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kalasinambrosius:

I always was able to heal all my injuries with magic – or I mean, my family healed it for me, since I’m the worst. But maybe someday! You’d be the first person to sign my cast, duh. And I’ll still love you even in your terrible adorable neckbrace. We could look for some together! It’s been a while since we played our fanfiction game, we could change up the rules this time, make it about searching for the best fic in a specific category instead of the worst one or something. Wait, people really said that? Blocked and reported, I hope! Lando was definitely amazing, you’ve got that right. I think I would have rather seen a Lando movie with Han as a minor character instead of the way they did it, you know?

I don’t know, I bet we could come up with enough ideas to last a show for like, three decades if we wanted to, we’re very creative! Maybe TV show writers are just as ingenious as us. It’s so fun! I have my fall classes picked out already but I wouldn’t mind overloading. Or we could look for one in the winter instead.

If you do ever want to blackmail me, can it be… sexy? Like private blackmail stuff? Hmm… I don’t know if it depends on the size so much as the breed. I bet like, retrievers or other really calm dogs would be up for it, don’t you?

That’s so wild. I never got injured a lot, never enough for a cast, but the idea that it could be magicked away is way too intriguing. It’d be weird to wear a cast without being injured just to get people to sign it, right? Aww, thanks, babe. I’d love you even in one of those weird cones they put dogs in, though I’m not sure why you’d ever be in one of those. Are you talking about a fanfic battle reprise? Because you’re so on! The best in a specific category sounds like a good change now that we’re the best couple ever instead of the worst at pretending we don’t want to kiss all the time. And yeah, people were TOTALLY shipping Han and Qi’ra more than him and Leia, it broke my heart all the way and if it weren’t for your existence, my heart would have remained broken. Yes, I totally agree! A Lando movie featuring a Han cameo would’ve been baller but alas, we don’t control the universe.

That’s ambitious! And totally accurate - I feel like I get more and more ideas the more I talk to you and since we love talking, we have an endless supply here between me and you, babe! I say we try for winter? My fall classes are looking kind of impacted. I’m so not looking forward to school for like the first time in my life, oops. I love school, don’t get me wrong, but it’s so nice to just lay around you all day and not worry about anything else.

...Now that’s something I think I can manage. We should try that. Soon. Really calm dogs sound the way to go, yeah, which is nice because those are also the cuddly ones. And we’re way too cuddle-buggy to not have a cuddly dog.

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Lyssa: 😇 😍 😊 Maybe just a little bit!

Lyssa: I know I should just be glad that they're getting kindness even if they don't deserve it, because everyone deserves to have nice things... and I know our parents would never choose them over us, but SOME OF MY FRIENDS MIGHT START TO and then what if they don't talk to me anymore? Dudley seems WAY too fond of Dixie.

Lyssa: ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A SEX TALK RIGHT NOW?

Lyssa: AWWW! Lev, I'm so excited for you!!! WHEN ARE YOU TAKING HER TO MEET MOM AND DAD?

Lev: YOU DESERVE IT 😍😍😍

Lev: I don't know, I feel like you're allowed, nay, encouraged to be more petty than THAT. They were awful people for no reason, why do they deserve kindness? It's clearly not doing them any favors and if someone's kind to them only to get a stab in the back later? It's too much. UUHHH do you really want a friend who'd stop talking to you because they like those jerks anyway?

Lev: I DON'T KNOW, SHOULD I BE?

Lev: UH WHEN SHE FEELS COMFORTABLE LEAVING WALT? For magic-related reasons, she feels safest within Walt's bubble, but one day she'll leave and we'll see Camelot and the castle back home and the Hobbit Holes! Or if I want to get to it sooner, I can always fly Mom and Dad out here to meet her! They'd love her so much.

