Welcome to the madness.

Steph, twentytwo. Scottish, tea enthusiast. DFTBA. xo

[jakeperallta]

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[charlesfrxavier]

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

[kushandwizdom]

[letsjustdanceforever]

Me: *slides J.K.Rowling a £10 note* So... Marauders book

Me: *remembers how 19 Years Later and Cursed Child turned out*

Me: *slides note back* On second thoughts, I'll write it

[deeplifequotes]

I’m a very strong believer that whoever is meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, regardless how far they wander.

(via alunit)

[cliveguy]

sometimes you just need to wear all black, fling yourself onto a chaise lounge and wail dramatically in memory of oscar wilde

[propshophannah]

Hello, Saturday night.

[vel17]

[gerogeweasley]

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

[karadabvers-deactivated20170430]

when ur just goin about ur day but then landslide by fleetwood mac comes on and u just gotta. sit down and reflect for 3 minutes and 20 seconds

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[artoftheautomobile]

Porsche 918 Spyder

[100xgrounder]

oscar wilde

had three middle names

spoke five languages

was sentenced to prison for sodomy

was 16 when he had his first kiss

loved to travel

had an eidetic memory

lied about his age on his marriage certificate

held seances at his house

spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were

kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray

had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool

the kids at his school called him “grey crow”

one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it

his favorite word was ivory

his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”

his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes

[coral]

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere’s Fan (via feellng)

[ellakociuba]