorcodethat]

ACNH - in need of foreign fruit

PLS message me if you have a swap shop open today and/or would be willing to swap some fruit. I need pears, oranges, and peaches

[tackled]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[woweejoeyrichter]

[starkidmelly]

Duck is Lord!

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[boredpanda]

[winter--padfoot]

when the marauders find out remus is a werewolf

[viria]

Remus: You don’t hate me? But… I’m a werewolf.

James: Remus. See this arm? It’s actually shorter than my other arm but you can’t really tell. Especially when I twirl like this.

Peter: I’m lactose intolerant.

Sirius: I’m OBNOXIOUS!

[joewalkerismypatronus]

[yeetorbeyeet-deactivated2020012]

repeat after me;

i am happy, life is good, i am alive and i’m working on creating the best version of myself

[its-hp-bitch]

Harry: Why are we lying on the ground?

Ron: Your scar started to hurt and you fainted so Hermione and I lay down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

[hufflepuff-headcanons]

497. Whenever people say hufflepuff is just the house for all the leftovers, hufflepuffs make a point of saying that in fact, their house does have an important quality… but they make it something completely ridiculous

“lol you’re a hufflepuff? weren’t good enough for any of the other houses then?”

“actually the sorting hat put me in hufflepuff because I can lick my elbow. we all can.”

[spunkymaverick]

Yeah. I’m a Hufflepuff because I can put my legs behind my head. Didn’t you know?

[i-identify-as-disco]

I’m in Hufflepuff because I can stay cross eyed for over an hour straight with no headache

[aradspy]

Really? Is that even possible? Wouldn’t you, like, die?

[hufflepuff-headcanons]

I’m in hufflepuff because I cannot die. We are all immortal.

Suck it voldemort

[stunningpicture]

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

[rukafais]

congratulations it’s a computer error

[gaywig]

ah yes, the two genders: retry and cancel

[utwo]

Treehouse in Woodstock

© morriarti.com

[thunder]

via weheartit

[summercampismylife]

“Listen to the MUSTN’TS, child, Listen to the DON’TS Listen to the SHOULDN’TS The IMPOSSIBLES, the WON’TS Listen to the NEVER HAVES Then listen close to me- Anything can happen, child, ANYTHING can be.”

— Shel Silverstein (via lazypacific)

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

life during the cold war was just whatever

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning

Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.

The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort

[thegoodvybe]

[heathens-and-kings]

I’m gonna be blunt: you bring little worth to a friendship if you’re apathetic toward the good in your friends’ lives. If you shrug when they come to you with little things that they’re happy about, they will eventually stop coming to you with anything and you’ll wonder why that relationship feels stale. Practice genuine excitement with the people in your life. If you see a friend try to downplay how excited they are about something just be like “yoooo! This is a cool thing! You’re a lovely person and you deserve lovely things! I love you!“ 

I think it’s easy to be someone people complain to, but it’s just as if not more important to be someone they know they’re allowed to be excited and proud and happy around.