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KALLY: (I've been so worried I'D be the one to blurt it out too soon! I mean, it only would have been too soon if it scared you, I guess. But it's not really too soon if it's really what I feel, right? I'm so in love with you too, Leverett Lumos :D)

KALLY: (Haha oh my gosh, should we start looking out the windows to see if we have peepers? It's a pretty damn good solution, if I do say so myself. LBR we'd end up de-oranging eventually anyway, we do kind of have sleepovers every night lol) That's definitely the most important line, who can blame you for thinking that? Even my hair? GASP. This is a big step for you, babe! I'm so proud! lol

KALLY: (I mean... would that be so wrong? :D) OH MY GOSH NO, I WANT ORION TO LIKE ME TOO, HE CURRENTLY DOESN'T. MAYBE WE JUST NEED TO GET HIM A RESPONSIBLE SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND LET THEM BABYSIT TOGETHER AND THEN MAYBE HE'LL LIKE ME AGAIN!

KALLY: THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE EVEN MORE NERD MOMENTS??? WHAT PART OF THIS FACE SCREAMS 'DON'T DO BIG ADORABLE ROMANTIC THINGS'??

LEV: (Are you kidding? I love being on the same page as you but WOW WE COULD'VE SAID IT SO MUCH SOONER LOL. I wasn't scared of scaring you off though tbh. I mean, I was scared I'd say it too soon and make things awkward, but I didn't think you'd, like, leave if that makes sense? I'm in this, 100%. I love you, I love you so so much. There's no too soon for that.)

LEV: (It might be necessary! Or motion-activated cameras that we can check on our phones and feel like spies watching lol. I wish we could live together. Is that weird to say? We have sleepovers almost every night so I don't think it's weird to say but yolo) Even your hair lol! I couldn't have taken the step without you, you're my inspiration :-P

LEV: (I don't think it'd be wrong at all LMAO. I so want to be that couple with you. I want it so much its insane.) HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU? I HAVE TO QUESTION HIS JUDGEMENT THERE THEN, OOPS. AT LEAST CREEPY GANI SEEMS LIKE A FAN BUT HEY, THE SIG OTHER THING MIGHT WORK? DOES HE LIKE BOYS, GIRLS, BOTH, OR NEITHER?

LEV: I DON'T KNOW, I'LL NEED TO TAKE A VERY CLOSE LOOK AT YOUR FACE FIRST AND GIVE YOU MY FINDINGS AFTER :)

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KALLY: It still sounds like wishful thinking but it's really adorable that you believe your very nice but very kooky friend :-p (I love you too

KALLY: (I DO love orange, and that one was a more recent addition so I bet nobody else we know has really claimed it as their thing yet. Pfffsh, you could totally pull off orange if we were ever in the mood to get matchy matchy - and if you didn't, I could pull the orange off of you, problem solved ;-) ) Ooh which other one? I only know You and Me, and Hanging By a Moment. And you wanted your girlfriend to be as cool as him too? 😂😂😂 It's okay, your secret's safe with me :-p

KALLY: (I don't think I'd ever want to make it a secret. #couplegoals, baby :D) YEAH, GANI ISN'T ALLOWED TO BABYSIT, AND ORION MIGHT LIKE... DROP A BABY INTO A POND OR SOMETHING SO NOT HIM, EITHER. GOOD THING YOUR SISTERS ARE RESPONSIBLE! 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 Challenge accepted!

KALLY: CAN I HAVE A TOTAL NERD MOMENT AND REQUEST WE VISIT THE SHIRE???

LEV: A good future lawyer can argue for either side LOL. (There aren't enough fries and ice cream emojis in the world to really express how happy that makes me to hear. I didn't want to say it too soon in case it freaked you out because I know but it got SO HARD not to say it when I was just thinking it all the time and I'm glad you're good with it. I'm so lucky to know you too, and that you didn't close yourself off, because I'm so in love with you and it's honestly amazing.)

LEV: (Unless we have a stalker, which is always possible lol we're too cute not to watch. 🧡 And heeeeey, I'm not going to argue with that solution 😉) I was definitely thinking of Hanging By a Moment, and the line "I'm falling even more in love with you" - which I used to think was the title when I was, like, 10, fun fact lol. You are infinitely better than Rainier, even your hair. And he has, like, model-good hair, but I love your curls like crazy.

