Humanity's Biggest (Connie/Marco) Simp

♦️ on hiatus forever ♦️ fanfics for aot, haikyuu and jjk ♦

[levis-hazelnut]

This be an archive now 😌

Welcome to my magical palace, I hope you enjoy your time here. The blogger goes by the name Hazel and uses she/her pronouns

This is a manga spoiler-free zone. It's completely SFW, although there might be very slightly suggestive content.

my current concern: connie my beloved pretty dumbass and eren my precious lil mass murderer and marco my precious baby 🥺

side blog: @baby-mochi7 (for non-anime rbs)

↪ Centaur - see here to know the rules that apply to enter my palace

↪ Griffin - find out how to enter my palace and what rules apply here

↪ Pegasus - see what is currently in store in my palace

↪ Mermaid - here are the different names of the ethereal creatures I keep in my palace

↪ My most recent works:

Connie when realises that he wants to marry you hcs

Eren x Reader Lazy Kisses (Modern AU)

Eren x Reader Something Special (Modern AU)

↪ most recent series:

Levi x Reader Bundles of Joy (Modern AU)

most recent parts:

Part 9 - Patience

part 8 - Lovers' Quarrel

part 7 - Christmas

[levis-hazelnut]

my goodbye post <3

i know i haven't written my fic for my collab and some others haven't either but i don't have the motivation to write anymore so imma just dip now but thank you to those who entered it and did write something 🥰 and just thank you so much to all of you for everything hehe 💖

[levis-hazelnut]

Hi, there, I'd love to join your collab!! Please sign me up for pregnant!Sasha after the end of the manga (it's gonna be a canon divergence and Jean's the baby's father btw because Jeansasha is my OTP and I can't stop writing about my babies)

hi love of course i'll put you up on my list right now hehe thank you for joining 🥰

hazel's baby fever collab

[levis-hazelnut]

HAZEL IM GONNA MISS YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH!!! PLEASE I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST LIFE AND I HOPE THINGS GO YOUR WAY AND IM REALLY GONNA MISS YA.

i really hope things go ur way and u succeed in life! i love u hazel, thank u for all the memories! please never forget me!! stay safe love <3

IZZY BAE 🥺 imma miss you so much too and thank you so so so much you're so sweet i swear i love you i will never forget you or any of my moots hehe but i wish the same thing for you I'm hoping you have a happy and successful life 😌🥰

[levis-hazelnut]

WAIF I HAVE BEEN OUT FOR SO LONG FORST OF ALL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND SECOND OF ALL CONGRATS ON 1K FOLLOWERS AND THIRD OF ALL NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS OR WHAT YOU DO REMEMBER THAT YOUR HANDSOME BABY (AKA ME) IS ALWAYS HERE TO SUPPORT AND HELP YOU OUT OKAY? I LOVE YOU. WE ALL LOVE YOU HAZEL.

I LOVE YOU TOO AND THANK YOU SO MUCH LOVE YOU ARE THE SWEETEST 🥺🥰 and you remember that your beautiful princess will do the same for you hehe I'm 100% behind you all the time i love you so much 🏃🏽‍♀️

[levis-hazelnut]

HOLD ON I JUST ARRIVED HAZEL YOU'RE LEAVING?

HI MY HANDSOME BABY BUT YEAH IMMA LEAVE IN LIKE A WEEK (and i haven't made any progress on the fic I'm supposed to be writing for my own collab LMAO) BUT DW YOU HAVE MY DISCORD SO WE CAN STILL TALK

[levis-hazelnut]

I bestoweth to thee the greatest of nights.

May I chooseth JSC as the unclets and auntlet for the eremika baby that wasn’t born because of isayamas lack of balls (pussy).

Many thanks to you good sire.

