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Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

supreme-leader-stoat

wintersoldierfell

hang on i gotta google something

supreme-leader-stoat

I am so sorry.

byjove

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

byjove

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

byjove

YEAH EXACTLY

byjove

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

emptyheadmybeloved

hold on i need to look this up

byjove

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

byjove

rubysapphrald

eighteenthofoctober

Google maps be like "fastest route, no other routes available" and it's through the lair of Scylla

melucia

google maps be like "there's the Ogygia rest stop nearby" but the cashier thought you were her tinder date so it takes seven hours to escape

melucia

google maps be like "faster route available, btw remember your daughter Iphigenia"

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i see the vision

caught in act and all that

skelliefrankie

melinoros

#👀👀👀#spicy #hades game

froopa-coopa

🌙 cute pets that help you take down titans >>

gay-little-izzet

Penelope!!!! (If she was in Hades 2)

The location I would put her in doesn’t exist in the game yet, but I tried to do a bit of a background.

Personally I would understand if Penelope doesn’t actually show up in Hades 2, there’s so much going on in the game already, buuuut if she was there….

I think there’s a lot of fun metaphor in unraveling the day’s weavings as a form of turning back the clock, hence “Witch of Unwinding”. Penelope isn’t referred to as a witch in any myths that I know of, but for various reasons I think it’s a fun change.