LEV: (Oh gosh when we have a dog Instagram it's totally going to end up doubling as a #couplegoals account, isn't it?) OKAY BUT YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONES TO TELL THEM THEY CAN'T BABYSIT, I WANT YOUR FAMILY TO LIKE ME. AND TRUE, THEY'LL JUST READ TO THE BABY A LOT LOL.

LEV: I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH OMG. YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE NERD MOMENTS YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU REALIZE IT MIGHT MAKE ME SAY BIG DUMB ROMANTIC STUFF. But I've ALWAYS wanted to visit the Shire, we HAVE to.

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Lyssa: You're right :) See, this is what older, wiser big brothers are for! To remind me to calm down and just wait for good things to happen at graduation 😍😍😍

Lyssa: LAINE ALSO HAD TO LIVE WITH THEM ALL YEAR, THOUGH! SHE MIGHT BE MORE BIASED THAN YOU ARE! I don't know, but they're coming to our HOME. And I bet Mom and Dad are going to be NICE to them!

Lyssa: I can't even tell you not to spend your entire summer buried in books because I know I'll spend my entire summer in books like I always do. Although... maybe less than usual. I might want to actually have some adventures 😃 Try some new things, you know? (You're her BOYFRIEND LOL!!! You're not a stalker!)

Lyssa: You're right again! Stop being right, I'm smudging my phone from hitting the same letters too many times 😤 Or maybe it's more than okay and she's super ready to hear it from you! You'll have to let me know how it goes!

Lev: An ICONIC time for it to happen! Now who's living out a romcom? :-P

Lev: IF SHE'S MORE BIASED THAN I AM AND HER OPINION IS STILL TO EXPOSE THEM THOUGH THAT WILL SPEAK VOLUMES! And that's not fair lol Mom and Dad are nice to everyone.

Lev: YOU CAN'T, it'd be massively hypocritical :-P but adventures sound fun too! I hope you love all the new things you try and that YOU'RE SAFE WITH ALL THE NEW THINGS YOU TRY, REALLY REALLY SAFE.

Lev: 😃 Asking me to stop being right is like asking the world to stop spinning, sorry! In this case though, I'll turn the tables and say that YOU'RE right. She was more than okay with it. I'm officially IN LOVE 😍😍😍

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lainelumos:

Yeah! I lost Most Likely to Rule a Kingdom and valedictorian to Vivien White, but at least l haveschool spirit. Lyssa got prom queen. I have school spirit. So maybe she’s the one that’ll take over the school! I always should’ve known I’d be in her shadow eventually.

You say that like it’s a bad thing - school spirit means you were crazy involved and that when people think of someone to represent Walt High, they think of you! I don’t know why it has to be one of you or the other, though. You’re twins! Duos are always stronger together, right? And between the two of you, it feels like you’ve got all the bases covered. And this is why we weren’t triplets, because I’d add nothing to the equation.

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kalasinambrosius:

We can make yours super stylish, like a signed cast or something. Or get you a patterned neckbrace, I think you’d look especially handsome with the Flash’s lightning bolts wrapped around you. Please! I love to pretend go karts are just real life Mario Kart, nobody needs to know there are less bananas. That’s totally understandable, too, I kind of shipped that one as well. I like Arya as a concept better than people shipping her with Sansa – like, why? Announcing it post Carrie seems so hateful, why would he do that? I still hate Han having any non-Leia love interest, too, but at least the movie turned out okay. I mean, we did see it like three times, and I only missed half the movie kissing you once, so it can’t have been that bad.

I wonder if that’s how episodes get produced – I know nothing about TV scripts but maybe that’s how people audition to be writers for shows. Maybe we need to stop paying so much attention to law and science and take classes for fun on screenwriting, or am I getting way too crazy here? I don’t know, I imagined it was more salt and peppery but I could be getting silver haired definitions way backwards. Silver vixens, I like that.

No, not creepy! If I ever see you taking screenshots of Snapchat, I get all blushy and excited instead of feeling weird about it or wondering how you’re going to blackmail me with embarrassing photos later. Oh my gosh, I’m in love! Do you think the dog will like the hood, though?

