team louis

Alessandra // Italian, vegan, kinda annoying - bi/pan, she/her // Dean Winchester deserved better

[childweanedonpoison]

sorry for stealing these tags @viciers but yes so much

i feel like heated rivalry has finally broken the "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" curse. yes they are beautiful but my god they are horny as hell too. freak4freak show.

[childweanedonpoison]

fosse stato amadeus direttore artistico di sanremo 2026 avrebbe invitato connor e hudson sicuro raga piango quello che eravamo e che saremmo potuti diventare: il foursome hudcon amarello in prima serata

[loryaoi]

I mean HUDSON WILLIAMS AND BIBLE WICHAPAS

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[childweanedonpoison]

straight women finding out about frotting through heated rivalry as if it’s not part of the three ao3 foundation courses alongside milking and felching

[littlegirlinvisible]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.04: ROSE + HRTwT VERSION

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy

[perths]

[mattmurdeaux]

MATT MURDOCK + Reddit Comment Reactions to that One Iconic Matt Tweet

BONUS:

[tgirl-thucydides]

[zzoupz]

LMFAOOOOOO. YES

to add onto this i have met people irl named phone, iphone, tennis, bank, beer, boom, bam, guitar, punch, first, new, big, A, B, F, M, O, P, S, T, V

[baynamp3]

They’re making a seminaristi bl?!?!? E Papa Francesco che fa?!?!??!

[baynamp3]

Sto impazzendo non importa se poi farà schifo questo trailer è già una vittoria

[childweanedonpoison]

[childweanedonpoison]

i think h*rry st*les finally stopped by istanbul

[mancandykings]

Cillian Murphy for British GQ (February 2024)

[orbiterss]

l’interruzione del sanremoposting per l’mpreg è esso stesso sanremoposting

[unwinthehart]

I'm doing a summary for a friend anyway so, here it is: THE John Travolta vs Amadeus vs Russell Crowe GATE The whole thing starts a while back, when Amadeus (the lying liar who lied) had said he wouldn't have guests because Rai is broke and then announcing John Travolta and Russell Crowe as super guests. They both asked to be involved themselves, they weren't contacted by Rai and they will get very little money for their trouble (Travolta got a costs refund, Crowe not even that and came basically for free). Their reasons for joining the party (aside from a momentarily lack in judgment I guess): Travolta was doing something in France anyway, so it's close by and he saw that Fiorello was there and he remembers Fiorello from a while back, when he was a guest in one of his shows and apparently finds (found) him hilarious. Russell Crowe is the Gladiator. He's just here for the vibes (and to promote his tour), he's getting here straight from Australia. Travolta gets in Italy; he's super itchy with fans and the press. Doesn't even have the decency of being at TG1 (does he know that's also Amadeus realm? probably not). He signs a fucking contract, he knows what he'll be subjected to, he decides to be a menace anyway. He gets on Ariston stage and does a little of his iconic dance moves. Disaster is looming. He and Amadeus get outside where Fiorello is waiting for them with duck hats, that Travolta refuses to wear (who do you think you are? you think yourself better than Fiorello and Amadeus, the italian royal couple?????). They do this. Fiorello and Ama are vibing. Travolta is seeing his entire life and career end there. He does the whole thing with death in his eyes. And it's a fucking disaster. So much so that the next day it's all Italy can talk about (despite great things happening on that night). Apparently no one covered Travolta's shoes logo and it's a big problem for Rai. Amadeus snapped at journalists. Travolta cannot get a foot in Italy anymore because IT'S ON SIGHT. And here he comes, Russell Crowe as an avenging Gladiator in all his glory. He's truly here for the vibes and the vibes only. He's doing more interviews than the Sanremo Contestants. He's at TG1 despite not understanding a single word, as if he's one of Amadeus infinite list of co-hosts. He's answering over and over and over again "what is your favorite italian song?", he's singing Ricchi e Poveri like the entire Country did when that devil, Amadeus, reunited them a couple of years ago. He gets on Ariston stage, he sings, he recites his infamous line from The Gladiator, in italian (!), he says "Teresa, Teresa, TERESA", just because the co-host likes how he says her name. Then the dissing happens. Teresa Mannino is telling how they found out Russell Crowe like many other celebrities has italian roots, despite not having an italian surname "like, Di Caprio or Coppola or De Niro". Russell Crowe isn't here to play and he goes "or Travolta." Mocks him with the duck dance moves and mouths "wtf, wtf". Amadeus is crackling in the background, he has a new bestie. Italy as a whole has a new bestie, because the pettiness of it all was the most italian thing ever.

[peronocambiamiamore]

ma basta con la gente che dice che non è stato un pezzo di televisione ben scritta non ci interessa questo è il nostro carnevale ti pagano e vieni a fare il nostro giullare e devi pure andare via grato del fatto che non ti abbiamo messo sul falò come i fantocci di cartapesta

[jjudaslips]

singlehandedly carrying la quota cunt e gay di tutto il festival