Leviathan’s Boobies!

😻Incorrect quotes😻 Language warning!!

[stulili]

Obey me! on CRACK 1

Part 2

Please send help. xd

Photo by Mammon

(The reason he’s getting beaten up.)

[moemoemammon]

GUESS WHO FOUND A HANDY WEBSITE THAT'S GOT A CHEAT SHEET FOR THE OBEY ME SURPRISE GUEST INTERACTIONS?

CHECK IT⬇️⬇️⬇️

https://karasu-os.com/SurpriseGuest

Surprise Guest

An all-in-one guide for Obey Me! surprise guest interactions. Karasu's interactive guide features all characters including the demon brother

[sketchdeath]

i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

[cuntwarehouse]

and with your help, it can become a reality

[sketchdeath]

what hath i wrought

[stevencharleston]

[tetrafelino]

BMS lockscreen 🌸🌺💮

[levis-tits]

Mammon: *flying with MC* “Alright human, what’s stopping me from dropping you right now?”

MC: “Mwah” *dramatic kiss on the cheek*

Mammon: “…”

Mammon: “Ok..😽”

[cinturongazo]

[levis-tits]

😸

[levis-tits]

MC: “Solomon.. Human to Human, I got a question.”

Solomon: “Yes?”

MC: “Do I have a WAP?” *almost in tears*

Simeon: “My dear MC you have the WAPPIEST WAP in the entire land of devildom

Solomon and MC: “👁👁”

Simeon: “Haha! I thought it was funny- by the way, what does WAP mean anyways?”

PLZ TELL ME YALL KNOW WAP BY CARDI B

[levis-tits]

Belphie Stans: “God give me a sign”

Belphie: *Kills MC*

Belphie Stans: “This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read😻”

God: “Dawg are you fr”

[levis-tits]

MC: *wakes up after falling down the stairs*

“Mmm.. Mamm- AYO”

MC: *Looks around frantically* “WHERE AM I”

God: “Welcome MC, I am delighted to tell you that you have made it to the Celestial Realm in your afterlife. Congratulations”

MC: “Nah bruh”

God: “Whatchu mean ‘nah bru-“

*MC squaring up to fight GOD*

{| Stage Change |}

Asmo: “PLEASE MC ISNT WAKING UP WHAT DO WE DO?!!!” *panicking*

Lucifer: “No… Not again….” *breaksdown*

Mammon: “Ma human.. I am so sorry…” *lifeless*

(Everyone’s Screaming Crying Throwing up)

POOF!

Everyone: “:,( ?”

MC: *dusting themselves off* “My bad y’all I’m back”

Everyone: “😀⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️”

{| End Scene |}

[levis-tits]

MC: “…”

Lucifer: …

MC: “Yolo.”

Lucifer: “You are the bane of my existence.”

[levis-tits]

MC: “Hey guys- Why are you smiling like that Belphie??”

Belphie: “Like what? I’m not smiling..🙂”

Levi: “GUYS MAMMON JUST ATE SHIT LOL ROFL!!”

MC: “Oh.😀”

Here you go:

[levis-tits]

Belphie: I’ll kill you.

MC: Do it. No balls.

Narrator: He did in fact, have the balls.

[levis-tits]

Mammon: Damn, this witch is really being a pain in the ass..

MC: Which one?

Mammon: Nah, Witch 4.

MC:…

MC: Bro.

[levis-tits]

Nobody: “…”

MC: “…Tight as a virgin boy don’t get nervous”

Solomon: *Across the street* “I’M HERE TO SERVE YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE”

MC: “I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR”

Solomon: “PUT MY MOUTH ON IT LIKE CPR”

MC: “AH😫”

Everybody else: “😀⁉️”

Guys.. it’s CPR by CupcakKe- The citizens of the Devildom need to know what REAL music is.

[levis-tits]

MC: “Please. Give a bitch a break.”

The Three Realms: “No.”

[levis-tits]

Beel: “Belphie, we’ve got to wake up early to go to Lord Diavolo’s Castle tomorrow and-“

Belphie: “No.”

Beel: “But MC’s going too-“

Belphie: *sits up* “We ride at dawn, bitches.”