I’ve always wanted a signed cast, honestly! It makes it look like you have a ton of friends, but oh man, somehow I never considered a patterned neckbrace. I vote for that one, it’s more bad-ass and offers more chance for customization. If it’s between which Stark sister to ship Danaerys with, I’d pick Arya too, but I never would’ve considered her in the first - if you know of any good fic for that though, link me, I’d love to see what you see. It was weird seeing Han love someone else but the hardest part was seeing people online saying Qi’ra was his soulmate, but it was also the first Star Wars movie I got to see with you in theaters so I could never hate it. Besides, Glover as Lando killed it!

I’m sure that’s how some must get their start, right? It seems like it’d be hard to keep thinking of ideas, if a couple of randos come and give you one and it works, why not, right? You and me taking classes not related to our careers? I’d like to call it crazy but honestly, that sounds like a stupid amount of fun; as long as we keep up study sessions, I would be down! We deserve a chance to flex our creative muscles, too.

Oh, good! I could never blackmail you using those photos anyway, you’re too pretty like literally all the time. Right?! I think it depends on our dog? If they don’t like the hood they don’t have to but, ugh, it’d be the cutest! Do you think smaller or bigger dogs are more tolerant of that kind of thing?

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kalasinambrosius:

See, and this is why communication is so important! Now I know, so you better wear a helmet next time we go to the Family Fun Center. Or you could even wear a preemptive neck brace – I don’t anticipate whiplash damage but I don’t want to hurt you on accident, either! I mean… I would have loved to have seen Dany with Robb Stark, so I can’t judge. Or Dany with Arya; the age difference between actors is weird but the characters? Not so much! Do you remember when the movie was announced? Was it in the world with Carrie, or without Carrie?

Okay, I get the feeling that there’s more lawful good in your family, though, I’m sure she’d leave room for you to get sentenced for some particularly heinous crimes. Are we planning a Law & Order couple now too? We’d be great writers for that, you might be onto something. A total silver fox, huh? Or are you so silver by then the name doesn’t even apply? I’ve always gotten the impression it’s kind of for greying people, not total grey haired men. And what do we call grey haired ladies? Are they foxes too or do they get a different animal?

You are! i’m pretty sure there are like, a grand total of zero pictures I’ve posted recently where you didn’t also get to see my look in person, too. Um, duh! How much fun are we going to have dressing our dog up as BB8 all the time? The world deserves to see.

A preemptive neck brace? Someone thinks highly of her destructive abilities - that said, I'll definitely wear one. Even if I don't get whiplash, it'll make you look like a badass and when else can I tell people I had a Mario Kart injury? I lowkey shipped her with Yara Greyjoy at least for a moment, but I can't judge either. Dany and Arya though? Never would've thought of that one. According to the Wiki, Lucas started work on it in 2012, but I feel like it was announced post-Carrie.

I know I'm lawful good, but I don't want to presume my sisters are too, even if I'm 99.99% sure that they are. I would love to plan a Law & Order couple, who would be better at writing that than us? Imagine if we wrote a fanfiction thingy and sent it in and they actually made it an episode? That'd be wild, but they must be thirsty for new material, right? Is there a limit on how silver you can get before you're a silver fox? I always assumed any silver could qualify - but I'd imagine we could call grey-haired ladies silver vixens if we're sticking with the fox theme.

And I love seeing your look in person but it's nice to have photos too for those rare occasions I'm not close enough to see you - is that creepy? And I know! They make some really cute costumes, check this one out!

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KALLY: LOL I don't know if I'd say gullible, but didn't Troy Bolton come first? I mean, Robbie was ALIVE, but too young to really be copied. Maybe her brother got plastic surgery to look more like Troy? LOL no, you can't make me wear them alone! I'm sure they'd have boxers for guys, they'd be cute. And if you're worried about shrimp trauma I'm sure I could help you make it all better 🍦🍦🍦 (I do, I definitely do. I'm just... you know, if I'm not good enough and I'm never safe to leave WAlt? I'd understand. I mean, if you wanted to leave me behind. But I don't want to think about that yet, not when we're only sophomores.)

