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youmu, yuyuko, ran, yukari.
"..."
"So which one of them is the dragon?"
We now resume tonight's episode of Mansion ME.
"So Umi, let me get this straight. According to your examination and autopsy report none of the three victims had been bludgeoned, drowned, poisoned, stabbed, shot, strangled, or suffocated. That all three appeared to be in perfect health aside from the fact that they are all dead."
"I see you marked down that the only other thing all three bodies had in common was the look of terror on their faces. But who in their right mind would believe three people being frightened to death in a row?"
Fairy Thoughts
"Lets see... If Crescent is the rifle on the wall painted with flame decals, Chloe is the My First Chemistry Play Set, and Steve is Steve, then that means..."
It's a mystery how she gets anything done half the time.
"Ms. Sakuya, I understand that you may of been poisoned, but unless you have a vial of your own blood on hand, I can not help you identify it."
"I refuse to get a sample directly from the tap. I'm not the princess."
"Room and board are base pay for all new hires. After some time Princess Remilia offers payment in various different methods. Typical money or small shiny gems she has collected is usually what is given, but a few members of the staff simply request a hug from her to be their payment."
"Lord knows why."
the prismriver sisters
letty, chen, alice, lily... ?
"Well Ms. Marisa, of course you'll never find the right time to use a spell like that. After all, in Gensokyo Straight people are like busses."
"They don't exist."
Fairy Event
"Its Familiar exchange day today. So I've taken the liberty of swapping people's familiars so they can see how their fellow summoners go about their work."
"Like Koakuma is now with Crescent, Steve with Marisa, and Noizumo with Ms. Knowledge!"
"If you're wondering how I did that, the answer is very simple."
"I used Chance Time!"
"I don't need a bra, I can use my magic to keep my girls supported."
"Wait. I thought you only had Marisa. Who is the other girl you're supporting?"
Fairy Impressions
"Hey Crescent, wanna see my Owl impression?"
"S-Sure? What do you have in mind?"
"Oh boy! Watch this!"
Lily continues to stand there before turning her head to the left, only to suddenly and as quickly as she could, turn her head to the right. There was a sickening cracking sound as Lily's head was now rotated one hundred and eighty degrees, Crescent looking at the back of her head as Lily raided her arms up. "Tada... Ow." She fell forward onto the ground, now looking up at Crescent as she poofed into a pile of pink sparkling spring dust.
Fairy Impressions
"Hey Crescent, wanna see my Owl impression?"
"if Crescent is bunny, Chloe is cat, Helia is bitch, and Steve is Steve..."
"Then I think that means Seiga is a seal!"
CITIZENS OF DALARAN! RAISE YOUR EYES TO THE SKIES AND OBSERVE! TODAY OUR WORLD’S DESTRUCTION HAS BEEN AVERTED IN DEFIANCE OF OUR VERY MAKERS! ALGALON THE OBSERVER, HERALD OF THE TITANS, HAS BEEN DEFEATED BY OUR BRAVE COMRADES IN THE DEPTH OF THE TITAN CITY OF ULDUAR. ALGALON WAS SENT HERE TO JUDGE THE FATE OF OUR WORLD. HE FOUND A PLANET WHOSE RACES HAD DEVIATED FROM THE TITANS’ BLUEPRINTS. A PLANET WHERE NOT EVERYTHING HAD GONE ACCORDING TO PLAN. COLD LOGIC DEEMED OUR WORLD NOT SAVING. COLD LOGIC, HOWEVER, DOES NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE POWER OF FREE WILL. IT’S UP TO EACH OF US TO PROVE THAT THIS IS A WORLD WORTH SAVING. THAT OUR LIVES… THAT OUR LIVES ARE WORTH LIVING.
"I just realized that maybe we should of had Dune try to go through the vent system while she was here."
Is your refrigerator running?
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