#belphegorobeyme

[obeymefictionwriting]

Texts Brothers & Dateables Send You [Part 9]

Lucifer: My room is always open to you but next time, don't use "studying" as an excuse to visit me past midnight. Btw i charmed my room so no one can hear anything from outside ;)

Mammon: ya think ppl would give me money if i drink extra spicy ramen water on camera?

Leviathan: don't you think a person who actually SEWS the costumes should also have a say in choosing a couple cosplay?

Satan: busy now love, but you can scream at me later. bought you chocolate and books xxx

Asmodeus: honey, the word "facial" always has two meanings for me - so you gotta specify which one we are going for tonight 🥰

Beelzebub: MC I'm hungry and I miss you. bring me cheese and kisses please, i'm at the gym 😓

Belphegor: i felt asleep and thought i was seeing the light in the end of a tunnel. turned out mammon was holding a flashlight next to my face

Diavolo: PLZ DELETE THE PHOTO THAT I JUST SENT IT WAS A SHOWER ACCIDENT OKAY

Barbatos: no, your tantrum did not upset me, darling. btw you are not sleeping tonight and not walking properly tomorrow. just saying

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Y/n: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.  

Belphie: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.  

Y/n: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

[ilumin]

Obey me! Lesson 16 spoilers ↓

MC: Hey, what's up guys? I'm back. *opens pack of chips*

Belphie: What the- how??? You can't be here! You're dead, I've KILLED you!

MC: *while eating chips* Death is a social Construct.

Bonus:

Belphegor seeing MC alive after literary crushing them to death with his hug:

[zealoussoulsandwich]

Belphie lazily pumping into me while calling me a dumb little slut. His dumb little slut.

[ke1ng3hirn]

More Belphie Brainrot!!

misc belphie and x mc headcanons

finally posting something sfw?? woweee good job me o(^▽^)o

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first off, I don’t give a shit what the official art says, this man has at least some chub come on all he does is mooch and eat :<

when he first got his sin he tried to stay awake as long as possible and literally passed out :((

he thinks of you wayyy different in Nightbringer, when he met you for the first time as you, and not some filthy human intruder, he was done for. full on belphie.exe has stopped working.

you’d probably find little flower bouquets for you in your room when you and him started talking and getting a lot closer, but whenever you would try to bring it up, he’d pretend to be half asleep and not paying attention, only for his little smile and flushed cheeks to give him away.

when you two would start dating I feel like he would try to avoid pda around his brothers, but he would cave when he catches one, (probably Asmo), trying to flirt with you. he’d start really layering on cuddles and kisses whenever he could, even in public, to assert his possession over you.

Belphie would love any gift you give him too! he’d carefully place it amongst his stash on his side of the room to proudly display to the world!! and if you got him a plushie, no matter how big or what shape, he’s gonna be sleeping with it in his bed for the rest of his life.

now, living with 6 other demons means that Belphegor is used to having to protect his stuff, after all his siblings are the literal avatars of Greed and Gluttony, and thus would completely bristle at his brothers if they even dared to look at you for too long. however, he’s still a gentleman and understands it’s not your fault you’re so enticing so if anything would treat you better than usual, getting you special gifts and even letting you sleep with him on his favourite pillow.

when dating him, consider all your bad dreams gone 🫡

[roll4hari]

[shirouusagii]

[belphiespill0w]

Do any of you think belphie might just have a praise kink? I headcanon him to have one BECAUSE of how much this man likes praise.. (I’ll praise him all night long😍)

This has to be canon😭😭

(There’s probably more but these are what I can find)

I might make this into a future fic idk..