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Obey me! on CRACK 1
Part 2
Please send help. xd
Photo by Mammon
(The reason he’s getting beaten up.)
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Mammon: *flying with MC* “Alright human, what’s stopping me from dropping you right now?”
MC: “Mwah” *dramatic kiss on the cheek*
Mammon: “…”
Mammon: “Ok..😽”
MC: “Solomon.. Human to Human, I got a question.”
Solomon: “Yes?”
MC: “Do I have a WAP?” *almost in tears*
Simeon: “My dear MC you have the WAPPIEST WAP in the entire land of devildom
Solomon and MC: “👁👁”
Simeon: “Haha! I thought it was funny- by the way, what does WAP mean anyways?”
PLZ TELL ME YALL KNOW WAP BY CARDI B
Belphie Stans: “God give me a sign”
Belphie: *Kills MC*
Belphie Stans: “This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read😻”
God: “Dawg are you fr”
MC: *wakes up after falling down the stairs*
“Mmm.. Mamm- AYO”
MC: *Looks around frantically* “WHERE AM I”
God: “Welcome MC, I am delighted to tell you that you have made it to the Celestial Realm in your afterlife. Congratulations”
MC: “Nah bruh”
God: “Whatchu mean ‘nah bru-“
*MC squaring up to fight GOD*
{| Stage Change |}
Asmo: “PLEASE MC ISNT WAKING UP WHAT DO WE DO?!!!” *panicking*
Lucifer: “No… Not again….” *breaksdown*
Mammon: “Ma human.. I am so sorry…” *lifeless*
(Everyone’s Screaming Crying Throwing up)
POOF!
Everyone: “:,( ?”
MC: *dusting themselves off* “My bad y’all I’m back”
Everyone: “😀⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️”
{| End Scene |}
MC: “…”
Lucifer: …
MC: “Yolo.”
Lucifer: “You are the bane of my existence.”
MC: “Hey guys- Why are you smiling like that Belphie??”
Belphie: “Like what? I’m not smiling..🙂”
Levi: “GUYS MAMMON JUST ATE SHIT LOL ROFL!!”
MC: “Oh.😀”
Here you go:
Belphie: I’ll kill you.
MC: Do it. No balls.
Narrator: He did in fact, have the balls.
Mammon: Damn, this witch is really being a pain in the ass..
MC: Which one?
Mammon: Nah, Witch 4.
MC:…
MC: Bro.
Nobody: “…”
MC: “…Tight as a virgin boy don’t get nervous”
Solomon: *Across the street* “I’M HERE TO SERVE YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE”
MC: “I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR”
Solomon: “PUT MY MOUTH ON IT LIKE CPR”
MC: “AH😫”
Everybody else: “😀⁉️”
Guys.. it’s CPR by CupcakKe- The citizens of the Devildom need to know what REAL music is.
MC: “Please. Give a bitch a break.”
The Three Realms: “No.”
Beel: “Belphie, we’ve got to wake up early to go to Lord Diavolo’s Castle tomorrow and-“
Belphie: “No.”
Beel: “But MC’s going too-“
Belphie: *sits up* “We ride at dawn, bitches.”