From L Corp's Desk to Yours

Recreational dumping grounds for an entire facility of L Corp employees. I'm trusting you guys to be normal on here. - Control Captain Eva AKA a clown car! 0_< We don’t bite! - Jules

[lettersfromlcorp]

Hello.

Hi, Tumblr. Due to popular demand from the team, I've taken the initiative to set up a public social media account for the employees under our small branch of the L Corp Wing. Seeing as this was brought up as a suggestion for recreational purposes, it is safe to say nothing posted under this account will constitute as any official reports or work done for the corporation. Whatever is posted here comes from us, for whatever purposes it may serve.

I'm Control Team's captain, Eva. I'll make a proper introduction soon enough. I set up the blog because nobody else wanted to do it. Here you go. Enjoy, team.

Seeing as the blog comes with an ask function, you may feel free to ask us any questions that come to mind, whether they be abnormality related or personal. Nothing on here breaks any corporation guidelines, and is free speech protected under the "who gives a fuck" statute.

We hope you enjoy whatever shitshow goes on from here on out.

Signed, Eva

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i need to give griffin a little kissie on her head or I will die

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i need to love narae as much as physically possible, he might be a dick but he deserves it.i love you narae I love you so much NARAE I LOVE YOU AAAA

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griff! favorite way to bother narae?

i like jingling his hat. for someone who hates his hat jingling so much he sure keeps wearing it!

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everyone always asks "where did you get that information" and "why are you covered in blood" but nobody ever asks how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun

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i think you all should harass us more. it livens up the place.

…us?

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i may have been moved to the disciplinary department. but the revolution will not stop

That’s the spirit. They may try to silence you, but you will not fall. Sure, our lives are highly expendable and they can replace us on a whim, but you can at least go down fighting.

I say you instead of we because in retrospect, I might’ve just been hungry and upset. Hangry. I’ll save my sephirah death threats for good ol’ pen and paper.

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there is no time for sleep when i can SAY SHIT TO GEBURA WITHOUT PUNISHMENT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EVA WHAT DID YOU DO 0_<

Edit: Revolution. I can’t do damage control right now, I have to do Instinct work. Don’t get our asses kicked.

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eva go sleepy……you also have to rest to take care of the fish

Fun fact: sea cucumbers are nocturnal. I am not. My fish is already fucked in terms of its circadian rhythm.

Not to worry. I was sleeping very well in the Central Command 1 storage closet until Tiphereth heard my snoring. Back to work we go, boys.

edit: this is why we nap in HODS OFFICE BABYY. tell her i sent you and you can nap in the comfy chairs - 🦐

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everyone elses is fair game.... holy fucking shit ive been enlightened

Yes. YES. All you have to lose is your chains. Ping them. Tell them you’re going to bed and THEY have to find someone to cover you. Tell them you’re tired and that’s their problem now.

Edit: I GAVE YOU EXTRA BREAK TIME TO TAKE A NAP LOG OFF!!!! TT_<

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dinking oiter just for you (and the fish)

Thank you. If you treat it well, your inner fish will grow into a great strong fish of your choice. Mine is a sea cucumber.

If you keep forgetting to drink water it will shrivel and die, and its corpse will rot your inner core. So keep hydrated.

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wait a minute evas right

Right he may be, we can’t just harass our sephirot!! 0_o I mean. We can and it’d be funny, but also I kkkind of want to keep my title as captain.

Eva can do whatever he wants with his captain title but I think he’s just mad he didn’t get to eat lunch. On lunch break.

Edit: YOU can’t harass your sephirah. I can’t harass mine either but everyone else’s is fair game. What are they going to do? Fire me from their department that I’m not a part of?

Edit: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOGGED OFF Ò_<

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I have the power to ping every single sephirah in the facility on this website. Most of them have accounts here I can just do that.

Edit: eva if you needed a longer break you could’ve just ask me to cover for you - 0_<💜

Edit: No. You don’t understand. I’m talking about direct action here. We have the power to summon them all at once and tell them fuck their entire life. Like, we can do that

edit: eva. Ó_<

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I am on lunch break. I have an important message to post here.

👆Blue glaucus.

👆 Chambered nautilus.

The images aren’t displaying right on my phone, but I hope this helps.

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Dear employees. Please drink water… There is a little fish inside you…. you are killing her..

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i was thinking about the other captains of my facility and decided to draw em :-)

skuggy, captain of safety (he/him); valcez, captain of central command 1 (she/they); myukeu, captain of central command 2 (any pronouns) :-)

the rest of the captains are eva (control), julian (info), griffin (training), narae (welfare), salamander (disciplinary), leesihan (extraction), neville (records), and yum-yum (spoiler)!

in the BugCorp Lore tm salamander ends up trading places with narae bc they notice how upset he is about not being in disciplinary dkdhdj. and they become friends. friend rivals. friends