Maid Facts
"You know, I can't even call this the princess' barely disguised fetish."
"As that would imply there was any attempt to hide it."

if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
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occasionally subtle
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Maid Facts
"You know, I can't even call this the princess' barely disguised fetish."
"As that would imply there was any attempt to hide it."
Fairy Type Threat
"When I'm done with you, your started will be a ghost type!"
Fairy lyrics
♫ "Welcome one and all to Error 191618091907: Lyrics not found If your lights are turned off, then you’re safe." ♩
♩ "If your lights are on, they’ll come find you and rip you a brand new face." ♫
"Rise from your grave, with flowers for your babe!"
"I cast remove bones!"
Fairy Song
There is a decent crowd of fairies in the cafe today, even the Telecommunications was present as they were all sitting on chairs in the cleared out space in front of a small stage. A few fairies were making music while Lily was busy singing a song that she had wrote.
"Up from the the depths there came an ocean goooood"
"Horrific beast, Wanting a feast."
"IIIIIIt wanted a virgin sacrifice."
"But I just could not oobbbllliiiiigge."
"I am not one to Boast, But let's just saaaaay,"
"I held Crescent's hand one day~"
Crescent didn't need to look up from the spot she has buried her face in her hands to know that pretty much every single fairy in the crowd, Telecommunications Goddess included, had turned their heads to stare directly at her. Not to mention the thought of all the other fairies that may currently be listening in if the Telecommunications Goddess was broadcasting the song on the Fairy Waves that would no doubt be looking in the direction of the cafe to also stare at her.
Marisa is sitting in the corner next to the counter laughing her short lesbian ass off.
"Lily, I heard it's your birthday." IS IT? "Well, something like that. Is there anything you'd like? Beer?"
"Wait, I thought my birthday was"
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"But I wont say no to that! Beer me up so I can start singing!"
"Mary, you remember that noble you're talking about? Where is he so I could drag his face onto concrete?"
"That's easy. go to library portal room and take the second portal on the left. It'll send you to the town where he resides. Best of luck to you. I at least ask you hear out whatever that request he wanted was before doing so. After that, then whatever."
"I'm not killing anyone today cause I'm being a good girl."
"You wouldn't kill a fly if you even tried!"
"You're lucky I'm being a good girl right now, otherwise I'd prove you wrong so fast it'll be Tuesday all over again."
"I'm not killing anyone today cause I'm being a good girl."
"Princess Remilia ate flan today."
"......"
"I wasn't born yesterday, puppet. Do you really think that Remilia Scarlet, would talk about other fairies' accomplishments...? And would recommend them to me? Who even IS this noble?"
"She talks about them for the same reason you talk about yours. Bragging rights. Having staff excel makes her look even better. It's proof that she hired the best of the best and that her eye for picking out and up talent is superior to others."
"I admit, not even I know the true identity of the noble. Only that he is a lord and is on a massive island. Things would proceed as follows, You'd be teleported to said island, go to the lord, do the mission that requires your particular set of skills, and then come back. Any rewards they give you after the fact as well as any other items of interest you obtain are yours to keep."
"Okay Helia, Princess Remilia was speaking with a fellow noble earlier and has lent you to them for a mission they need handled, as they expressed that your skill set would be exactly what they need. Please pack your bag and report to the library teleportation circle as you'll be sent over within the hour."
"... No? Why not call that dog, Sakuya instead? I'm under Miccucia, not her. Besides, what skillset are you even referring to? You think I'm dumb enough to accept without the full details?"
"While I do not know the exact details of the mission, I do know that when I arrived they were talking about your background. Princess Remilia did remember all the accomplishments you were bragging about, so I guess it is something related to that. The noble sounded very excited after learning about you, like this problem that had been a thorn in his side was going to be solved."
Fairy type dare
"Go lick a cold Steelix. Trust me, you'll be fine. Eri's Lickitung said so."
"Today I blew up a ship, fought through Monkey gundamns, exploded independence day, battled the secret weapon, crashed the train, pushed through the enemy lines, petted the doggy, and popped a brain!"
"Ah. So I was right."
"She is a bitch."
God I really do not like power scaling.