KALLY: (I almost just suggested changing hearts to some random emoji that has a special meaning for us, but I mean - hearts do their job so well, maybe we just need to pick a special us color for it instead so they're almost as good :-p) You just figured that out? 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 Kidding. I'm glad if anybody's going to think so it's you, though. That's just because you know the real Rainier well enough to spot an impostor! Although should I be worried about the fact that you jumped straight to him of all the people I could transform into??? Lol was the feeling inferior to him thing rooted in a little castle crush? :-p

KALLY: (And notebooks are so easy to steal, I kind of love the idea of someone trying to take it and realizing just how grossly adorable we are :p) I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'D RESPOND TO SUING, SHE'D PROBABLY TRY TO WIPE OUR MEMORIES SO WE THOUGHT WE NEVER HAD A BABY AT ALL. I could always try using different body parts than just my hands, too ;-)

KALLY: 😘😘😘 I know I'm going to live a long time and see a lot of new wonders of the world someday but going to Greece would be cool to see like, the OLD wonders. What about you? Do you have a couple of top places to go??

LEV: Robbie would've been 9ish, and computer programs can age up a person! Maybe that's what they used as a model? And WOW lol why am I trying to defend THAT theory, it makes no sense 😂 You present an intriguing offer, because seeing how you help me cope with shrimp trauma could be interesting 🍦🍦🍦 but lol fine. Boxer twins we shall be! (I know that life is long and unpredictable and we have no idea what the future holds, but I can tell you that I never want to leave you behind. I love you.)

LEV: (Hearts are pretty ubiquitous - maybe the orange heart could be the special us heart? Given that you're the only person in the world that looks good in orange lol it'd work for me! 🧡) I keep figuring out how perfect you are over and over again, it's crazy! It's like that Lifehouse song - not the one we danced to, but that other one 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦. HAHA Rainier was never a castle crush, I can swear that up and down. I just, idk, always wanted to be as cool as him so it felt like the natural suggestion 😂

LEV: (LMAO they'd be in for the sweetest surprise 🧡 though I don't think we make a secret of how grossly adorable we are, I kind of can't help it around you.) THAT'S SO SCARY, I'M NEVER GOING TO TAKE MY EYES OFF OUR BABY WTH. adfdkjfalkd 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 you're amazing. I would love to see you try ;)

LEV: Greece sounds fantastic, honestly. I liked the idea of visiting the Mediterranean countries - Italy, Greece, Spain, Morocco. I'd say those are my top places for sure, but any place in the planet sounds good with you. 🍟🍟🍟

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lainelumos:

I still can’t believe you didn’t get a single thing – not even Best Smile? Or Coolest Dork? I would’ve made that category for you if I’d been in charge then. But I’m not really vying for anything in particular – Most Likely to Rule a Kingdom would be nice, but I’m still waiting to see if I got valedictorian. That’s the real title I’m coveting.

Nope! If only Coolest Dork was a category back then, but alas, I went unremembered unlike you, Most School Spirited! Imagine getting that and valedictorian - the Lumos twins are going to take over the school! I always knew you guys would.

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Lyssa: Ugh, except I STILL haven't done more than kiss his cheek. Not that I'm complaining! I really like him, and I'm so glad he was my prom date. But do you think there's something wrong with me? I mean, I haven't gone for it because I don't know what I'm doing, but why hasn't he? I thought for a second at prom... but then the stink bombs went off and by the end of the night we still hadn't, I don't know. I don't think Vivi's the sabotage type, more the hard work variety or else the win doesn't feel right :p

Lyssa: I don't know. I mean, I PRAY I'll have different roommates this year, but do I really want my last mark on Walt High to be like... a Tweedle expose? That seems dumb. Not that I'd publish it in the newspaper! Or would I? No, that's like... so extra, yikes, just tell me to stop, LEVERETT! (Let the full naming cycle begin)

