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I'm here to escape my players

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DM Tip -

Never be afraid to use classic monsters and flavour them to be horrifying.

Vampires? Cool. Vampires with crooked spines and giant fucking teeth? Even cooler. Everyone loves a creepy atmosphere and an even creepier monster to fight.

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My siblings, Sister-in-law and I decided to torture my husband in our new campaign.

We're playing three Elven (or in my sibling's case, Elven adjacent) Blood Hunter siblings all with different Fathers and a knack for arguing all the time.

The campaign setting is a sci-fi dating show run by my husband, who was *NOT* prepared for the bullshit we're about to put him through.

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I've never written anything like the current story I'm working on, and the biggest fear of every single writer has come crawling back to haunt me-- what if I'm secretly extremely mediocre?

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Being a writer means you have to learn about everything.

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And be confident in that knowledge enough to write about it.

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Wanna distract your players for an hour whole you frantically search for that monster stat block you lost?

Introducing - Fabulous Fuablo's Fantastical Pets

A travelling pet store that appears right when it needs to, full of tiny adorable animals that will tempt your players and force them to come together to count gold for how much that fuckin bespectacled baby bat is.

Works every time. The more ridiculous the animals, the better.

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DM Pro Tip -

Information your players missed or quests they ignored can always be recycled for later...

Or used as consequences for their later actions. Whichever works best.

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My friend is playing Skyrim for the first time

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Skyrim moment

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Forever remembering the time I made an Intellect Devourer shake ass for 24 hours with Mass Suggestion..... My DM was so pissed.

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The best way to piss off your DM

Is to wait until they tell you that it's impossible to make friends with all the Intellect Devourers you are in combat with,

and then cast Mass Suggestion to make them your friends for 24 hours.

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But make it like, a daily cycle

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Today's D&D and DM pro tip.

Give two of your players voodoo dolls of themselves that will stop at nothing to escape and do *something*.

You don't have to tell them what it is. You don't even have to give reason. Just watch them squirm and freak out.

A good way to fill 30-45 minutes.

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Be me, humble Barbarian, desperate for a whirlwind summer romance

Except we're playing Eve of Ruin and Mordenkainen doesn't want to romance me :'(

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My DM used to be a part of an underground D&D ring.

It was held in a Baptist church and run by the Pastor, who notoriously loves Dungeons and Dragons and video games.

They had to do it in secret, because several of the older church members, 70+, weren't about that life.

I never knew churches could be so metal.

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When is doubt, sleep with your friend's mom.

In D&D, of course.

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I will now be naming all of my towns after franchises.

Enjoy the town of Coldstone, where their biggest export is frozen confections.

The city of Outback, where their cattle is the finest in the desert land.

Or how about the village of Chick, and its sister towns Fill and A.

The possibilities are endless and the jokes write themselves.

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Our DM gave us a shared bag of holding.

It's called the "Bag of Sharing" and we each got a fanny pack type bag that meets the big one that one of us carries. So all of our items and supplies can get shared.

Today, one of our party members stored a martini in her bag, and another party member dipped his hand in it.

10/10 Magic Item