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[unclefather]

i just heard my mom say “there’s no reason to act like a dick” and there’s no one else downstairs so i know she’s talking to one of our cats

[ruinedchildhood]

[yourmindaches]

I never tire of seeing naked boobs on Tumblr. 

[underneath-a-magic-moon]

But why are you staring at your brothers dick.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

The genius of Brian Kesinger.

[shaman58]

Wait, did Kylo Ren really grow up believing that Greedo shot first? No wonder he turned to the Dark Side; Snoke could so easily take advantage of Ben Solo’s life being based on a vile and self-serving lie.

[frienclzonecl]

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

Ed Sheeran is the only Tru person in the music industry u know, One Direction were like “we’re taking a year out of music…actually 2 years…actually could be 3…actually we don’t know but it’ll be less than 50”, Taylor Swift said she was taking a year out and yet…she didn’t fucking go anywhere, but Ed. Ed was like “I’m taking a year off, bye” on December 13th 2015, and then true to his word, on December 13th 2016 he makes his first appearance all year. Ed Sheeran the real MVP.

[ruinedchildhood]

[danmeth]

Junk Food Rebranded as Gourmet Artisanal Delights

[webbut]

This makes me angry.

[kaiserneko]

FRUIT PAR LA METRE

[thatstoomanypilots]

This is literally the “me, an intellectual” meme

[kimpissable]

[gorgonsach]

[closet-keys]

[thebootydiaries]

me: im gonna diet & eat so healthy honestly this summer is gonna be life changing health is a lifestyle #blessed

wendy’s: 2 burgers for $2

me:

[aodessa]

[swfriendlyreminders]

Friendly reminder that Anakin, Leia, Luke and Kylo have all seen at least one of their parents die

[goraturtle]

Wow I Cant Believe Kylo Had To Deal With That How Awful For Him

[beatnikdaddio]

admiring the stockings. 1940’s.

[romanimp]

#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS

[edteachs-adhd-spiral]

Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)

[chickpeabb-deactivated20180117]

It’s me, your dream girl, in scrunched up socks and a blanket cape.

[diegoandor-deactivated20171220]

Harrison Ford, Ewan McGregor, Diego Luna and their weapon’s noises on set.

[averagefairy]

i put this picture of me joyously holding giant zucchinis on my tinder just cause i thought it was cute and ever since every first message i get, without fail, is “those are some big cucumbers hehe ;)” which has led me to come to two scientifically proven conclusions. the first being that men are aroused by anything remotely phallic. and the second, men have a generally unclear understanding of vegetables. together hopefully we can work to raise zucchini awareness among men ages 20-27

[averagefairy]

update: ability to identify a zucchini has gone from poor to unacceptable

[cenkrett]

Half of the people on tumblr:  “I talk pretty tough for someone with a soft, fluffy bunny heart full of feelings.” Me, unable to relate:  “I talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is always 2 seconds away from serious violence.”