Lyssa: If it's the first six and you're not into it by the time you're done with them, you'll probably be NEVER into it, so it's worth a try! I mean, everyone has to do homework! It may not be fun but it would be better than doing it without you, I'd hope. (Please. YOu'd notice! I've been around you, you never take your eyes off her for long :p)

Lyssa: LOL I have a feeling I'll word-vomit 'I love you' out first anyway, so it probably won't be an issue. SHhh you're just biased OKAY WOW JUST PROVED MY OWN POINT, SORRY. But you know who else is biased? YOUR GIRLFRIEND :-p

Lev: I don't think there's anything wrong with you! It's just how it goes sometimes. There were SO many times that I was hanging out with Kally that I thought we were right about to kiss and we didn't and it made me worry that I was reading everything wrong but sometimes it's just the moment? And sometimes it just happens! You're fine, he appreciates you, that's what's important!

Lev: I don't want to tell you to stop, ALYSSA, because in any story and anything a Tweedle expose would be really cool. The chance to publish it in the paper is gone but idk, maybe a secret blog? NO, THAT'S TOO EXTRA, DON'T LISTEN TO ME. Ask Laine, she's more sensible!

Lev: The first six Animorphs it is! At least I don't have to worry about that over the summer so much, even if there is a TON of reading "suggested" still 😬 (LMAO you make me sound like a stalker!)

Lev: LMAO MOOD. Albie seems like the kind of guy who won't be a dick about word-vomit I love yous so that's a good sign. AND YEP, LAWYERED. Kally's LESS biased towards me than you are, maybe, but she and I always have thrown around a LOT of the 'love' word and have all but said it outright so maybe it's okay?

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Have you ever had an orgasm with a partner?

Yup, and it’s the greatest thing ever! 10/10, would recommend! Orgasming, anyway, not my partner - not that @kalasinambrosius isn’t completely worth the recommendation! She’s just, you know, taken.

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kalasinambrosius:

You think that you’re more road ragey than me, really? Wow, clearly I’ve been going too easy on you because you’re cute and I don’t want you to be a sore loser who withholds cuddling if I beat you. But next time, I’m taking that risk, I want to be a bad driver, too! Oh, that’s true; I thought Jorah was so creepy for so long that I never considered him as a real romantic option for Dany, but those people exist. And hey, the way she was looking at him when they said goodbye last season, I have to give them that moment. No, I think that’s how movies work, although maybe she won’t be. Maybe they want to keep what he has with Leia as special.

I mean, your sister could probably do a great job, she’s a writer, right? But if I’m worried I’m going to blow it and you’re going to end up in jail without me, I’ll be sure to call on her to add some umph to my statement. No, no, Dagger’s a totally underappreciated hero, maybe if we did rip her off then we could get sued and the lawsuit would bring more awareness to the pair, wouldn’t that be great? Then good thing I like being the chief detective on the case of Leverett Lumos! Trial date set for like, fifty years from now, so I’ve got plenty of time to keep searching.

I need to show you her Instagram, she’s been getting so much free stuff from other pet companies who want to get positive press, it’s so adorable. Every new picture with her is like, the fifth best part of my day, after you, food, you, and fanfiction. Level Ten, huh? Sounds like a goal to me, and who doesn’t like to reach their goals? We got this, babe!

I can acknowledge that you have more road rage than I do, don't worry! I just think it'd be productive to channel that road rage into top speed driving and thus you should be the one behind the wheel - if you have been going easy on me though, stop that nonsense right now! You could never crush me badly enough that I'd withhold cuddles, I'm not a maniac and I can’t resist. He was definitely not a Prince Charming type, no, but people ship it! Almost exclusively because of that moment, I'm sure, but I feel like people ship Dany with everyone though. What Han had with Leia is the most special even if he had something before, but yeah, it'd feel almost weird with how recently Carrie passed.

