I need to bite him
It should be ILLEGAL to look this good

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I need to bite him
It should be ILLEGAL to look this good
Bro bonding on some cat gummies
but someone just had to speak🙄 lmaooo
Besides his obsession with cats
there's also baby flame salamanders. Love how happy he gets over it but I was also hoping to see some pics of it🥲
Obey Me guys when you accidentally touch them wrong in Surprise Guest.
And then when you get back to the home screen they’re all: “I missed you Mommy/Daddy/my non-binary master!”
Lucifer is actually a quadruplet. He, Michael, Gabriel and Uriel were made together, originally being one before their father split them to become themselves. Only, Lucifer was different to the other three, the part of him that came from the whole was smaller. He wasn’t growing like them and seemed more emotional, like the humans they would later observe. Their father adored him due to his weakness and need to be protected, giving him anything he asked. Lucifer did love his three brothers just as he did his new siblings, yet they pushed him aside and never let him join in their games. They loved him but couldn’t look at his smaller grace as nothing more than weak. Their father knew that the part Lucifer had come from was actually the strongest, hence why the splitting seemed so uneven, and tried to trick him into thinking he was pathetic as his brothers claimed. What he didn’t except was for Lucifer to use the love of his sister and five brothers to become brave and defiant, to fight and rattle the balance of heaven and hell.
When Lucifer fell, he split himself in rage and betrayal, showing his three brothers how much love he could have given them and what they failed to see. He took his brothers and new self forward, ignored the pain of knowing he had lost something he never truely had.
MC: “Hey guys- Why are you smiling like that Belphie??”
Belphie: “Like what? I’m not smiling..🙂”
Levi: “GUYS MAMMON JUST ATE SHIT LOL ROFL!!”
MC: “Oh.😀”
Here you go:
what the hell am i gonna do now 😭💔
(His) Nightmares - Dateables and Brothers
Lucifer
Lucifer suffers from nightmares, though you would never know it. He’s very good at managing to live on little sleep and still look put together after. He could (and does) blame his work and brothers and all of his other duties for how little he sleeps or how restless that sleep is but it’s not the complete truth. Lucifer regularly has nightmares about his fall from the celestial realm. He remembers the great battle, the betrayed faces of his fellow angels, Lilith’s injury, his fall down to the Devildom. All of it, feeling just as intense and real and unbearable as it did when it actually happened. He’s the kind of person that wakes up with a quiet gasp but nothing so noticeable as to ever wake anyone up. It’s a reaction that he’s trained himself to contain over the millennia. He doesn’t ever tell anyone about the nightmares but Simeon always seems to have a knack for knowing when he’s had a rough night because he’ll check in with Lucifer and bring him some kind of sweet snack that morning; he’ll smile guilelessly at Lucifer as he does it but the sadness in his eyes says something completely different.
Mammon
Mammon’s nightmares tend to come when he’s had a particularly rough day with his brothers and, later on, with you. They happen when his self-deprecation follows him into his dreams. He’s always being yelled at and insulted and he can be crying, begging for forgiveness and kindness, trying to explain his side of the story but no one will ever listen. They mock his pain and tell him how pathetic and scummy he is. Hearing it from his brothers is hard enough but if you appear in the nightmare, he absolutely loses it. He can’t bear the idea of you thinking of him like that. When Mammon wakes, it’s with tears sliding down his face and he’s gasping for breath. He’s thrown off for the whole day and will actively avoid people because he’s afraid of bursting into tears if they say anything.
Levi
It isn’t common for Levi to have nightmares. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t get very much sleep thanks to his gaming lifestyle or maybe it’s because he tends to have such lovely dreams about Ruri-chan or maybe it’s because you’re actually snuggling him and how could anything bad happen when you’re there? When he does have nightmares, they’re typically something outrageous based on a game or anime that he’s seen lately, especially if they’re horror based. Levi is one of those people who would accidentally throw himself off the bed if he didn’t sleep in a tub and he wakes up with his arms waving in the air as if he’s acting out a fight scene or something. He can shake off his dreams pretty quickly and if he can’t, he’ll turn on a comfort anime to help.
Lucifer with a Femboy Mc|S/O
Originally this post was gonna include Levi, but it was really difficult so I’ll probably do him and Satan together next time.
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Lucifer: You’re Mc, right?
Mc: Yeah. . .
Lucifer: You identify as a male, right?
Mc: Yeah…
While he did have access to your files, Lucifer would still be taken aback by your feminine appearance. Was there some sort of mistake? Did you go through some transition? He’s very relieved that no mishaps occurred when you were summoned. 
