Smooch Every Robot

Tumblr keeps destroying my descriptions! Hello sweet sugar peas~ Call me Bird or Goose. Welcome to my Transformers Blog! I write stuff. Requests are CLOSED

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Me every time I see Waspinator

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Goodness Gracious

Heyo I WILL get to those requests. Slow and steady. Family problems keep coming up and maybe once school starts and I can get out of the house I can find some motivation but...Right now my siblings need me to be there for them. 

Um, you may have noticed I have an rp account? Or maybe not lol. But I’m sorry I’ve been on that more than here, writing requests. Rp just comes easier to me and I’m able to interact more with others. Er, if you wanna read some stuff it @chiaroscuros-void (YES a self insert oc. Or she was. She developed a personality of her own)

So sorry for those who have to wait, or who lost their request when my inbox was last emptied. I’m trying. Thanks for sticking with me, Sugar Peas ♥

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Requests Closed

Alright everyone, requests are closed for now. Thanks for all the prompts ♥ I’ll get on them soon!

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Ehhh I don’t have time to go change stuff I’ll leave requests open one more night and close everything in the morning :p

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Y’all I know this is a Transformers blog but can I take a moment to say that I just love how Extra™  Kingdom Hearts is in every possible way.

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Ask Box Open!

A little early, but requests are now open! Send ‘em in, Sugar Peas ♥

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I’m Back (Kinda!)

Hey guys! Thanks so much for waiting for me! So, I am back but there’s a few things that are different:

For now asks will only be open on FRIDAY! I will announce when I’m opening the inbox, as well as an hour before I close it, so it’s easier to keep track of.

Please only 5 bots per ask! It gets overwhelming when someone asks for more than that.

Due to Incidents™ my inbox and drafts are emptied out :( Which means that if you sent something in before my hiatus and I haven’t answered it yet, it’s gone. Feel free to send it again tomorrow, though. Again, very sorry for the inconvenience.

Thanks to all of you who’ve stuck with me. You guys are great ♥ I’ll try to be on as much as possible, and hopefully I can get back up to my normal writing routine soon. Love you, Sugar Peas!

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Bro and I (Sentence Starters)

Been collecting conversations between my brother and I. Have some rp starters I guess

“He was like some serial murderer, politician, and used-car salesman hybrid pulled from the womb of the freshest of hells.”

“Wanna play mushroom soccer?”

“Characters who don’t seem important but are actually super in-tune with the universe are my aesthetic.”

“Every good Friday is started with coffee and satire.”

“Transcendentalists were suck, my guy. Henry David Thorough had a neck beard.”

“If I ever taught Shakespeare I’d just have my students highlight all the dick jokes.”

“I think we’ve reached a level past sarcasm. Past dead-pan. We’ve created a whole new type of humor in which no one- not even us- can tell we’re even joking anymore. Garfield’s got nothing on us. We are the ultimate comedians…”

“Have a good day, make good choices, rewrite the history books.”

“Let’s drive up to the store and get some breakfast ice cream.”

“It took me a very long time to stop believing in things like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. In middle school I had a huge crush on the Sandman. One day, I found a gold flower in front of my locker and I went around telling everyone I was going to marry him.”

“The sun looks really dusty.”

“That… that’s the moon, bro.”

“Girls are just pretty, man. The way shadows and light balance on them is perfect.”

“I think Batman could really use some vitamin D.”

“I’mma just keep mindfucking people more and more until nothing surprises them.”

“One day a storm was brewing and there was a little yellow butterfly flying against the wind. It would get knocked back, but it would keep going. Every day I aspire to be just like that little yellow butterfly.”

“The universe seems just a little different to me each day.”

“Why choose between inspiration and dark humor? I enjoy both immensely.”

“I wish it wasn’t so easy for me to get sick with sadness.”

“Never say never, because then never will always happen. I speak from experience.”

“IF I’M TYPING IN WINGDINGS IT’S OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE I DON’T WANT YOU READING MY DOCUMENT!”

“What was that a snail?!”

“Soup will always calm me down and tack me back to a happy place.”

“Barbeque restaurants have a very anxiety-inducing atmosphere.”

“I’d like to speak to your McManager.”

“I don’t like mirrors because they are said to hold spirits and trapped spirits are angry spirits and I’m not fucking with that.”

“Put this bucket on your head and fight me.”

“I made the dog Megatron. She hated it.”

