stalinlover251017

jordan/20/i love drag, plants, kpop, communism, french, russian, and some other stuff

[123dayzup]

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she is finally among us…. in studio quality…… today is a v special day

[mcrauders]

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

[mcrauders]

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

[gibbonhugdotgif]

I really just do not understand the ultra-rich.

Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take $55 million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s less than a tenth of a billion dollars. Jeff Bezos is worth $118 billion. For less than .05% of his net worth, Jeff Bezos could bring water back to an entire town. At the most money I have ever had in my bank account, .05% of it could buy me like a burger. And not even a particularly nice one.

And let’s say, yeah, the ultra-rich are soulless monsters devoid of empathy or altruism. For .05% of his net wealth, Jeff Bezos could completely turn his public image around. Instead of being the asshole who exploits his workers, suddenly he’s the unlikely hero who saved an entire town.

Like

How do you have the power to become a hero at practically no personal cost and just

Not?

[shikagemaru]

Queue the stream of libertarians bitching about “you can’t just steal money from people!” Shut up, chad. I’d skin Jeff Bezos with a butterknife if it would undo his greed and give money to the millions of people it could help. He could single-handedly end poverty if he wanted to.

[deadgodjess]

[skellydun]

let me tell u as someone with no impulse control the ‘treat yo self’ episode of parks and rec is very dangerous 

[la-laborista-republiko]

[wizzard890]

[annavonsyfert]

do you actually know any math?

i know of math

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[mothric]

do y'all understand what a meme is

[amethyst-transwoman-deactivated]

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

[princetpenguin]

i donut think this is a good idea

[amethyst-transwoman-deactivated]

What’s wrong with it

[scarred-and-purrfect]

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

[hotdemonladyluna]

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

[scarred-and-purrfect]

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

[amethyst-transwoman-deactivated]

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

[haiku-robot]

i sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!

[kalgalen]

[speedoweedo]

on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

[speedoweedo]

elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What else?

[speedoweedo]

the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.

He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.

[speedoweedo]

foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.

[memewhore]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[cursedimages]

[friend-called-boxcar]

this is my 5th time trying to scroll past this image. the first 3 times my computer froze on the sight of it, making me restart, the fourth time it just straight up crashed, and this time the computer froze twice while i typed this. this is a genuine actual Cursed Image.

[rooby]

guys i found something revolutionary

[rooby]

i found the site where the arcades get their prizes 

it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these 

 for 9 cents a piece

[rooby]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[rooby]

hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?

[honted]

you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power

[fonzworthcutlass]

ur fucking boy 💯

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

we all have that one friend 

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

This hits

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something

[sinbadism]

W H A T ……..

[butchscientist]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

This world is a strange place.

[kingrudegyalchina]

BRUH

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

#i can’t believe you’d ever divorce this from its perfect original context 

[arundhottieroy-deactivated20200]

#ikr i cant believe they gal pal'ed the florist and his mugger

[snoopingasusualisee]

Tumblr in 2018

Vegan discourse

The normalization of fart kinks

One of the sandsverse members will post straight up porn and will take it down after a brief amount of time

The s that everyone used to draw in school is revived as a meme

Someone on anti SJ hentai tumblr will hire a funnyman real money to derail posts of people they dont like

A terf kills a squirrel for notes

“I wanna fuck the dinos from Jurassic World 2”

a Tumblr April Fools gag fucks up and every icon is a screaming monkey for a month.

[snoopingasusualisee]

It’s happening and I don’t like it!