Much to Chitter about Nothing

Mostly reblogs and the occasional commentary from a historian raccoon.

[rhyset]

explain yourself, dog

[weloveshortvideos]

super groove amazing dance of dog

[vicevirtue]

[aeducan]

[gravegospel]

mother who is supportive of her daughter’s furry lifestyle

[oppa-homeless-style]

[jasoncanty01]

God did I ever lol

[uptomyeyeballs]

Things that will haunt my nightmares

Dead people groan.

Yes. You read that right. Dead people can make noises. And I don’t mean a little grunt. They can make ten second long “uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh” noises that sound way too much like a live person in pain for my comfort.

I had been on the forensic rotation two weeks without hearing this and without anyone telling me it could happen. 

So we go to put one of our bodies on the autopsy table like normal. After we are done taking our external photos and undressing them, we roll them from the transfer table to the autopsy table so that they are facedown. I had been up close and personal with this guy and knew for sure he was 100% dead. But then.

Then as soon as we get done rolling him he starts groaning. I went into instant fight or flight mode, with flight winning by a landslide. My heart started pounding and I started unconsciously backing away while frantic thoughts spun through my head like “holy shit guys he’s alive he’s fucking alive omg what do we do why isn’t anyone doing anything I didn’t fucking sign up for this!” 

Meanwhile the doc asks, “Is that him making that noise?”

And I respond, “Yes, DOES THAT HAPPEN??!!!!!”

She shrugs and goes, “Yeah sometimes.”

Cool I’ll just faint now. And never sleep again. 

Truly nothing in my almost 4 years of med school has ever affected me like this. I found my limit. 

[kidswithhats]

if you live in the southeast united states particularly florida please try to stay safe during hurricane matthew :(

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

im gonna run outside naked and let mathews winds give me a 100mph blowjob

[apolloslandingpad-deactivated20]

I’m gonna go outside naked with my asshole spread wide open so the gale force winds propel me into the sky like a kite

[maltymcfry]

florida isn’t okay and it’s not because of the storm

[rhumbarat]

idiot doctor: “and why are you visiting the hospital today?? you seem perfectly healthy”

me, savvy art consumer: “the sweatty small horse looekd down at me”

[theartmanor]

Holiday work is starting up and I’m handling commissions too! Oh boy. =w=

[dosedotcom]

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

Correct.

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

Damn straight

[shitpostempire]

[soloontherocks]

space mom would never lie to us

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos

microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood

[priceofliberty]

[notafurrybutjudyhoppscangetit]

[gondwana]

ME AND ALL MY GAY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO GO GET FUCKED UP IN THE DESERT

AND THERES NOTHING THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO ABOUT IT

[durendoll]

[wrenwhite]

today’s inktober drawing. i love me some burg so i drew a dog eating some juicy burg. okay thanks for reading

[ango76]

Again: Henry and Hugh.

Drawn just for a fun.

[wrenwhite]

today’s inktober drawing. i love me some burg so i drew a dog eating some juicy burg. okay thanks for reading

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

my biggest fear is that im gonna joke about vore so much that i will actually start to like it

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

try not to let your fear consume you