Let Yourself Live

[thatoneasrastan]

Julian: I’m worthless. I don’t deserve anything.

MC: lmaoooo same

Julian:

Julian: OK FIRST OF ALL–

[hhhellmouth]

Julian: Oh, wow! Today’s actually a pretty good day. This is nic–

Life: /minor inconvenience/

Julian:

[thearcanakillsme]

Julian’s Google History

Help my coworker is hot but his snake scares me

Not like the bitey snake but the squeezy one

How to get coworker to stop sleeping on job without yelling

How to get coworker to stop sleeping on job with yelling

How to discreetly kill a sadistic goat as painfully as possible

How to seem cool to new people

How to mask your insecurities with constant flirting

How to tell my sister I’m not dead

Evanescence best hits

Ex partner’s apprentice is hot help

I’m having feelings how can I stop them

I don’t care if it’s “natural” just fix it

Mcr best hits

I died but I got better

What is sleep

How to magic

How to tell your sister you’re not dead anymore

Why does everyone keep coming back from the dead

[asras-dimples]

The Devil: SMACK CAM

Mazelinka: biTch i HoPe tHe fUCK YOU DO, yOuLL bE a DeAd SOn oF a BitCh iLL tEll YOu tHat

[theintrepidmagician]

Nadia: Why is Julian lying on the floor crying?

Asra: He's drunk.

Nadia: ...And?

Asra: And he saw a photo of MC's husband.

Nadia: But he IS MC's husband.

Asra: I know.

[doctor-no-069]

Portia: Yo MC. I dont like your last name, you should change it.

MC: oh yeah? To what?

Portia: Devorak.

Julian: did- did you just propose for me?

Portia:

Portia: Bitch I proposed for me, what the fuck-

[aaliyah-draws]

Partners in Crime

Based on one of my favorite vines by Zachary Piona

[tottalyradcharacteraesthetics]

<i>Symettra from Overwatch</i>

[plazynoodles]

i hate people who say symmetra was given the autistic label ONLY to be #relatable and #inclusive like yes thats a reason but also realize her entire character is built around the fact that shes autistic and they considered that factor?? blizzard didnt just make her autistic for the sake of being autistic and i think that should have been obvious in her comic

so um yeah shes a well written autistic character(:

[thetrippytrip]

I’m the one in the middle

[beegoould]

I love everything about this except the manbaby who left to get his poopy diaper changed

[biscuit-tornado]

today on toxic masculinity theatre: a demonstration of why a subtle sneer and turning aside to drink your beer isn’t a good response to being on the kisscam

[spacecowgirllayne]

Honestly, this is just so good.

[lovecraftianshitshow-deactivate]

I watched this about 6 times and I’m not anywhere close to being done enjoying it yet.

[suchanexquisitelie]

[sissyhiyah]

The woman that can’t stop laughing makes my soul smile.

[reserve]

[kid-0]

Dance, dance

[mildsenpai]

[ninjaprincess-kimyubin]

Yubin + Kasper  (◡‿◡✿)

[mymodernmet]

[changesagrd]

[eroticfriendfictions]