I bid you adieu ✌🏻

of courseth you can fair maiden imma love reading that it's gonna be a cute and fun mess 😌 thank you for joining hehe <33

hazel's baby fever collab

[levis-hazelnut]

also 🥺 you’re leaving after your event? imma be out here sobbing, and missing you 😭

LMAO you're so adorable imma miss you too but i have discord if you (and anyone else that sees this) want it since I'm active there 🥰

[levis-hazelnut]

I FORGOT TO COME TELL YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY IM SO SORRY 😭😭 happy late birthday, angel!!! i hope that you had a great day <33

ITS OKAY MY LOVE THANK YOU SO MUCH THOUGH 🥺🥰💖 i did have a great day hehe but i hope you've been doing well <3

[levis-hazelnut]

okay okay! Please sign me up for babysitter Levi x reader! I have an idea!! I'll start it soon ☺

Ah! My first collab!

ahhh of course love!!! hehe i can't wait to see what you come up with thank you for joining 🥰

hazel's baby fever collab

[levis-hazelnut]

HAZEL LEMME JOIN UR EVENT

i can do uhhhhh babysitter!jean and single dad!levi

might take me a little bit but i will get it done as soon as i can!!!

YESSS OF COURSE MY LOVE hehe you don't have to do 2 if you arent able to but its up to you the more fics from hades the better 😩

hazel's baby fever collab

[levis-hazelnut]

hehe hi my lovely angels!! i know this says 1k event but we can also see it as a 'hazel is leaving tumblr' event because i'm dipping once it's done 😌 but anywaysss the details are below:

'tis be a collab called BABY FEVER

it could be about anything to do with children - from your chosen character being a parent to them finding out they are going to be a parent or them babysitting a child, anything to do with that!

all you have to do is send me an ask telling me who your chosen character is and a brief summary of it (e.g. "i would like to join your collab and i'm writing for single dad eren meeting reader" or something like that)

NO NSFW please keep it SFW

it doesn't matter how long it is but please remember to put a 'read more' if it's too long!

make sure to tag me in your fic and to tag the fic with "hazel's baby fever collab" so i can find it and add it to the list

this is FOLLOWERS ONLY but other than that, anyone can join hehe

there isn't really a deadline but it would be preferred to be done by a month from today (1st August) since i'm planning to leave then

and the last thing is that the anime accepted are: Attack on Titan, Haikyuu, and Jujutsu Kaisen

other than that have fun!! <3

ENTRIES

@levis-hazelnut - babysitter!connie x reader

@oh-theseus - babysitter!jean x reader

@oh-theseus - single dad!levi x reader

@postwarlevi - babysitter!levi x reader

@gimmedemballs - Jean, Sasha, Connie babysitting EreMika's baby

@fxtalitygod - husband!gojo x reader

@tolkienlockian - single mum!sasha x jean

@chaotic-nick - dad!miche x reader

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[levis-hazelnut]

once i reach 1k my time on tumblr shall end <3

[levis-hazelnut]

soooo... this wasn't really a joke ☺

[levis-hazelnut]

someone help me idk if i wanna leave now or if i wanna leave after i do a 1k event 🪦

[levis-hazelnut]

anyways i decided to do an event before leaving so you guys best join it 😌

[levis-hazelnut]

once i reach 1k my time on tumblr shall end <3

[levis-hazelnut]

soooo... this wasn't really a joke ☺

[levis-hazelnut]

eren is so damn pretty it makes me wanna cry kdjdjsksk he just owns my heart at this point like he never leaves my brain (him, connie and marco are roommates 😩)

[levis-hazelnut]

OH YEAH LMFAOOO I FORGOT TO POST THIS A FEW DAYS AGO BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS I AM CRYING AND YELLING COS YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST 😭😭😭

i promise i'll do an event but it'll be next month cos i do be very busy and do not have time for it right now

[erenisms]

CRACK : boyfriend!aot boys after finding out that you never bothered to change their name on your contacts after you started dating. part i

ft. eren, armin, jean, connie & zeke

the cropping kinda sucks ㅠㅠ

part 2 here w/ porco, reiner, levi & erwin