“Them are some weird looking cacti.”

“Death come to those who wish to harm the Queen.”

“Ohh I hecked up. Oh. Oh aw gee. I hecked it up- I’m such a hecker.”

“Please take this knife away from me.”

“I love you and I want you to have this bubble wrap.”

“Dude, I saw an abandoned tree house in the woods. Let’s drop out of school, become cryptids, and live there.”

“Where did you learn that sort of langu- oh wait that’s my bad.”

“Please, even if it’s ass-oh-clock in the morning, text me and I will fucking book it to wherever you are!”

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Update

Hi friends! I know it’s been a long while, but things got complicated. Long story short, I’m having some family issues and I’m extending my hiatus. 

I’m not sure for how long, probably until my sister moves out and I can find a job. I hope to be back by the end of summer. However, I may be on occasionally if I have time.

Thank you all for your patience and support. I know I’ve been gone a long time. I miss talking to you guys and actually having the energy to write properly :(

When inspiration hits, I will try to answer what’s already in my inbox. Sorry to those of you who’ve been waiting a long time; know that I’m not giving up and look forward to completing your request! 

Again, thank you all so much. This blog still means so much to me, and I want to be able to give you my very best. Life’s been kicking my ass lately and gosh it’s taken so much out of me. 

I hope to be back soon, Sweet Sugar Peas ♥

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How would ratchet pet his human s/o? Either G1 or IDW, since I find those versions of him to be fyyyyne as hell.😝

  IDW Ratchet

 When he’s doing paperwork heabsentmindedly strokes your back with one servo. It helps him concentrate, plushe gets to spend time with you while he’s working. He’ll also do this inmeetings or when he’s deep in thought.

·        He’s awed by how soft yourhair is. He pets and scritches your head to help you get to sleep sometimes.

·        Since he’s always tired youtwo take naps together. He likes it when you snuggle up on his shoulder or inthe crook of his neck so he can nuzzle you or turn his head to smooch you. Ifyou sleep on top of his chest he lays a servo gently on you to keep you warmand safe.

·        He’d never say it out loud,but he thinks your tummy is adorable.If you’re alone and he’s in a playful mood he’ll tickle or rub it. If he’s everangry just show him your tummy. He breaks into a grin every time.

·        Ratchet is fascinated withyour body. You’re so soft and small and different. He likes to slowly smoothhis finger over you and observe every part of you, gazing at you lovingly.

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Yay! Thanks @zenxenophilia for tagging me! Love you, boo ♥

Rules: Tag 10 followers you want to know better

Name: MY NAME IS JEAN VALJEAN

Nickname:  Bird, Goose/Silly Goose

Gender: Female

Sign: Sagittarius 

Height:  5′2

Age: 18

Sexual Orientation: ?????¿¿¿????

Hogwarts House:  Hufflepuff, apparently 

Favorite Color: PINK and also peach

Time Right Now: 10:28 AM

Average Hours of Sleep: 7-ish

Lucky Number:  12, 16, 17

Last Google Search: What are spaceship windows made out of

Favorite Fictional Characters: Rung, Wembley Fraggle, Mae Borowski 

Blankets I Sleep with: 4

Favorite Bands/Artists: Gorillaz, Stars, Fleetwood Mac, Vanessa Carlton, Jennifer Hudson 

Dream Trips: Ireland and a cross-country road trip :)

When did you make this Blog: January, I think??

Follower Count: 1,207

When did your Blog Reach it’s Peak: a;dkljf IDK one day it just BLEW UP. I am so blessed to have you guys thank you so much ;u;

Why did you choose your URL: always wanna discuss them robutts 

Tagging: EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO

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finally a lull in schoolwork. gonna try to knock out some requests today!

just read the LL5 preview and i am HYPE to write 

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Got back from my check up and found a smol friend 😊 @more-than-meets-the-canon 🐝

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Tfp megatron reacting to someone he knew and secretly loved as megatronus (another miner who he thought had died in a cave in) joining his crew on earth? (Mabey he's scared to see them, or that they'll hate him for the way he's changed?)

·        The Mighty Megatron isn’t scared of anything.And yes, maybe he has changed, buthe’s gotten smarter, stronger- no longer willing to bend to the whims of asociety that didn’t care for its workers. If anything he’s looking to impressyou with all he’s done; those mines he thought you were killed in? Gone. Alongwith those who forced you to work in such fowl conditions. Look at all he’sdone for his people- for you!

