[praytothegay]

teenage bounty hunters out of context

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[animusrox]

Good For Her™

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo changed how weeds work in the last update!!!

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[heystephen]

i am never going to forget the first time i put on exile and i was fully expecting taylor so when bon iver started singing, my heart literally fell out of my ass

[heystephen]

[rodrickheffeley]

[wokebutsleepy]

[laurawingfields]

i made this for a powerpoint party but the rest of the world needs to see it

[marvelgifs]

[chewbacca]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

[sketchynoodles]

Choose your fighter

[taylorswift]

ME! by the one and only Valheria Rocha 💗💗💗

[beardedchrisevans]

Chris Evans for Men’s Journal 2019

[youbelongwithswiftie]

@taylorswift @taylornation

Okay so:

1. The artist of the mural (probably had an NDA so she couldn’t disclose anything) kept saying it was for the NFL draft (which doesn’t make sense to me at all.)

2. Taylor showed up and said there was another clue on ABC tonight.

3. The NFL Draft is on ABC tonight.

4. Taylor Nation/Universal Records was working to get Taylor out of her Coke deal (since it was a lifetime thing…)

5. You can’t have a Coke deal if you’re playing at the NFL Super Bowl half-time since they’re sponsored by Pepsi!

6. There are rumors Taylor will headline at 2020 Super Bowl.

So, my theory is that THEY WILL ANNOUNCE TAYLOR AS THEIR SUPER BOWL PERFORMER (SINCE IM ASSUMING HER Team was successful at getting her out of the Coke deal) either TONIGHT ALONG WITH THE RELEASE OF HER NEW SINGLE OR AT A DIFFERENT TIME MAYBE AFTER ALBUM RELEASE AND THE NEXT CLUE IS HAPPENING DURING THE NFL DRAFT. She said at the Mural “the campaign” which didn’t make much sense to me because it’s not a campaign it’s a single - but maybe she’s got a campaign with the NFL to promote new music?

[jessheartstaylor-deactivated202]

THIS!! 🥺🤧☺️ @taylorswift we love you!!

[alltoohail]

HOLD ON W H A T.

[groolsummer]

So I did some counting. We have:

13 hearts (because duh)

7 flowers (because TS7)

2 rainbows, 8 stars, and 3 cats

THIS MYSTERY 283 IS COMING UP AGAIN!!! I’m thinking that the album countdown for TS7 starts October 3rd (since we’ve established that things won’t necessarily be released on the calendar stamp days). What is SEVEN days from October 3rd? OCTOBER 10th, the 283rd day of the year!!!