Shit.

my life is one big contradiction.

[mishasminions]

WE WERE ALMOST THERE

[letsgetliterature]

so pure

[letsgetliterature]

My boyfriend is precious

Me: babe you have glitter on your face. *reaches to brush it off*

S/O: STOP! it makes me feel glamorous.

[letsgetliterature]

Me: i ate a salad and did some squats, so i'd say I'm pretty healthy.

S/O: you did squats?

Me: okay by squats, i meant i laid in bed. also, by salad i meant pizza.

S/O: you ate a whole pizza?

Me: you underestimate me.

[u-s-a]

[extramadness]

[earthdad]

this is so wholesome

[sweet-thoughtt]

[letsgetliterature]

I've been scrolling through @dennys blog for so long that I was honestly expecting a terrible pun about potatoes, eggs, pancakes, etc.

[extramadness]

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[dennys]

lol

[dennys]

Sure, there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but there’s plenty of pancakes on land. And unless you’re on a boat RIGHT NOW, the sea is probably..like…way over there. So far away. There’s a greater chance you’re on land right now, which is sturdy and dry, easier to navigate. The sea? It’s awful.

[letsgetliterature]

99.9% sure @dennys is ran by monkeys or a 17 year old.

[dennys]

How come I can never get the Garfield out of the claw machine?

you cannot beat a claw machine with greed in your heart

[animalsnaps]

i love when kisses get so intense you just grab at each other bc you literally can not get any closer to each other, thats my favorite thing

@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

[love]

[dailyoliversykes-deactivated202]

Oliver’s old tweets

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

[ladygolem]

the rawring twenties ^w^

[queenofthequillandink]

kill me in 2019