Caution to the Wind

I spend all of my time wishing I was Hayley Williams or asleep

[pondwitch]

[cocaptainamerica]

nice try bing

[binches-deactivated20220521]

scroogled

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die

[sludgenaut]

twitter somehow still on tumblr season 1

[sludgenaut]

[puffsaddy]

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc

[oldersistercore]

[hella1975]

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

[ashes-and-ashes]

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

[theproblematicblogger]

Sometimes God is too good to us

[spirallingintotheabyss]

Will I die for you? Yes. Will I turn subtitles off for you? No.

[strawbeb]

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

[squid-star]

saturn.

[sirfrogsworth]

Dan Rather, a stoic stalwart of broadcast news, has had enough of the president’s shit. 

[guerrillatech]

[2019metgala]

literally all i do is open tabs. then maybe i close them and then i open some more

[mysharona1987]

[sleepnoises]

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

[skinhorses]

[sleepnoises]

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

[tamamita]

Adidog

[grawly]

[lesbianslimefriend]