Lucifer ends up sputtering many compliments your way, along with some more unchaste remarks that were more hushed for anyone else to hear and acknowledge. Many weren’t supposed to escape his lips in the first place, but for some reason the demon couldn’t help it. He would probably lay it off as him wanting to make up for your awkward arrival.
The pristine, dutiful elder brother saw no problem with you and your attire in the beginning. He was and still is honestly very fond of it. You can end up putting a lot of work into your physical appearance, and depending on how varied your outfits and aesthetics are, Lucifer will commend you for how well you put yourself together.
Lucifer definitely favors you wearing lolita and ouji clothing. He’s a big fan of victorian clothing and with lolita clothing taking inspiration from it he really appreciates the sight of you wearing the attire. He particularly favors you wearing gothic, classic, guro, and wa-lolita styles. This man will be on the verge of his horniness composure when you wear ero-lolita fashion, or just anything that gives him easy access to look at your thighs and legs.
What did bother him was the fact you refused to wear the RAD uniform. You would either throw it away or use the material to make a costume uniform.
Lucifer: How many times are we gonna have to go through this?
Mc: How many times are you gonna expect me to wear those pants and that awful dress shirt?
Eventually there would be a compromise by either letting you wear a custom uniform or letting you wear the uniform for girls with a different dress shirt.
Lucifer doesn’t really enjoy gifting you meaningless gifts; if he’s gonna get you something, it’ll be something you’ll enjoy, would be able to wear, and possibly match with a theme of a formal event he wants you to accompany him for.
You both have a matching teacup sets for when he feels a picnic between you is in order, or when you’re both privately mingling with each other in his room or work station. The reason he doesn’t like to show it off publicly is because last time when you and brothers were invited to a picnic, Satan was quick to point out how Lucifer conveniently had the same set as you. Never again.
When it comes to gifts that involve accessories, he tends to have something that matches. Like a necklace that’s shares the same resemblance to the one you got for him, or two identical bracelets that you both share.
The eldest brother would not be as oblivious to his crush, as say Mammon. He may not admit until the time is correct. On dates he tends to take you to more lavish places or events. Lucifer might even gift you an outfit so he can match with yours.
This is guy not subtle at all when it comes to punishments. If he feels the need to punish you, he’ll make you clean around the house (preferably his quarters.) However he’ll make you wear some risqué maid outfit.
Lucifer: I assure you Mc, wearing this maid outfit is absolutely essential to your punishment.
Mc: Do I have to wear the—
Lucifer: Yes the lingerie undergarments too. How else are you to learn? 
Often finds his eyes drawing towards you. Sometimes when staring Lucifer will lower his gaze to admire your thighs and backside. Lucifer often needs to refrain himself from touching your smooth skin, or risk peeking up your dress when you slouch. He tries to control himself because he does want to be respectful towards you. But when you two start going out he’ll stare all he wants and may give you a pinch or smack for all the time he had to wait, and to tease you.
Lucifer loves to doll you up in cute extravagant outfits. A smirk befalls upon his face when he sees you adorned in the outfit he so kindly gifted you.
Now, Lucifer is not one to get jealous. He is one of the most power demons out there; others know it would be foolish to attempt any devious actions to woo you. Especially if he’s around. But he gets a small boost to his ego when you wear something he bought. Why get jealous when there’s no one to complete with you in the first place?
When he buys clothes, the handsome demon will buy promiscuous outfits for only his eyes to see. So if you’re invited to come over to his room for a “private meeting”, expect him to dress you up.
Lucifer looking at an ero-lolita dress he wants to purchase:
Asmo: Lucifer? Ehe~, what are you doing here?
Lucifer: You never saw me here, got it?
Asmo: Only if you help pay for some of my clothing. It’s only fair.
Don’t even try getting him into anything you wear. No crop tops, no skirts, revealing or not he’s gonna refuse. Lucifer wants to keep track of his image so being seen like that would never sit well with him. He doesn’t see a problem with other people like yourself doing so, but for him, he’ll never allow someone to see him like that. At most he may put on something that’s lingerie or a maybe a crop top if you’re alone and having a “private session” together.
He’s very respectful and will not tolerate any ill-manner comments or behavior directed towards you. Not that anyone would be stupid enough to try anything when he’s around.
The man relishes in the stares of the jealous demons. He is the one who got to you first, and you were the first to capture his heart before them. People admiring you both gives him great pleasure like no other.
Lucifer and you love each other dearly. Lucifer will respect any boundaries you set and being with him will never garner many negatives. Just watch out for his more rabid fans. They’re. . .not safe to be around. Don’t worry though, he’ll protect you and make sure no harm comes your way. You are his precious pretty little human, and loves you with all his heart.
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