Honestly, you two as a writing team talking me up? I'd get away with anything in the whole world! That's almost too much power for one man. But that's interesting, actually, and kind of sounds like the plot to an episode of Law and Order about some plagiarizer who does the crime because they think the original deserves so much more attention - if that isn't an episode, it should be. Let's set the trial date for sixty years from now, I have a feeling I'm going to look real good when I'm in my 80s, and looking good is half the battle in court, after all. Trust me, I'm a lawyer.

You have to, please! Animal Instas are the best, aside from yours, but I'm lucky enough to basically only need to roll over to see your face most of the time. And if she's the fifth best part of your day, I wanna meet her! When we get a dog, she's totally getting an Insta, right? Or he, I'm not too set on a gender for our future pet.

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How often do you masturbate?

A lot less often than I used to.

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KALLY: 🍦🍦🍦 YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL 🍟🍟🍟

KALLY: Not the best thing in the world, but it could be worse! It could be Camp Rock! LOL I can safely say I've never heard the phrase 'taking it hard' before but I'm more than happy to take it hard anyway 🍦🍦🍦 Good thing I'm not most people and I'm pretty sure I'd love every single part of you, whether you think it's unsexy or not. Just spend lazy Saturdays walking around in nothing but Jumbo Shrimp attire lol. I wonder if they sell underwear. (I know. Don't worry, you're perfect. I just don't want to keep bringing up the past when it's -- you know, the past. You're my future, I don't even want to compare the two, just sometimes my brain does it anyway lol)

KALLY: (🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦) That's impressive since I'm pretty pale :p Or I was before I started running outside so much, ba dum tss. I can't tell you what kind of disguises, then you'll know it's me even more easily than I hope you'll already know it's me. Although... I mean, if I ever manage to master my magic, the disguise might be REALLY good. Like, bye bye legs and eyes 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 Best night ever. Until the next best night ever and the next one and the next one, all with you of course 🍟🍟🍟

KALLY: (We should make the list together! Better than searching to see where each of our billion and ones overlap 🍟🍟🍟🍟) LOL I DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW GANI FEELS ABOUT BABIES, THIS IS NOT A CONVERSATION WE'VE HAD. ALSO MAYBE I'M WORRIED SHE'D STEAL THEM INSTEAD OF TEACHING THEM? Or rip them myself :-p (YAAAAAY!!!! CHALLENGE ACTIVATED! 🏃🏃🏃)

KALLY: He is. I really miss him sometimes, you know? And I was only like six, I did not take pictures! He probably has some, but I haven't ever actually asked. A very good reason to celebrate by ourselves, huh?? 🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟🍦🍦🍦🍟🍟🍟 I feel like 'I don't care where I am as long as I'm with you' is the WRONG answer so maybe... Greece? Or Russia?

LEV: 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 THE BEST DEAL I'VE EVER HAD

LEV: HSM Is weirder to me than Camp Rock because Pippa SWEARS Troy Bolton is like some 3D print of her brother and I'm lowkey inclined to believe her? Does that make me too gullible lol? But true, I can't remember a single Camp Rock song, thank goodness. 🍦🍦🍦 Have I mentioned lately how extremely grateful I am that you're not most people? It's my favorite thing about you, your youness - it makes it very easy to love every part of you too 🍦🍦🍦. If they DO sell Jumbo Shrimp underwear, I dare you to wear them; they'd probably look better on you, and besides, having a shrimp anywhere near a guy's junk seems..odd. (That's how the brain works, it's okay! We're literally wired to compare stuff, it's how we stay alive lol. But thank you. For saying that. Because you're my future too and it's just the best thing to know that you see it like that, too 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦)

LEV: (I was going to bust out a million heart emojis in response LOL but somehow they lack the weight that we appointed our fries and ice cream instead 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 you're the greatest, Kal) She's smart, she's pretty, AND she tells bad joke? 😂😂😂 You're the total package omfg. Okay, future challenge accepted - I'd know who you were even if you looked like, idk, Rainier, you'll see lol. Your'e unmistakable 🍦🍦🍦🍦 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 We have so many best nights ever ahead of us, it'd almost be overwhelming if it wasn't so exciting lol.