·        He is in no way shy. He wants you and he’s goingto get you. One day your presence is requested in the throne room. You gonervously, because usually when someone has a private audience with Megatronthey don’t come back. When you get there, though, you’re given thehighest-quality energon available and an amulet made of dark energon; acourting gift, he says with a nearly predatory grin.

·        To say he’s possessive is an understatement. Yourarely go anywhere without being on his arm, and most of your duties involveadvising, planning, overseeing, etc. He rarely ever sends you on high-riskmissions, despite the fact he regularly trains and spars with you. Everyonenotices, but only Starscream was ever foolish enough to bring it up. Soundwaveratted him out, and Megatron was furious. You didn’t see Starscream for daysafterwards.

·        You’re treated like royalty. ‘Cons even bow toyou when they address you. After all, you will one day rule by Megatron’s side.Megatron considers having a second throne built, but he decides against it. Heprefers that you sit in his lap with his servo rested on your lower waist. Itfeels wonderful to have you to himself, holding you, plus he enjoys theaesthetic of it.

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Happy Day

Happy late Easter y’all! 

So, I took my brother to school this morning, and while I was there I worked up the courage to go talk to my friends (it’s a k-12 school, bro is in middle) and... they were happy to see me! 

We talked a bit and I explained why I’d been silent for so long. They understood. We hugged, and decided to get together for tea on Saturday. 

Oh and!! That awful sponsor has apparently chilled quite a bit- turns out she got put on alert for being a total bitch to her students.

And I just wanted to let y’all know because I probably would’ve kept hiding from them if it hadn’t been for you guys. Seriously, thanks SO much. 

Anyway, gotta get started on school stuff. Love you, sugar peas!! ♥

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*squeals* Hello! IDW Rodimus, Drift, Brainstorm, and Swerve being jealous over bot s/o headcanons please :)

Sorry this is so late, darling U3U

Rodimus immediately makes himself known towhomever is chatting you up. He slings an arm around your shoulders and bumpshis hips against yours, kissing your cheek and saying “hey babe.” He makes sureto act as un-impressed as possible toward the other person- sighing, rollinghis eyes, talking over him. Don’t be surprised when he acts childish; if theother person is being obnoxious he won’t hesitate to “blah blah blah” them. Itends up with them storming off and Rodimus laughing about it. He is Immature.

Drift respects your space, but… he wants tointervene. You’re just talking tosomeone; it should be no big deal, but… he often mixes up protectiveness and jealousy(he’s working on it!) He stands to the side a bit behind you, partly to notinterrupt and partly because he’s subtly trying to intimidate the person you’rewith. The moment they get flirty he’s got a hold of your servo, puffing hischest out with his best “bitch, try me” look at the other person. Even afterthey leave he’s clingy and keeps wanting to kiss you.

Brainstorm is a whiny lil shit when he’sjealous. He hangs all over you, “baaabe… baaaaaabe… babe.” Huh, is someone talking? He can’t hear it over how much he looooovesyou. You’ll have to take him aside and talk to him about it; he’sself-conscious, but he’ll tone it down if you reassure him there’s no need tobe jealous. No, you’re not going to leave him.

Swerve get SEVERLY jealous, but he doesn’tshow it. So you’re hanging out with someone. So what? Of course you do, it’snot like you only hang out with him. During the rest of the day you notice he’sslow and even a little grumpy. When you convince him to talk to you about it headmits he’s afraid you’ll find someone better. Please cuddle him and reassurehim. Now, if he notices someone is flirtingwith you he tells them to leave you alone. They’re taken, bub.  

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Hiatus

Hey guys! First of all, thank you so much for all of your kind messages ♥♥♥ Really, I feel like a weight has been lifted. You guys are so wonderful; thank you for being there for me.

I’m going to be busy for a while! I’ll be working on requests in my free time, but graduation is coming up, as well as finals and ACT/SAT. SO I’ll be doing a lot of studying and college-planning etc... getting ready for summer. That sort of thing.

When I can I’ll still be posting the requests I get done, but I won’t be answering asks/messages/reblogging. 

As of right now I’m not sure when I’ll be back? Tbh it might be in the beginning of June. Then again it might not be. Just have to see how things go. 

Again, thank you all so much! I appreciate each and every one of you, and I look forward to getting back as soon as I can.♥