i will not fail, i will not fall, i will prevail.

megan. 37. neutral good. leo on the virgo cusp. support main. love that forbidden candy cronch.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

[bloodlinemagick]

Prepping For Homelessness Again - URGENT

First off, I want to say thank you so much to anyone that has ever helped me! This situation is exceptionally dire but it's only by the grace of my friends and kind strangers that we actually have a couch to sleep on for a while after the lease is up here.

Unfortunately though, we've not been able to find anywhere to move to (UK Rental Scene is...a disaster, especially considering I'm currently unable to work) and will have to put all our everything into storage for probably a month, maybe longer depending on how long it takes to find a new place.

The move to stay with a friend instead of homeless is a BIG one, and that means the cost of moving is insane too--but I literally can't afford both this (the best quote) AND a storage unit for the contents of a two bed house.

Except I really don't have a choice, as the lease here is up on the 6th of March.

I'm absolutely in over my head here and need....so much help. ASAP.

If anyone can help, please, please do. My Paypal is HERE / [email protected]

If you can't help or don't want to, please, please share this post because I'm on SUCH a tight timeframe since the last place fell through.

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

[laralaralara]

i’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[none-of-your-biscuits]

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

[prokopetz]

It’s that time again.

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[xiiidarkside]

[hammerhome]

manchineel perfec t place for rest under in rain

[i-wear-the-cheese]

shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel

[cowpokeredeemed]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Taste the god particle you rat"

CHARACTER ADDED!

The Gnome That Makes Snow Angels In Your Kitchen (Deceased)

[bloodlinemagick]

Need help!! (shocking, i know)

Mostly this will be the same post because, uh, nothing's changed except it's gotten colder and also more expensive.

So, remember when I couldn't afford sanitary pads after I'd paid rent and bills?

Yeah it's worse now. I can't afford the bills after the rent now either!

My mental and physical health have deteriorated further, which is fun. I'm in conversation with my GP about it but unfortunately I seem to be stuck in an endless loop of referrals and finagling with the medications I'm currently on--small blessings! My meds are covered by the fact that I can't work at the moment, and thank god even the govt agrees I can't work right now.

I also, and this is horrid to admit but I always have to be as transparent as possible when doing this, I've not left the house in now 9, almost 10 months due to this deterioration of my health! I need to afford my nutritional supplement I use to at least keep me at a normal human weight, but THAT isn't covered by the govt unlike my medication and I've not been able to buy it for a couple months.

At current I have juuuust enough to pay the rent. Once I pay the rent for Nov, though, I will have no money for the £200+ bills (water/elec/internet/council tax) and no money for the other bills (food/toiletries.)

I'm at the very very end of a very very frayed rope right now, and I can't adequately express the toll it's taken on me over the years to swallow my fears of my father stalking me and swallow my pride as a person to beg for help over and over, to feel like a burden and a charity case, to claw my way out of holes like this only to be pushed back in time and time again. I'm always beyond grateful and thankful for the help I receive, but the fact that I'm literally only alive due to the kindness and ability of strangers which can falter at any moment for any reason is SO precarious and stressful.

If you want to help and you're in a position where you can, the link to help me is HERE.

If you can't or don't want to, that's fine too! You can reblog the post, that'd help also. I know we're all feeling the....terrible price rises of everything around us.

[adamtotscomix]

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

what happens next?!

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

[raytoroapologist]

it took her 9 years to smite the beast. congratulations turbovicki 🫡

[striders]

i saw this series of posts weeks ago and they keep coming back to haunt me.

[hazachor]

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[elljayvee]

Happy ten years to god fucking up a perfectly good monkey

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[solitairians]

a woman on buffy ordered a coffee and pie and it was $1.92...... one dollar and ninety-two cents....