LEV: (Let's do it! 🍟🍟🍟 I have like a billion unused notebook if you want to make our list of titles all old school and official lol) NO OFFENSE TO YOUR SISTER BUT IF SHE STEALS OUR BABIES I'M SUING HER FOR EVERYTHING SHE OWNS. And ooohhh ripping my clothes yourself is a good option, I vote that one 🍦🍦🍦

LEV: I'm sure you do, and I'm sure he knows that. You have a long time to hang with your dad though and it'll be awesome, I just know it 🧡 A very VERY good reason to celebrate by ourselves, that sounds nice, right? 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 There's no such thing as wrong answer LOL but Greece or Russia are definitely more HELPFUL. And they both sound beautiful tbh. I've read a lot about Greece bc law lol and I've heard everywhere that pictures don't do it justice.

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Since I’m a soon-to-be Walt High grad, it’s my pleasure for my final order of business as your student council president (you know, aside from hopefully being valedictorian as well) to be introducing your Class of 2018 superlatives! Voting opens this week, and the yearbook is so excited to see who you all choose for what category.

leverettlumos

As long as you win any superlatives, you’ll be doing better than I was at your age. Good luck with all of that! I hope you get the one that you want, whichever that is - let me guess, Most Likely to Rule a Kingdom?

#dash #laine #dash: laine

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Lyssa: Not to diss your strategy then but I very much hope my first kiss is with someone I actually like and not with just a friend who's willing to kiss me to see how it goes :-p I won't lie, I kind of thought about kissing Sydney when we were at the Valentine's Dance to help him make Bianca jealous but I'm sooooo glad that didn't happen. If I hadn't danced with Albie I might have done it though oops. She's not super mean? She just doesn't hide the fact that she sees us as competition and she wants to beat us lol.

Lyssa: Clem kind of suggested I go all Nancy Drew on them and figure out who else they've done this kind of stuff to and gotten away with it for. SHHHH, THAT FEELS LIKE A JINX, LEVERETT! HE MIGHT SAY NO BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GO WITH SOMEBODY ELSE INSTEAD OR BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO AT ALL SINCE HIS LAST PROM WAS PRETTY MUCH PERFECT!

Lyssa: Just in digital downloads, I think they're mostly out of print now unfortunately :( It would be expensive to buy them all since they're kind of rare. Lol you could still spend time together and have study dates! It may not be the most exciting hours you spend together but it's still time together, right?

Lyssa: It was but it also happened on the OC! And I think on at least a couple of other shows, too. Start paying attention and I bet you'll find it more often. As your little sister I think you're great and have done lots of things to deserve it, but for whatever reason you don't see yourself the same way I do :-p

Lev: No diss taken lol :-P If that's really what you want, I'm glad you didn't end up going through with it lol just another reason to be grateful for a dance with The Boy. Ah, I see. That's better than mean, good! If she ever tries to sabotage you guys to beat you, though, let me know. Idk what I'll do but that feels like I should do something, especially since I didn't even catch that the Tweedles were mean to you and asjdfkl

Lev: Are you going to do it?? Go all Nancy Drew, I mean? I'M SORRY ALYSSA, I'M JUST HOPEFUL FOR YOU. I KNOCKED ON WOOD AND TOSSED SALT OVER MY BACK TO REVERSE-JINX, BUT TRY TO GET THOSE NEGATIVE WHAT-IFS OUT OF YOUR HEAD, OKAY? IF THAT HAPPENS IT HAPPENS, BUT IF NOT? IT'LL BE GREAT!

Lev: Yeah, Cap said something similar :-P They have maybe six of them in the bookstore though which is a start lol. And yeeaaah, everything's fun with her so study dates would be great - it's just hard lol because I want her to have fun with everything we do and what if it's fun for me but it bores her out of her mind and I don't even notice?

Lev: WHY is that a thing that's happened on several shows? That's so jerkish omg - if a guy ever gets pissed at you for not saying 'Ily' back, do not proceed, seriously. LOL well, as your big brother, I think you're great and have done loads to deserve great things too so :)

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